The Football Thread 2023/24: Transfer window is OPEN

[Neo Cortex]

Haha. strawberry float you City/Saudi Arabia

[Denster]

Well, that was a strawberry floating delightful surprise. Get in.

[The Watching Artist]

Ffs why couldn't you loose last weekend you bastards

[DML]

I think Tuchel is a bit of a busted flush now. Living on past glories.

[BOR]

Well, that was a strawberry floating delightful surprise. Get in.

Get in!

Ten Hag has two silverwares now.

[Ploiper]

no europe for newcastle now and chelsea get bumped down to the conference league. they will probably win that.

[Curls]

Ohhh them 24 extra goals Newcastle scored must feel pointless now xD

[Denster]

They should because they are.

[BOR]

Wow.

I forgot that we won the FA Cup and it pushed Chelsea and Newcastle down of the European football.

Simply beautiful.

[Rawrgna]

Tbf its probably better for Newcastle to have a season reset and focus on getting another CL run rather than worrying about the Europa conference on top of premier league and cup runs

[JChalmers]

Glad we beat Leeds yesterday and returned to the PL at the first time, was sure we were going to bottle it after the massive unbeaten run.

Think we need to heavily invest in the squad thought to stay up, it'll just be whether the owners will finance it or not.

[Return_of_the_STAR]

twitter.com/themagic_tophat/status/1794875274841952288

If you have a spare few hours have a read. If all accurate city should be heavily punished.

[Denster]

Glad we beat Leeds yesterday and returned to the PL at the first time, was sure we were going to bottle it after the massive unbeaten run.

Think we need to heavily invest in the squad thought to stay up, it'll just be whether the owners will finance it or not.

Lots of despondent Leeds fans at Euston Station last night.
Lovely to see.

[Peter Crisp]

I'm hoping for a 3-1 Dortmund win.

[Peter Crisp]

twitter.com/themagic_tophat/status/1794875274841952288

If you have a spare few hours have a read. If all accurate city should be heavily punished.

Whilke I'd love City to get relegated so Luton can stay up I think the best we can hope for is a huge (and I do mean huge so a few hundred million) fine that can then be spread between all the lower league clubs.
Maybe they can make it so the money is only for paying back room staff or facilities.

City can easily afford even a £400m fine if it means they stay in the champions league and that money could really help the smaller clubs.

[Moggy]

twitter.com/themagic_tophat/status/1794875274841952288

If you have a spare few hours have a read. If all accurate city should be heavily punished.

Whilke I'd love City to get relegated so Luton can stay up I think the best we can hope for is a huge (and I do mean huge so a few hundred million) fine that can then be spread between all the lower league clubs.
Maybe they can make it so the money is only for paying back room staff or facilities.

City can easily afford even a £400m fine if it means they stay in the champions league and that money could really help the smaller clubs.

It should be £1bn for every charge.

[mcjihge2]

twitter.com/themagic_tophat/status/1794875274841952288

If you have a spare few hours have a read. If all accurate city should be heavily punished.

Whilke I'd love City to get relegated so Luton can stay up I think the best we can hope for is a huge (and I do mean huge so a few hundred million) fine that can then be spread between all the lower league clubs.
Maybe they can make it so the money is only for paying back room staff or facilities.

City can easily afford even a £400m fine if it means they stay in the champions league and that money could really help the smaller clubs.

It should be £1bn for every charge.

They should be made to do swap with USA; Haaland becomes the president of america and Trump has to start up front for man city in every match next season.

[Peter Crisp]

They should be made to do swap with USA; Haaland becomes the president of america and Trump has to start up front for man city in every match next season.

I would seriously pay £100 for that to happen.
The abuse that Trump would get from the crowd would be totally worth it.

[KK]

Heads up for those that want to watch the UEFA Champions League Final tomorrow night, it’s not airing on YouTube. You’ve first got to sign up for a free Discovery+ account (if you don’t already have one) and download their app. Bit of a faff, but they want your name and email innit.

[Herdanos]

After the CL final, are we doing a separate spin off thread for the Euros?