The Foolball Thread 2012/13

[Turboman]

Spindash out that in the op pls thanks

[Spindash]

Spindash out that in the op pls thanks

Who is being outed?

[Turboman]

Spindash out that in the op pls thanks

Who is being outed?

City from being champions

[Finiarél]

Suarez Hat trick

[Harry Ola]

There's no reason for Liverpool fans not to be realistic, fools.

Let's compare them to the recent Champions, and bare in mind that they'll be playing wonderful football under Rodgers, although it's still a strawberry floating disgrace Kenny was sacked.

Reina > Hart

Johnson > Zabaleta
Skrtel > Kompany
Agger > Lescott
Enrique > Clichy

Gerrard > Nasri
Lucas > De Jong
Henderson < Silva (Although Henderson has the potential to be better)

Suarez > Tevez
Carroll > Dzeko
*New Liverpool £30M signing* > Aguero.

So I make that, Liverpool 10-1 Man City? It was already going to be amusing enough to watch them prove all you United strawberry floats wrong anyway but now it's going to be even better as you'll look back at my posts and realise I was right all along.

This post is comedy gold. How about the following assessment:

Hart > Reina

Zabaleta > Johnson
Kompany >>>>>>> Everybody > Skrtel
Lescott > Agger
Clichy > Enrique

Toure > Gerrard
Barry > Lucas
Silva >>>>>>>>> Henderson
Nasri > Ball boy > Downing

Aguerro > Suarez
Tevez or Balotelli or Dzeko (take your pick) > Carroll

Then we could compare the subs, but I suggest it won't get any better if we do. So I make that 11-0 for City.

[Superking]

I'd have thought Glowy of all people would understand the need for a man to dream.

[chalkitdown]

This post is comedy gold. How about the following assessment:

Stuff

Is this your first encounter with BCFC Fan?

[Photek]

Liverpool aren't as far off as people think but we have a new manager who is going to try a new philosophy, so next season I don't expect much.

[Cuttooth]

You reckon Liverpool would be up there at the end of the season if Dalglish wasn't sacked?

[Chocolate Jim]

Is that BCFC guy just someone having a laugh? Those player assessments are just a joke right?

[Wedgie]

How can we remember what he said about two shite players on a date from 2017?

BCFC must be even more deluded, thinking he's from the future where two players still haven't got to the world class status.

The sacking of King Kenny must have shocked the poor bastard out of his senses.

[irishguy2008]

Lescott > Agger (Very debatable)
Barry > Lucas (Again Debatable)

[Glowy69]

I'd have thought Glowy of all people would understand the need for a man to dream.

I do, but its lolerpool we are talking about here

[Photek]

Lescott > Agger (Very debatable)
Barry > Lucas (Again Debatable)

Lucas is better than Barry, that's factual.

[Photek]

You reckon Liverpool would be up there at the end of the season if Dalglish wasn't sacked?

Nope, maybe 5th....

[Glowy69]

Lescott > Agger (Very debatable)
Barry > Lucas (Again Debatable)

Lucas is better than Barry, that's factual.

You know, as much as I'd like to agree with you...he really isn't

[Photek]

Liverpools best player isn't as good as Barry? Really?

I think you've forgotten how good Lucas got.

[bear]

Kompany >>>>>>> Everybody > Skrtel

What rot is this? Skrtel improved massively last year and was one of the best centre halves in the country. I wouldn't put him ahead of Kompany but that everybody statement is as idiotic as any of BCFC fans player ratings.


In other moron related news it appears that as a result of blocking the four team tournament at Thomond Park this summer the FAI and their overpaid CEO John Delaney have blown a chance to host England in a friendly this autumn. strawberry float that gormless banana split.

[Glowy69]

Liverpools best player isn't as good as Barry? Really?

I think you've forgotten how good Lucas got.

How good? He has improved massively, its not like he played in a team that won a trophy did he?

[Songwriter]

*New Liverpool £30M signing* > Aguero.

That's the best bit. A player who doesn't exist is better than one of the best strikers in the world.