The Facebook Thread 2

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by Poser » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:51 am

They have a point: thank god they're on the way out and not the way in.

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:15 am

Tragic Magic wrote:I'm nearly 69. I've worked hard since I was 17. I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn't call in sick in nearly 40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as though retirement was a bad idea, and I'm tired. Very tired.

I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who don't have my work ethic. I'm tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.

I'm tired of being told that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family "honour"; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren't "believers"; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for "adultery"; of Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur'an and Shari'a law tells them to.

I'm tired of being told that out of "tolerance for other cultures" we must let Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques and madrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia , New Zealand , UK, America and Canada , while no one from these countries are allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other Arab country to teach love and tolerance..

I'm tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate.

I'm tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?

I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.

I'm really tired of people who don't take responsibility for their lives and actions. I'm tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.

I'm also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20's be-deck them selves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government.

Yes, I'm damn tired. But I'm also glad to be 69. Because, mostly, I'm not going to have to see the world these people are making. I'm just sorry for my grandchildren and their children. Thank God I'm on the way out and not on the way in.

There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!
" I'm 69 and I'm tired. If you do not forward this you are part of the problem".


The good thing about that is he has really limited the number of people that can send it on.

“I agree with every word but I’m only 68 so will have to wait a year before I can send it”

“gooseberry fool, I turned 70 yesterday, it’s too late for me”

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by I Shot A Kid » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:15 am

:lol:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Squinty » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:17 am

I'm tired of DA WORLD

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:54 pm

Don't forget Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you've ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook's privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.


She got a reply:

Don't forget Deadline tomorrow !!! Nude picture or dick pick ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, and waste every strawberry floaters time by letting them read this Viz magazine posted a story about this called gullible strawberry floaters the change in Facebook's privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my in gay magazines or Weight Watchers adverts messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.


:lol:

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by Rocking Around the Mini E » Thu Jan 24, 2019 6:21 am

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So tru

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Rocsteady » Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:06 pm

Rock bottom = being a multi millionaire and one of the most successful people in the world in your chosen field.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Curls » Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:29 pm

Mini E wrote:Image

So tru



Remember that £20 when you're rich with 20-20 vision mate.

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:04 pm

Funniest conversation I have ever heard on a bus! Young girl &lad, she's telling him about the 'massage ' parlour she works in as a receptionist & as he's single he should try it, he was asking questions& joking--- or maybe not--- that he'd like a 60 yr old, she said we've got all shapes/sizes/ages so you could have a muff, is that what they're called?, he answered think you mean milf lol. True story that brightened up my ride home on the 47a !!


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by Rocking Around the Mini E » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:12 pm

Curls wrote:
Mini E wrote:Image

So tru



Remember that £20 when you're rich with 20-20 vision mate.


You know it :capnscotty: :wub: - When I have 20-20 vision due to that gene therapy and you lose both eyes in a tragic daffodil or sheep related incident, you know who to buzz for a transplant.

Moggy wrote:
Funniest conversation I have ever heard on a bus! Young girl &lad, she's telling him about the 'massage ' parlour she works in as a receptionist & as he's single he should try it, he was asking questions& joking--- or maybe not--- that he'd like a 60 yr old, she said we've got all shapes/sizes/ages so you could have a muff, is that what they're called?, he answered think you mean milf lol. True story that brightened up my ride home on the 47a !!


:lol:


:| :shock:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:39 pm

Tried being just an average been nice it work for a while time to get off my ass and put my head in the game and become a Savage

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Rocking Around the Mini E » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:14 pm

Don’t forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where they can use your photo Don't forget Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you've ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook's privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities ..... associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential9 information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.
Their new algorithm chooses the same few people - about 25 - who will read your posts. Therefore,
Hold your finger down anywhere in this post and "copy" will pop up. Click "copy". Then go your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up and click paste.
This will bypass the system.
DONE! Stop it FB! The end.


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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Bunni » Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:54 pm

What day is tomorrow cuz I’ve been seeing that gooseberry fool for weeks.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Poser » Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:06 am

Bunni wrote:What day is tomorrow cuz I’ve been seeing that gooseberry fool for weeks.


I'm pretty sure it's been going round for a couple of years in different forms. I don't understand what the people who create that wank actually get out of it.

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by Victor Mistletoe » Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:11 am

Better safe than sorry tho!!!!

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by Vermi Claus » Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:41 am

Vermi's sister in law wrote:Mmm feeling really low at the moment huns just want to cry i was late (again) picking Lily up from nursery due to traffic and I feel so bad maybe I should book her into after school club for an hour and give me that 15mins grace I need it would for £3.15 per day £15.75 per week and a 4 week month £63 would save .e getting stressed about running late or getting stuck in traffic seems I have been more.late than on time picking her up lately :(. ,I feel like such a bad parent.

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by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:03 pm

1.00pm in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend, when an UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put its lights on. Lauren's parents have 4 children (of various ages) and have always told them never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather wait until they get to a service station, etc.
So Lauren remembered her parents' advice, and telephoned 112 from her mobile phone.
This connected her to the police dispatcher she told the dispatcher that there was an unmarked car with a flashing blue light behind her and that she would not pull over right away but wait until she was in a service station or busy area.
The dispatcher checked to see if there was a police car where she was and there wasn't and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back-up already on the way.
Ten minutes later 4 police cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her.
... One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind.
They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground........the man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew that bit of advice, but especially for a woman alone in a car, you do not have to pull over for an UNMARKED car.
Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going to a 'safe' place.
You obviously need to make some signals that you acknowledge them I.e., put on your hazard lights) or call 112 like Lauren did.
Too bad the mobile phone companies don't give you this little bit of wonderful information.
So now it's your turn to let your friends know about 112 (112 is an emergency number on your mobile that takes you straight to the police because 999 does not work if you have no signal).
This is good information that I did not know!

Please pass on to all your friends, especially any females.

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by Walking in a Winter Winckleland » Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:08 pm

In all the posts like that, it's the user of the word "apparently" that gets on my nerves. They just handwave away massive bullshit with it.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Hexx » Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:25 pm

I like that Lauren called while driving
And that 112 will work if when you have no signal to dial 999 (which is just close enough to the truth to make people go "It works you know!")

The internet has a lot to answer for empowering these morons.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:26 pm

The 112 number isn’t terrible advice, but why dress it up in an obviously bollocks story. :lol:

Best thing was that crap was shared by one of the most Brexity person I know. 112 was an EU idea :lol:

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