The Football Thread 2011/12

[Cuttooth]

He's surely toxic enough that very few teams will want to touch him.

[Nathanbrains]

Some guy on twitter has sent Barton a letter:

Alright twat features?


I’m seeing my arse here as you’ve made such a bad show of yourself today, that I have finally been tipped over the edge and I’m having to put pen to paper on you, on a Sunday night. My Sunday Dinner hasn’t even settled yet, and I don’t think it will tonight due to the fact that you remain in the world. Quiff and all.


People have been asking me to do a letter to you for a while. Could never be arsed wasting my time on you, but, well, then TODAY happened.


As a person, you’re despicable.


You come from a family of pure gooseberry fool.


Your 'brother' and your ‘cousin’ murdered Anthony Walker, the young black lad, because he was black. #RIP


Your ‘cousins’ murdered an innocent Dad #RIP


And you:

May 2005 you broke a guy’s leg while driving your car through Liverpool city centre at 2 am.
March 2007 you got arrested for suspicion of assault on a taxi driver and criminal damage.
May 2008 you got 6 months in prison for assault and affray outside McDonalds.
July 2008 you got a four months suspended sentence for assault and ABH on a Man City team mate, ending your Man City career. You also got charged by the FA for violent conduct.

You & 'your family' are the kind of people that give Liverpool a bad name.

As a footballer, you’re despicable.


I'm not going to back track at all your other attention seeking sendings off, like the headbutt v Norwich which got you a straight red and QPR then lost 1-2 at home.


Its today that’s pissed me off.


Your team were fighting to avoid relegation, and you act the banana split and get a red card.
Then…. Your actions AFTER your red card? Just shouldn’t be seen on a football pitch. Your scum genetics took over and you kick out at Aguero who had nothing to do with your sending off. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a City fan. And I’d rather have them win the league than Utd, so in a way THANKS FOR THAT.


But now you’re mouthing off on twitter about “who gives a strawberry float” .. and how you did what you had to do. And who cares, you stayed up, that’s all that matters? And that you are off to CELEBRATE?? Celebrate??? You should be sent home to sit on the strawberry floating naughty step lad.


Your team survived by the skin of your yellow teeth today. A penalty at Stoke v Bolton is what saved you. And you are strawberry floating lucky. Otherwise you and “your team” would be down, pretty much because of you. And no offence to any QPR fans reading, but I strawberry floating wish you had gone down just to teach your smug rat tashed strawberry floating face a lesson.


And then you start tweeting that a team mate told you to “take one of the city players with you”. Bad disgrace that. You should be banned for life. No place for players like you. The media are going to be all over that tweet, and all QPR players will get tarred with the cheating brush. Well done lad. There’s no I in team is there? But there’s a strawberry floating I in prick!


And setting aside the fact that you did it. Now you’re grassing? You can’t live life grassing that someone else told you to do something? Be your own man.


Mind you, Rick Astley told you to get that hair cut you’ve got, didn’t he.


Bottom line is, “Joseph”, underneath all your controversy and the BIG I AM act that you constantly hide behind, is the fact that you just aren’t that good. ARE YOU?


So you act up, stir controversy, mouth off, kick out, and play the big guns on twitter, to keep a name for yourself. Don’t you?


Lad, you play for a team that just survived relegation by an ant’s penis, and you’ve got the same amount of England caps as that David Nugent . ONE. strawberry floating David Nugent. Says it all. Thing is though, Nugent was born in Huyton too. But, guess what, he isn’t a bad disgrace to Merseyside. Or humans in general, is he?


Assess your life, lad. Assess your life. Because me and all the people that read and retweet this are telling you, you are strawberry floating bad at it.

http://mrjimmycorkhill.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/open-letter-to-joey-barton.html?spref=fb
I think his hair is good

Amazing, but just telling him the truth. To be fair the reported 10 match ban is worthy and you've got to think as a QPR player, who wants a player at the club like that especailly when he's going to be missing over 1/4 of the season.

Yeah, waste of space. Thought he was beginning to knuckle down as well, had a pretty decent season at newcastle. Still, wouldn't say no to him at boro

That's exactly the problem QPR have. If they release him someone else will snap he straight up so they may as well keep hold.

[Turboman]

He's surely toxic enough that very few teams will want to touch him.

Teams might like this though:

"With a taste of a poison paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re toxic
And I love what you do
Don’t you know that you’re toxic"

Not my words, the words of Britney spears

[Cuttooth]

I'll admit I think the Guardian is a pile of wank, but that has nothing to do with my passing on of their story for this morning. They're reporting that Martinez is favourite, and I was stating that.

I worded my post badly as I was in a rush to leave for work. I just meant that football rumous and stories in general are often contradictory, and often made up by the sounds of some of them. We shouldn't listen to them, and should just focus on the facts.

But there's nothing contradictory about both Villa and Liverpool having Martinez down as their favourite replacement. If you're just telling us to take most football rumours with salt, then, yeah, thanks for stating the obvious.

[Spindash]

glowy has been busy on Twitter

I am Alex Mcleish the girl, not the football manager. RANDOM GUYS STOP TWEETING ME TELLING ME I JUST GOT FIRED!

[BCFC Fan]

They better not sack Dalglish, pricks.

[Prototype]

glowy has been busy on Twitter

I am Alex Mcleish the girl, not the football manager. RANDOM GUYS STOP TWEETING ME TELLING ME I JUST GOT FIRED!

[Mini E]

The fans' group campaigning for the removal of Blackburn manager Steve Kean have been granted meetings with Government and the Premier League to air their concerns.

Blackburn MP and former Home Secretary, Jack Straw, has facilitated a meeting of the fans with sports minister Hugh Robertson next month and the Premier League have agreed in principle to meet them too.

Wut? Blackburn fans are going to try and get the government to sack Kean?

[Lotus]

I'll admit I think the Guardian is a pile of wank, but that has nothing to do with my passing on of their story for this morning. They're reporting that Martinez is favourite, and I was stating that.

I worded my post badly as I was in a rush to leave for work. I just meant that football rumous and stories in general are often contradictory, and often made up by the sounds of some of them. We shouldn't listen to them, and should just focus on the facts.

But there's nothing contradictory about both Villa and Liverpool having Martinez down as their favourite replacement. If you're just telling us to take most football rumours with salt, then, yeah, thanks for stating the obvious.

You're welcome. Now strawberry float off.

[Dual]

Wow. Bit uncalled for.

[Corazon de Leon]

I don't even... I can't... what the...

[Eighthours]

Some guy on twitter has sent Barton a letter:

Alright twat features?


I’m seeing my arse here as you’ve made such a bad show of yourself today, that I have finally been tipped over the edge and I’m having to put pen to paper on you, on a Sunday night. My Sunday Dinner hasn’t even settled yet, and I don’t think it will tonight due to the fact that you remain in the world. Quiff and all.


People have been asking me to do a letter to you for a while. Could never be arsed wasting my time on you, but, well, then TODAY happened.


As a person, you’re despicable.


You come from a family of pure gooseberry fool.


Your 'brother' and your ‘cousin’ murdered Anthony Walker, the young black lad, because he was black. #RIP


Your ‘cousins’ murdered an innocent Dad #RIP


And you:

May 2005 you broke a guy’s leg while driving your car through Liverpool city centre at 2 am.
March 2007 you got arrested for suspicion of assault on a taxi driver and criminal damage.
May 2008 you got 6 months in prison for assault and affray outside McDonalds.
July 2008 you got a four months suspended sentence for assault and ABH on a Man City team mate, ending your Man City career. You also got charged by the FA for violent conduct.

You & 'your family' are the kind of people that give Liverpool a bad name.

As a footballer, you’re despicable.


I'm not going to back track at all your other attention seeking sendings off, like the headbutt v Norwich which got you a straight red and QPR then lost 1-2 at home.


Its today that’s pissed me off.


Your team were fighting to avoid relegation, and you act the banana split and get a red card.
Then…. Your actions AFTER your red card? Just shouldn’t be seen on a football pitch. Your scum genetics took over and you kick out at Aguero who had nothing to do with your sending off. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a City fan. And I’d rather have them win the league than Utd, so in a way THANKS FOR THAT.


But now you’re mouthing off on twitter about “who gives a strawberry float” .. and how you did what you had to do. And who cares, you stayed up, that’s all that matters? And that you are off to CELEBRATE?? Celebrate??? You should be sent home to sit on the strawberry floating naughty step lad.


Your team survived by the skin of your yellow teeth today. A penalty at Stoke v Bolton is what saved you. And you are strawberry floating lucky. Otherwise you and “your team” would be down, pretty much because of you. And no offence to any QPR fans reading, but I strawberry floating wish you had gone down just to teach your smug rat tashed strawberry floating face a lesson.


And then you start tweeting that a team mate told you to “take one of the city players with you”. Bad disgrace that. You should be banned for life. No place for players like you. The media are going to be all over that tweet, and all QPR players will get tarred with the cheating brush. Well done lad. There’s no I in team is there? But there’s a strawberry floating I in prick!


And setting aside the fact that you did it. Now you’re grassing? You can’t live life grassing that someone else told you to do something? Be your own man.


Mind you, Rick Astley told you to get that hair cut you’ve got, didn’t he.


Bottom line is, “Joseph”, underneath all your controversy and the BIG I AM act that you constantly hide behind, is the fact that you just aren’t that good. ARE YOU?


So you act up, stir controversy, mouth off, kick out, and play the big guns on twitter, to keep a name for yourself. Don’t you?


Lad, you play for a team that just survived relegation by an ant’s penis, and you’ve got the same amount of England caps as that David Nugent . ONE. strawberry floating David Nugent. Says it all. Thing is though, Nugent was born in Huyton too. But, guess what, he isn’t a bad disgrace to Merseyside. Or humans in general, is he?


Assess your life, lad. Assess your life. Because me and all the people that read and retweet this are telling you, you are strawberry floating bad at it.

http://mrjimmycorkhill.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/open-letter-to-joey-barton.html?spref=fb
I think his hair is good

Nice family, eh?

[DML]

Lets be honest though - its quite obvious Sam Allardyce IS a bit of a twat....

[SandyCoin]

Sadly teams keep buying him for whatever reason. Not exactly a player good enough to cause a major shift in fortunes for the clubs he plays for. In fact he's pretty gooseberry fool. So I don't get why he's always so in demand he can go around assaulting people all the time and still have a job in football. If life was fair he would never play football again, but footballers seem to be immune from proper punishments. Apparently teams don't give a gooseberry fool about image and the image he brings to his clubs is a very poor one. As long as he might score a goal they are fine with having a sack of gooseberry fool thug like him in their team.

Scum family, scum player.

[PatSharpsMullet]

Kean claims he fast tracked Martin Olsson into the team. Kean joined us in August 2009 under Allardyce. Olsson made his debut while Hughes was still in charge. Kean also claims he discovered Phil Jones and told Allardyce that he was the next John Terry. Allardyce told people in April 2009 that Jones was the next John Terry.

[Suffocate Peon]

I don't even... I can't... what the...

At what point in the video does he slag off Allardyce because I've listened to it a few times and my ears are failing me.

[SandyCoin]

Mine too I think. I'm not great with Scottish accents at the bes tof times, especially when they are drunk though. I heard him saying that Big Sam thought Jones was gooseberry fool or something along those lines.

[Cuttooth]

From 1:20. He says Allardyce didn't see Phil Jones' potential, says "I worked my balls off for him then he had a go at me so strawberry float him," then, asked why Venky's sacked him; calls Allardyce a "strawberry floating crook".

[Cuttooth]

Apparently Ireland, Wales, and Scotland might make a joint, three-way bid to host Euro 2020.

[blackoutHERO]

Watch 1:30 onwards for it.

"Haven't spoke to him because he mullered me* so strawberry float him"

*Not sure 'mullered' is correct or not.