The Facebook Thread 2

[Victor Mildew]

MAEKS U SHREK

[Squinty]

I went past a bloke in Sainsbury's shrieking " meatless sausages, how can you have meatless sausages" ?!! I glared at him and shrieked " grow the strawberry float up you moron"! I'm not usually rude to people but there is no need for that

Meatless sausage means Donald Trump's penis.

[Winckle]

The correct version is:

u ok hun xxx

No punctuation or question marks, 3 kisses.

This is canon.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

It's:

u ok hun xx

We agreed on this a long time a ago.

Edit - Moggy has always been a triple kiss heretic, but I didn't realise As had been radicalised as well. The state of it all.

[Moggy]

It's:

u ok hun xx

We agreed on this a long time a ago.

Edit - Moggy has always been a triple kiss heretic, but I didn't realise As had been radicalised as well. The state of it all.

It’s not my fault that the majority on here cannot recognise the true standard “u ok hun xxx”

The majority are never right. Brexit, the pop charts and this very thread all prove it.

[Pedz]

Sorry Lewis but you need xxx for the perfect example. Just xx doesn't cut it.

And she put “you” not “u”.

And “okay” isn’t good enough, it needs to be “ok”.

A nice try but it’s only 3/10.

Was t it votes on that it is xx not xxx?

[Moggy]

See above Pedz. It's populist scum that like xx that are ruining the world.

[more heat than light]

Moggy.

[Moggy]

Moggy.

u ok hun xxx

[Victor Mildew]

I don't want to talk about it

[ignition]

xx supremacy

The lack of a third x just emphasises the void of true care or empathy.

[Fade]

I went past a bloke in Sainsbury's shrieking " meatless sausages, how can you have meatless sausages" ?!! I glared at him and shrieked " grow the strawberry float up you moron"! I'm not usually rude to people but there is no need for that

How to tell someone is insecure in their masculinity: they talk far too much about meat and beer as well as talk about how a meal isn't a meal unless it has meat in it.

[LewisD]

I can't believe what I'm reading here.

I refuse to believe that the Three-X lowlifes have usurped the superior (and democratically elected) Two-Exxers.

[LewisD]

Made a strawberry floating sig and everyfink.

[Dual]

It's always been xx

Don't get me started on the xoxo crowd

[ignition]

A full stop

[Moggy]

A full stop

Lewis should be banned for this outrage.

[Mini E]

A full stop

Lewis should be banned for this outrage.

u ok hun xx

[LewisD]

Apologios! I must admit the full stop was a force of habit :/

If u carnt handle me at my wurst u dnt diserve me at my best.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Apologios! I must admit the full stop was a force of habit :/

If u carnt handle me at my wurst u dnt diserve me at my best.

and what's your excuse for the capitalised u?