[GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik

go back the way you came.

Left, centre, or right?

Go left, this time singing the USSR national anthem.

Lagamorph wrote:Go left, this time singing the USSR national anthem.

At the end of the corridor, there's a door, but it's been boarded up.

By the side of the door is an old-style telephone. You lift the handset off the hook and put it to your ear. You can hear a dial tone - the machine clearly still works.

I should probably make a call...

Who you gonna call? Your pregnant fiance? The number for the old lady?

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

Ghostbusters

Rax wrote:0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

"The number you have dialled is not recognised. Please check the number and try again."

*CLICK*

Dial Babestation.

sawyerpip wrote:Dial Babestation.

"You're now chatting with 'Kellie' "

"Hi there! How's your evening going, handsome?"

"I've just thrown up, after taking a train upstate because my horse got hit by a limo on the freeway. I'm alone in an old house that might be haunted and I'm looking for clues"

"Oh. Erm... have you tried searching rooms you've already been in but not looked around?"

"I didn't call for clues, Kellie, I called for some hot fun. What are you wearing?"

*giggles* "A tiny nightie. What are you wearing?"

"I'm naked and covered in blood."

*CLICK*

I guess I'll check the rooms I haven't been to yet

Lagamorph wrote:I guess I'll check the rooms I haven't been to yet

There's two of the gargoyle-knocker rooms, and you've been in the master bedroom but not checked it out. There's a door to another two rooms (other than the bloody pool) just off the main entrance room.

The choice is yours (well, whoever posts next's).

Check the master bedroom again.

Ironhide wrote:Check the master bedroom again.

You take another look at the big bedroom.

It's mostly empty - but there's not as much dust as the other rooms. The bed is half-made, and looks like someone's been sleeping in it recently. However, most of the furniture has been taken out. There are little bits of bric-a-brac on the floor - it seems like the room has been stripped bare in a hurry.

There's a large, ornate dresser opposite the bed. You take a look. The moon's since moved in the sky and the moonlight is shining in through the other side of the house now, through the balcony windows. You see your reflection: totally naked and with dried red blood flaking on your skin. You look in the drawers of the dresser but there's no clothes and no sign of a wardrobe or anything similar.

Tired of hauling your wet, bloody clothes around in a bundle with nowhere to dry them, you dump them in a heap on the bed and sit at the bed's end. It's only then that you notice the small, old photographs pinned to the mirror opposite you. You haul yourself off the bed and take a look.

There are four photos. Two are of people you don't know - black and white, an elderly couple; and a young boy, who looks vaguely familiar, but you've no idea why or how. The other two photos are in colour.

The first is of a face you've not seen in a long, long time.

Ma?

The second is of a face you always see...

A photo of an eight-year-old Offerman Tapik stares at you.

What on earth? Why are these here?

What's your next move?

Eat the photos.

Slowly.

PsychicSykes wrote:Eat the photos.

Slowly.

You slowly eat the photos.

Well, I'm glad no-one saw me do that. I'm naked, I'm covered in dried blood, I'm in the bedroom of an old wooden house, and I've just eaten photos of myself and my mother, despite them possibly being a clue as to what's going on here.

Next move, GR.

Check out the downstairs of the house

Realise your mistake and regurgitate the photos.

To the mockmaster room!

Lagamorph wrote:Check out the downstairs of the house

There are three doors leading out of the entrance room. Two doors that we've not yet been through, and the blood 'pool' room. Pick one.

make a toga out of the bed sheets.

Edit: well I guess we cant now.

[GAME] The Files of Detective Offerman Tapik

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