The Facebook Thread 2

[That's not a growth]

Who even writes like that, they must be wrestling with their auto correct constantly as it tries to change everything into real words - surely it must be more difficult to write like that than doing so normally.

[floydfreak]

Very very black indeed

[floydfreak]

My wife is monitoring a Facebook group for the resort we've had booked for over 2 years now, mainly to see how it's fairing and also see how people going are behaving.

Today's gem:




LIVE LAUGH LOVE

jan has terrible spelling

[Moggy]

My wife is monitoring a Facebook group for the resort we've had booked for over 2 years now, mainly to see how it's fairing and also see how people going are behaving.

Today's gem:




LIVE LAUGH LOVE

jan has terrible spelling

Her real name is Jen.

[Squinty]

I could read all that. I'm impressed.

[Jenuall]

Auntie J dropping the illegible truth bombs

[Victor Mildew]

Who even writes like that, they must be wrestling with their auto correct constantly as it tries to change everything into real words - surely it must be more difficult to write like that than doing so normally.

I'd like to know this too. They're on a smart phone, so there's no way it won't be trying to correct every single thing they type.

[Hesk]

It literally reads like one of us taking the piss. Parody-level spelling.

[Victor Mildew]

Some people from that same group posted pictures of themselves on a plane this morning, both of them wearing masks over their chins.

[Choclet-Milk]

Yarmuff

[Mini E]

Do we think Yarmuff refers to Yarmouth Isle of Wight, or Great Yarmouth? Just so I know which to never ever go to again to avoid all risk of bumping into Auntie J.

[Victor Mildew]

Do we think Yarmuff refers to Yarmouth Isle of Wight, or Great Yarmouth? Just so I know which to never ever go to again to avoid all risk of bumping into Auntie J.

Gr8 yarmuff I fink x

[Mini E]

Do we think Yarmuff refers to Yarmouth Isle of Wight, or Great Yarmouth? Just so I know which to never ever go to again to avoid all risk of bumping into Auntie J.

Gr8 yarmuff I fink x

few.

[Moggy]

Wow so tru hun xxx

[Victor Mildew]

So THAT'S why my shark isn't growing.

Maeks u shrink x

OMFG I AYNT GO IN DA SEE IN CAYSE JORS GETS ME AN BYTZ ME ARM COZ I JUS GOT A SLEAVE DONE WITH MARRAWIN MOANROO N AYME WITEHOWSE WIV DA ANGLEZ NOW x

[coldspice]

I moved out of my house and into a big-thinking shark now I'm 9ft tall

[Moggy]

Why do people have boring goldfish instead of awesome miniature Great White Sharks?

[Choclet-Milk]

That's actually a misconception, great white sharks don't grow to the size of their tank. A small tank stunts their growth and drastically affects their lifespan. Most people think they only live a year or two, but I've known people who've had their shark for nearly twenty years x

People need to do more research before bringing one home from the fairground Hook-a-Duck xxx

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Maeks u shrink x

The state of so many people.

[Squinty]

I've seen that shark one before. It's still great.