De Gea - best player this season which says a lot about how the team is playing. Keep
Henderson - was supposed to be the next big thing but now seems to be leaking his unhappiness at being no2. Bin
Wan-Bissaka - best one-on-one defender in world football (come at me), but is incredibly limited in with left foot and doesn't offer much going forward. Keep for now
Dalot - decent squad player and a perfectly acceptable backup at RB. Keep
Shaw - it depresses me that he's still not achieved his potential and has only had a couple of good seasons for all his time at the club. Time to move on. Bin
Telles - decent squad player and a perfectly acceptable backup at LB. Keep
Maguire - possibly our worst regular player and he's not captain material. REally starting to dislike him which is never a good sign. Bin
Lindelof - decent squad player and a perfectly acceptable backup at CB. Keep
Varane - only just joined and has struggled with injury, but his reputation is outstanding so willing to give him time. Keep
Bailly - injured more than he's not, and reckless when he does play. Fun/terrifying to watch, but he needs to go. Bin
Jones - great to see him manage to come back from a serious injury, but he's not the answer and never was. Bin
Pogba - he doesn't want to be here and has missed 2 whole seasons worth of games through injury. It hasn't worked out. Bin
Mata - lovely human being, but he should have gone 2 or 3 years ago and has wasted the twilight of his career on the bench (if he's lucky). Bin, but with sadness
Lingard - why is he still at the club? Should have gone to West Ham in the summer, there' no room for him now. Bin
Fred - decent squad player and a perfectly acceptable backup in midfield, but he shouldn't be starting the majority of games. Keep
McTominay - decent squad player and a perfectly acceptable backup in midfield, but he shouldn't be starting the majority of games. Keep
Matic - far too old and slow to have any impact on games now, should have gone in the summer. Bin
van de Beek - the dream has become the nightmare. Must be gooseberry fool in training as 3 managers haven't fancied him. Bin
Fernandes - having a poor season by his standards, but his quality is undoubted and he would be my pick for captain. Keep
Matrial - seemingly on his way out, and nothing of value was lost. Bin
Rashford - seems to have already peaked and has completely lost confidence or love for the game, very sad to see as he used to be United's most devastating player. Keep for another season, but he's on thin ice
Greenwood - a generational talent that will become a superstar, either at United or another European superclub. Keep
Sancho - first season so will give him a pass, but needs to produce more to be considered a starter. Keep
Cavani - a classy workhorse but he's not the future, let him go in the summer. Bin
Ronaldo - raises standards (which is probably why all those chancers are unhappy) and scores goals, but he's not the future. Keep for 1 more season
Ralf Rangnick - jury is still out and he's having to deal with a bunch of wanky crybabies that think they're better than they are so he has my support. Would like to see him appoint Ten Hag in the summer though and move upstairs to really flex his club-fixing muscles.