pjbetman wrote:Abacus wrote:Here is a genuine Steve Bruce ( the stupidest man alive) quote re social media.
"I was talking with my son about abuse a referee was getting & he said ‘Dad, it’s nothing compared to what you get.’ I looked & was like ‘wow’. But on the flip side social media got me my dog back after it ran away from a Firework display."
Who the hell takes their dog to a fireworks display?
He's a bad knobhead. How da strawberry float he gets a job at these clubs is unfathomable. He's never got a team higher than about 14th, never got past the first round of the EFL and has been relegated about 19 years out of 20. And he earns about 2-3 million per year.
Btw, have you heard about his book, Striker? Diabolical. They had it read out on talk sport a while ago - hilariously bad.
I have read both Striker and Sweeper. He's as thick as he looks, and as he talks.
But I have listened to him describe, in a press conference, how he decided the Newcastle line up whilst sat on the toilet. Classy. And how, whilst sat on sat on said toilet, he thought "wow wow" this club used to have Alan Shearer.
Whilst I don't want to hear any manager's toilet ruminations, it's exactly what we expect from this busted sausage.
He blamed the fact he got thrown out of Sunderland on the fact he was a Newcastle fan. He isn't and he wasn't. It's because he was hopeless and on a massive losing streak that helped put them where they are now.
He blamed Villa hating him for being at Birmingham. It wasn't. It's because he had a Villa team with Abraham and Grealish in midtable championship, but he loves his excuses. The minute he leaves, they're promoted and suddenly, one season in, Newcastle are in a 'different league' to top half Villa, despite the fact he spent over £100m.
He's a talentless fraud, but supported by multiple media friends who don't challenge his record of achieving nothing, making excuses, and moving to the next payday. Lovely bloke, every one of his media mates say.
Despite the fact he walked away from Sheff Wed about a week before the season started to join Newcastle, claimed he was happy with the set up, and is now crying about. Hoping for a pay off, and one last money job for anyone gullible enough to employ someone who both claims to not do tactics, and then also tell you how he thought about them on the toilet.