The Facebook Thread 2

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by Ad7 » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:46 pm

Just saw someone walking a Springer spaniel and a pug. The spaniel sat and waited for it's owner, the pug walked into his leg.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by KingK » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:49 pm

Bunni wrote:
Hexx wrote:Cats>Dogs


Surprise of the day, Hexx likes pussy.

:slol: :slol:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:20 pm

Bunni wrote:
Hexx wrote:Cats>Dogs


Surprise of the day, Hexx likes pussy.


Post of the day :lol:

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by Somebody Else's Problem » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:17 pm

Jenuall wrote:You can have a decent friendship and bond with a dog.

The only relationship you can have with a cat is one that if it were to exist between two people would probably be considered domestic abuse!


Spoken like someone who has never owned a cat, but has read too much Garfield.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Pedz » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:19 pm

My cat Bob was amazing. One of the better pets I have had. While the snakes and stuff are cool the don't really do much. TBF, the Tortoise seems to like being held and when you go near the tank he tries to get to you...

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Jenuall » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:31 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Jenuall wrote:You can have a decent friendship and bond with a dog.

The only relationship you can have with a cat is one that if it were to exist between two people would probably be considered domestic abuse!


Spoken like someone who has never owned a cat, but has read too much Garfield.

I've never read any Garfield.

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by Somebody Else's Problem » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:44 pm

Jenuall wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Jenuall wrote:You can have a decent friendship and bond with a dog.

The only relationship you can have with a cat is one that if it were to exist between two people would probably be considered domestic abuse!


Spoken like someone who has never owned a cat, but has read too much Garfield.

I've never read any Garfield.


Still too much. Garfield is shite.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Albear » Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:02 pm

Generally Both cats and dogs are great.

You get gooseberry fool dogs, you get gooseberry fool cats. Anyone saying All of either is gooseberry fool and a man child.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:05 pm

Albear wrote:Anyone saying All of either is gooseberry fool and a man child.

Are you insulting me and channeling the spirit of Errkal at the same time?!

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by Moggy » Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:26 pm

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I might know Bob Geldoff?

Seems legit....

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by PatSharpsMullet » Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:39 pm

Bob Geldoff appears to have a lazy eye.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Albear » Sat Feb 16, 2019 4:36 pm

but which one?

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:05 am

A picture of a Golliwog, with text reading "If the ISIS bride is allowed back, surely I should be too?"

Used to love my golly wock but then their was never racist in my day

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by Moggy » Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:40 am

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:A picture of a Golliwog, with text reading "If the ISIS bride is allowed back, surely I should be too?"

Used to love my golly wock but then their was never racist in my day


I have seen that one. strawberry floating racist arseholes.

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Dowbocop » Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:08 am

Did anyone else have an outbreak of "I JUST READ THE LISBON TREATY ERMAHGERD" on their feed the other night?

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Fri Feb 22, 2019 6:14 pm

Two people commenting on a pro Brexit photo:

I agree! Get us out! but I werent allowed to vote


why


been out of the country too long


:fp: :lol:

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Feb 22, 2019 6:58 pm

Anyone else been threatened by Momo? :lol:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Moggy » Mon Feb 25, 2019 9:09 pm

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's really none of your business. Why do you ask?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."
SON: "Oh. (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, can I please borrow $50?"
DAD: "REALLY?! If you're asking to borrow money for some silly toy or game, you can just march yourself straight to your room to think about why you're being so selfish. I work hard everyday to provide for this family, and this is the thanks I get?"

The little boy went quietly to his room and shut the door.

The dad sat down and started getting even angrier about his son's questions. "How dare he ask question like that just to get some money?" he stewed.

After an hour, the dad calmed down, and started to think: "Maybe there was something he really needed the $50 for? He doesn't ask for money often..."

So, the dad went to his son's door and opened it.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"
SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".
DAD: "I've been thinking, and maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"

Then, reaching under his pillow, the boy pulled out some crumpled-up dollar bills. When the dad saw the boy already had money, he started getting angry again as the little boy slowly counted out his money and looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"
SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do. Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and begged for his forgiveness through a stream of tears.

Just a reminder to all working so hard in life to not let time slip through our fingers without dedicating special time with those who matter most.

If we die tomorrow, the company we may work for could replace us in a matter of days.... but, loved ones we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives, having only precious memories to hold.

Priorities.

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:lol: :fp: :lol:

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Preezy » Mon Feb 25, 2019 10:05 pm

Dat made me fink well proper bbz xoxo

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PostRe: The Facebook Thread 2
by Ad7 » Mon Feb 25, 2019 10:14 pm

Can they give me £3 back for the time I wasted reading that?


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