The Football Thread 2018-19 - This is the end.

[Drumstick]

Not particularly hopefully tbh..

[Oblomov Boblomov]

I'm pretty sure the camera just centered on a Derby fan with blackface .

[Clarkman]

On my way to see the Dons. Pretty nervous. Would be huge for the club financially to get this win, but consensus among the fans is that players are only making an effort when they ate given performance bonuses.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

We're just creating absolutely nothing. So uninspiring. Where on earth has the team that outplayed Man Utd and Chelsea earlier in the season gone?

[Oblomov Boblomov]

This is so bad .

[Return_of_the_STAR]

Why is Rhod Gilbert commentating on the Newport v city game?

[Curls]

Why is Rhod Gilbert commentating on the Newport v city game?

Cos he's Welsh.

[Corazon de Leon]

twitter.com/lanPaisleyMP/status/1095751985884729346

Surely, surely, that isn't a real Twitter account. Even Paisley Jr. isn't that much of a pillock is he?

[Rocsteady]

Yeah it's a parody.

[Return_of_the_STAR]

twitter.com/lanPaisleyMP/status/1095751985884729346

Surely, surely, that isn't a real Twitter account. Even Paisley Jr. isn't that much of a pillock is he?

I do wonder though with parody accounts who many people follow them thinking they are the real thing.

[Moggy]

twitter.com/lanPaisleyMP/status/1095751985884729346

Surely, surely, that isn't a real Twitter account. Even Paisley Jr. isn't that much of a pillock is he?

I do wonder though with parody accounts who many people follow them thinking they are the real thing.

Looking at the replies it seems lots of people believe it’s real.

[Saint of Killers]

Most of those I suspect don't know what 'parody' means.

DUP Member of Parliament, husband, father and one of God's children. I’ve had more free holidays than Judith Chalmers. Parody Account of course.

Either that or they stop reading before getting to it, or they don't even bother looking at the bio.

[Corazon de Leon]

Most of those I suspect don't know what 'parody' means.

DUP Member of Parliament, husband, father and one of God's children. I’ve had more free holidays than Judith Chalmers. Parody Account of course.

Either that or they stop reading before getting to it, or they don't even bother looking at the bio.

I only saw the tweet on here, missed the bio.

[Saint of Killers]

Moar liek Cara de Worst.

[Corazon de Leon]

Aww

[Saint of Killers]

Here's an odd story to cheer you up:

Pro Piacenza beaten 20-0 in Serie C after raising a quorum of seven players

• Club would have been thrown out of league for forfeiting match
• All seven were teenagers; Hicham Kanis scored six for Cuneo

https://www.theguardian.com/football/20 ... ie-c-cuneo

[Moggy]

twitter.com/football_mumble/status/1097058979316989952

[KK]

What are the odds the Chelsea manager will be gone by the end of the week if this scoreline shoots up...

Alan “great pace” Shearer.

[Cuttooth]

Alan “great pace” Shearer.

United have apparently been much better than Chelsea tonight. Earning his money with that kind of punditry.

[Drumstick]

twitter.com/HowAlanSeesIt/status/887635140574367744