The GR Alliance Party

PostThe GR Alliance Party by **Scotticus Erroticus** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:10 pm

Time to be imaginative. If we were running for election tomorrow, what would our policies be? Each member gets to contribute ONE policy regarding ANY issue that will be added to our official manifesto.

As the European elections are tomorrow, the deadline for suggestions will be 11:45pm tonight

I'll get the ball rolling with a commonly used one:

Our official policy on toast is: What goes on toast, stays on toast.

Our official policy on bread is: Under no circumstances should bread be stored in the fridge

Our official policy on sport is: Dungeons and Dragons will be the national sport and every person will be required to participate for 3 hours a day .

Our official policy on toilet paper is: Scrunching toilet paper will become a crime punishable by death

Our official policy on Chocolate is: No chocolate(s) in, on or bellow any fridge/ freezer/ fridge-freezer/ cool-box/ ice-tray/ cold location
>> All non compliants will be rounded up

Our official policy on cinema is: Displays of emotion in cinemas strictly forbade and punishable by death.

Our official policy on food is: The three main meals will be known as breakfast, dinner and tea by law.

Our official policy on climate change is: Climate change is real, Cal will not be permitted to speak on the subject

Our official policy on pizza is: If ate in public, it must be ate with cutlery.

Our official policy on broadcasting is: The TV license will be abolished, peasants must pay for the BBC

Our official policy on driving is: Poor driving will result in instant cancellation of license without exception

Our official policy on health is: NO FAT CHICKS

Our party conference will be held over there, by the beefburgers

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Peter Crisp** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:15 pm

My two policies would be going back to free tuition for university students and a huge increase in training and/or teaching for people in prison so they can get a job when they get out.

My local policy would be to build a cinema in the town and make more stuff available for kids to do as Biggleswade is piss poor for kids.

Lastly I'd make D&D the national sport and force everyone to do at least 3 hours a day.

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Skippy** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:17 pm

Our party conference should be held over there, by the beefburgers

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Lagamorph** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:20 pm

Scrunching toilet paper to wipe will become a capital offence.

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Skarjo** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:21 pm

Peter Crisp » Wed May 21, 2014 2:15 pm wrote:My two policies would be going back to free tuition for university students and a huge increase in training and/or teaching for people in prison so they can get a job when they get out.

My local policy would be to build a cinema in the town and make more stuff available for kids to do as Biggleswade is piss poor for kids.

Lastly I'd make D&D the national sport and force everyone to do at least 3 hours a day.

Only allowed to make one policy.

Says he'll make two.

Makes three.

Politicians, ladies and gentlemen.

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Errkal** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:22 pm

Bread must under no circumstances be stored in the fridge.

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Kezzer** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:29 pm

Lets just add to this?

Kezzer » Mon Apr 21, 2014 7:09 pm wrote:
Green Gecko » Sun Apr 13, 2014 10:05 pm wrote:Let us know what you want and we will implement it.

This is Winckle's implementation at the moment but doing this gives us a chance to see what happens, I'm sure you can handle some pragmatism. Easy to stop them autoplaying.

Okay lets get this list started.

* Gold name for me.
* Re-name website to "Kezzer's Grcade" every Wednesday. (if not every Wednesday then every second Saturday)
* weebums that autoplay
* Any time I log in there is a notification sound. (sort of like a theme tune - forumites can decide every Friday what the tune will be for the following week.)
* Make the quote text black and bold and only go red when highlighted.
* When you click on a "Special" Grcade logo it tells you about it ( like a Google doodle )
* weebums that I can see on my phone (Android 4.4.2 w/h chrome browser)
* a with out the brows
* a but the other way round
* Ban Staydead - hour/day/week/month/year [forum discretion]
[failing this have a BAN button at the top right of the site. After a number of clicks a random forumite is ban'd for 24hrs - forumite avatar must be inside red BAN button]
* After aprox 1 year. Make a special "Bring Back The GIF with Justin Lee Collins" thread. With guest forumite Justin lee Collins. [make this happen regardless]
* Appoint 1cManny1 head of international forum relations.
* Make Lagamorph's avatar the last terrible picture he posts ( all be it smaller)
* Have a KKLEIN news buillitin ticker tape across the forum
* Have a ticker tape across forum
* When server is down for maintenance have image of construction workers and flashing orange lights.
* Meld every thread in the games section into one super thread
* Swap two forumites identities with each other at random every month
* Sort out the archive search
* Get answers in the ask section - this never happens to me!
* Introduce the hell ban
* Instate a no chocolate in fridge policy. All non compliants will be rounded up into their own sub forum
* Remove hell ban due to improper use.
* promote 1cManny1 to over seas director.
* Have a count down to the server's END DATE [ have a button that resets the timer - then it is up to the forum to decide its own fate ]

This will be a marvellous new start to Grcade.

Love

***Kezzer***
_____________________________________________
-Part of a Better Gaming Future with Kezzer's Grcade-
-PCS... its better here.
_____________________________________________

Although I think the main one should be:

Our official policy on Chocolate is: No chocolate(s) in, on or bellow any fridge/ freezer/ fridge-freezer/ cool-box/ ice-tray/ cold location
>> All non compliants will be rounded up

edit:

hahahahahaha :lol:

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Holpil** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:29 pm

Displays of emotion in cinemas strictly forbade and punishable by death.

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Spindash** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:31 pm

The three main meals will be known as breakfast, dinner and tea by law.

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Karl_** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:31 pm

"Climate change is a real thing that humans cause".

Just thought I'd get that in there before Cal sees this thread. :shifty:

I'm not having Party GRcade turn into UKIP-lite.

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Hyperion** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:33 pm

If eating pizza in public, cutlery must be used.

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Cal** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:35 pm

Abolish the TV License and turn the BBC into a paid-for subscription service. If the Corporation truly is anything like the valued 'national treasure' as it likes to claim, it should have no trouble at all surviving in the world of commercial broadcasting. Put an end to the legalised 'demanding money with menaces' currently operated by the BBC.

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by KB » Wed May 21, 2014 3:36 pm

Spindash » Wed May 21, 2014 3:31 pm wrote:The three main meals will be known as breakfast, dinner and tea by law.

Where's my lunch?

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Poser** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:36 pm

This is a design for life, right here. :datass:

Here's mine:

Poor driving* to result in instant licence revocation.

* Poor driving includes failing to indicate, failing to stick to the correct lane on roundabouts, middle-lane hogging, undue hesitation (learners exempt), in instances of lane closures waiting until the very last second to move across, being in a massive hurry to pull out in front of a car then driving really slowly, tailgating for reasons other that those casued by middle-lane hogs, above, and finally, sitting behind a lorry for ages and ages while I move closer, then deciding to overtake just as I move across to overtake you. Plus others to be decided on an ad-hoc basis.

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Kezzer** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:36 pm

Hyperion » Wed May 21, 2014 2:33 pm wrote:If eating pizza in public, cutlery must be used.

Specifically using a fish slice and butter dish.

http://grcade.co.uk/viewtopic.php?p=3431450#p3431450

thanks Winkle

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **False** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:44 pm

Almost perfect, but I can never support a party with such abominable chocolate in fridge ideals.

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Knoyleo** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:46 pm

Health policy: No fat chicks.

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Irene Demova** » Wed May 21, 2014 3:48 pm

Spindash » Wed May 21, 2014 2:31 pm wrote:The three main meals will be known as breakfast, dinner and tea by law.

Dinner will be eaten in the evening

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **tweep** » Wed May 21, 2014 4:40 pm

11th September to become a national holiday. Jokes are mandatory.

PostRe: The GR Alliance Party by **Skippy** » Wed May 21, 2014 4:48 pm

Knoyleo » Wed May 21, 2014 3:46 pm wrote:Health policy: No fat chicks.

tweep » Wed May 21, 2014 4:40 pm wrote:11th September to become a national holiday. Jokes are mandatory.

Can't you read?!

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