The Facebook Thread 2

[Blue Eyes]

So Wednesday morning get woken up at 4am by my son mum dad there is a fox in the house blood everywhere and I have two little kittens found one all good couldn’t find tink anywhere really thought we had lost her Craig found her shaking behind the settee started cleaning up thinking fox had gone as looked everywhere no sign of it Craig then looks behide my corner glass cabinet and there he was chased him out the house then all day yesterday the big clean up blood poo everywhere we washed everything poo tink didn’t come downstairs until 1.30 as she was so frightened Fox’s are get so daring as I have my buster also

[Mini E]

Worthy of a new page.

[Blue Eyes]

Worthy of a new page.

Someone tore her post to shreds for the total lack of punctuation and then got pelters himself for being a grammar police. Facebook is so great.

[Preezy]

So Wednesday morning get woken up at 4am by my son mum dad there is a fox in the house blood everywhere and I have two little kittens found one all good couldn’t find tink anywhere really thought we had lost her Craig found her shaking behind the settee started cleaning up thinking fox had gone as looked everywhere no sign of it Craig then looks behide my corner glass cabinet and there he was chased him out the house then all day yesterday the big clean up blood poo everywhere we washed everything poo tink didn’t come downstairs until 1.30 as she was so frightened Fox’s are get so daring as I have my buster also

[Jenuall]

The last "sentence" is the only bit I can't really parse to be honest:

Fox’s are get so daring as I have my buster also

WTF?

[LewisD]

I found one! I found a real one in the wild!!

[Victor Mildew]

Hmm, needs verification.

[LewisD]

PMd verification link.

[Victor Mildew]

Lewis trying to bypass the system

[Preezy]

Guys how can I brows her page? They just h8 us coz they 8nt us

[LewisD]

AD THIS IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT!

That's the perfect example right there!

[Moggy]

Sorry Lewis but you need xxx for the perfect example. Just xx doesn't cut it.

And she put “you” not “u”.

And “okay” isn’t good enough, it needs to be “ok”.

A nice try but it’s only 3/10.

[Squinty]

So close, yet so far.

[Blue Eyes]

Sorry Lewis but you need xxx for the perfect example. Just xx doesn't cut it.

And she put “you” not “u”.

And “okay” isn’t good enough, it needs to be “ok”.

A nice try but it’s only 3/10.

Hold on, I'm sure xx was the perfect example. Who died and made you Hitler?

[Jenuall]

Sorry Lewis but you need xxx for the perfect example. Just xx doesn't cut it.

And she put “you” not “u”.

And “okay” isn’t good enough, it needs to be “ok”.

A nice try but it’s only 3/10.

Hold on, I'm sure xx was the perfect example. Who died and made you Hitler?

Going to the Hitler well... u ok hun? xxx

[Moggy]

Sorry Lewis but you need xxx for the perfect example. Just xx doesn't cut it.

And she put “you” not “u”.

And “okay” isn’t good enough, it needs to be “ok”.

A nice try but it’s only 3/10.

Hold on, I'm sure xx was the perfect example. Who died and made you Hitler?

I am the Lord of the Facebook thread and my word is therefore law.

Get your heretic mouth out of here before we burn you.

[Victor Mildew]

The correct version is:

u ok hun xxx

No punctuation or question marks, 3 kisses.

[Preezy]

are you alright, darling? XoXo

[Moggy]

The correct version is:

u ok hun xxx

No punctuation or question marks, 3 kisses.

This man knows the truth.

[Mini E]

I went past a bloke in Sainsbury's shrieking " meatless sausages, how can you have meatless sausages" ?!! I glared at him and shrieked " grow the strawberry float up you moron"! I'm not usually rude to people but there is no need for that