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Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 4:56 pm
by Preezy
They work together?
Look on the plus side, you've definitely got the potential to have a threesome. Just wear a vicar's outfit.
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:00 pm
by Errkal
And lo the angel said, the Lord doesn't look around the back.
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:11 pm
by SuperChris
Preezy wrote:They work together?
Look on the plus side, you've definitely got the potential to have a threesome. Just wear a vicar's outfit.
Really not sure it works like that.
Besides I wouldn't be seen dead dressed as one of those. They both like Game of Thrones, maybe could dress as Jon Snow or somthing.
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:12 pm
by Hexx
DC do you really want to in an counter where you can say "That's not how your mum/daughter does it?"
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:15 pm
by SuperChris
Hexx wrote:DC do you really want to in an counter where you can say "That's not how your mum/daughter does it?"
Don't understand what your trying to say sorry.
A counter?
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:16 pm
by Hexx
DayumChris xD wrote:Hexx wrote:DC do you really want to in an counter where you can say "That's not how your mum/daughter does it?"
Don't understand what your trying to say sorry.
A counter?
Sorry - an encounter/threesome
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:19 pm
by Moggy
As this is the Facebook thread, I looked up Marilyn Monroe quotes to see if she had any advice.
Success!
Marilyn Monroe wrote:If you can't handle her on her own, then you don't deserve to have her mother as well.
Good old Marilyn
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:29 pm
by Moggy
For those who list their occupation as full time mummy on Facebook stop sending me candy crush requests and do some strawberry floating parenting.
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:38 pm
by SuperChris
Moggy wrote:As this is the Facebook thread, I looked up Marilyn Monroe quotes to see if she had any advice.
Success!
Marilyn Monroe wrote:If you can't handle her on her own, then you don't deserve to have her mother as well.
Good old Marilyn
Wow do you think she had lots of threesomes with her mum.
I can handle her.
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:39 pm
by SuperChris
Hexx wrote:DayumChris xD wrote:Hexx wrote:DC do you really want to in an counter where you can say "That's not how your mum/daughter does it?"
Don't understand what your trying to say sorry.
A counter?
Sorry - an encounter/threesome
Yes. I might not say that though.
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:40 pm
by shadow202
DC, you need to stay the strawberry float away from this girl
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:17 pm
by That
shadow202 wrote:DC, you need to stay the strawberry float away from this girl
So blunt but so accurate.
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 8:20 pm
by Victor Mildew
Moggy wrote:For those who list their occupation as full time mummy on Facebook stop sending me candy crush requests and do some strawberry floating parenting.
HARIST JOB IN DA WURLD THO HEY
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 3:27 pm
by Moggy
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:11 pm
by Knoyleo
Lol what?
That driver looks like he's doing nothing wrong. The inside lane is clearly closed, and he's within the temporary lane markings.
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:27 pm
by Preezy
Is the funny that he's also posted the tail end of a break-up text?
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:33 pm
by Errkal
I dont get it.
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:38 pm
by Moggy
I don't get it either, that's why I posted it.
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:08 pm
by Trelliz
Preezy wrote:Is the funny that he's also posted the tail end of a break-up text?
All it needs is a poorly-spelled rant about a conservatory, child custody and some sympathy fishing and it'd be the ultimate facebook post. Also the last few pages have been amazing; dayumchris, run. Run as fast as you can.
Re: The Facebook Thread
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:59 pm
by Tragic Magic
Yeah, Chris really needs to avoid that gooseberry fool. But he won't. And then he'll get himself stuck in a horrendous situation. So long as he keeps us updated though, it's all good.
