The February Chat Room Thread

[Frank]

I wish I still had that balloon for company.

[bigcheez2k3]

He's not standing, he's sitting in the corner quietly wanking while licking his lips at the barman.

[Frank]

Bar-woman, actually

[Cosmo]

You wish it was (were?) a man?

[Something Fishy]

The clock tower at the window tells the wrong time and now I have to find my watch.

your window is so large it has a clock tower in?

Welcome to our board m'lady.

[Frank]

You wish it was (were?) a man?

Yeah, go on then.

I've managed to call my friend out early as she lives in Derby lonesome no more. Apparently we're off doing karaeoke (I can never spell that ) tonight

[Pacman]

I actually wondered who you were and why you were replying to that for a few moments there before realising you changed your avatar

Edit: How long has it been one of those that changes on every refresh

[Johnny Ryall]

Got back from the shops just in time for a blizzard outside. BAH

[Cuttooth]

Got back from the shops just in time for a blizzard outside. BAH

So you got in before you could get caught in a snowstorm? Doesn't seem like something to complain about.

[Johnny Ryall]

Meant to be going out for bants later.

I might just get everyone to come here and I can get revenge on my neighbour who was playing bad 90s dance music at 1:30am on Wednesday night.

[Frank]

Edit: How long has it been one of those that changes on every refresh

It's been a changy one for ages I've only recently added the Smitty thumbs up one, though.

[Banjo]

Every time I go drinking with my Dad, I'm reminded that the man has stories of such calibre that I doubt there's a single person on this forum who could best him. I tried to even the score with some of my more shameful booze binges, but they can't compare.

Examples please.

Ever been thrown out of a public audience with the Pope? Because he did that twice.

[Archaeon]

Sounds like the typical annoying shit-stirrer who'd enjoy Reddit's atheism section.

[Johnny Ryall]

What's reddit?

[False]

Why bother even going to the public audience if he only wanted to be a banana split? Im not a huge fan of the pope myself, but I wouldnt turn up and be a twat for those who are.

[Bunni]

Anung (After I told him not to) put a cake tin full of cake on top of another cake tin (that was loose and unstable) on top of the fridge. I went in a while later and of course the top cake tin dropped. On my head. Since I was bending over to get the the freezer, I managed to catch it between my shoulders and it didn't drop.

[Pacman]

Anung (After I told him not to) put a cake tin full of cake on top of another cake tin (that was loose and unstable) on top of the fridge. I went in a while later and of course the top cake tin dropped. On my head.

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Since I was bending over to get the the freezer, I managed to catch it between my shoulders and it didn't drop.

Oh nvm.

[Scotticus Erroticus]

I actually wondered who you were and why you were replying to that for a few moments there before realising you changed your avatar

Edit: How long has it been one of those that changes on every refresh

Case in point :p

[Banjo]

Why bother even going to the public audience if he only wanted to be a banana split? Im not a huge fan of the pope myself, but I wouldnt turn up and be a twat for those who are.

No being a banana split involved, just happened to irk a security person (they're touchy folk) and got chucked out. Tried to sneak back in, thrown out again. Wasn't like that twat who flung the cream pie at Rupert Murdoch, more a 'wrong place, wrong time' scenario. I mention it in the first place as it's the kind of situation very few people find themselves in.

[smurphy]

Off work until next Monday. Beard time.