The Father Ted Appreciation Thread

[Hulohot]

Love it, one of my favourites. R.I.P Dermot Morgan.

"A pair of fecking womens knickers!"

[PCCD]

Floor
Chair
Curtains
Gobshite!

Ah Father Jack where would we be without you?

[Frank]

Don't tell me I'm still on that fecking island!

[Starbreaker]

TED: Mrs. Doyle, do you not have your contacts in?
MRS. DOYLE: No, father. A DOG ran off with them.

That line gets me every time.

[PCCD]

Arse, Drink, Feck, Girls, Drink, Feck, I really shouldn't be here

[Starbreaker]

Get away from me you big pile of dirty old biddies. I don't want to catch the menopause.

[mcjihge2]

That would be a ecumenical matter.

[JK]

Of course, they all have lovely bottoms.

[Vermin]

[satriales]

Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep is probably my favourite episode with the best bit being the guy in the crowd at 20:00 and 21:00:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFqNkIzA_2I
"Feckin Hell"

Also:

[Andrew Mills]

[Frank]

Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep is probably my favourite episode with the best bit being the guy in the crowd at 20:00 and 21:00:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFqNkIzA_2I
"Feckin Hell"

Did you know that the "strawberry floatin' hell" guy is Graham Lineham?

[chanticleer]

"It's like a tide of jam coming towards us, but a jam made from old women."

"Oh Father. Pat's asked if he can put his massive tool in my box."

"I hear you're a racist now, Father."

"Feckin' Greeks! They invented gayness!"

No better programme.

(Fans might like to track down the second CD single version of The Divine Comedy's Gin Soaked Boy, as it has the full version of My Lovely Horse.)

[Hulohot]

[Frank]

"If we take this baby's mustache, this baby's head hair and this baby's sideboards, I think you'd get... Pat Mustard!"

"Do you think the babies are copying his style?"

[Hulohot]

"If we take this baby's mustache, this baby's head hair and this baby's sideboards, I think you'd get... Pat Mustard!"

"Do you think the babies are copying his style?"

Yes! Best Episode Ever

[Frank]

Those women were in the nip!

[PCCD]

[Frank]

That bit with the boxes is superb.

Another mass?! That's our best idea?

[Hulohot]

The brick!