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Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 4:51 pm
by Lotus
Spindash » Wed May 21, 2014 2:31 pm wrote:The three main meals will be known as breakfast, dinner and tea by law.

Unbelievable. Surefire way to alienate voters, there.

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 4:54 pm
by tweep
Skippy » Wed May 21, 2014 4:48 pm wrote:
Image Knoyleo » Wed May 21, 2014 3:46 pm wrote:Health policy: No fat chicks.


Image tweep » Wed May 21, 2014 4:40 pm wrote:11th September to become a national holiday. Jokes are mandatory.


Can't you read?!


Barely. I'm still not sure what you're having a go at.

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 5:01 pm
by Skippy
You're avatar is kind of a fat chick :shifty:

Edit: Grammar :fp:

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 5:02 pm
by Somebody Else's Problem
People who stand up to wipe shall be exiled to New Zealand and forced to spend the rest of their days with 1cmanny1.

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 5:07 pm
by tweep
Skippy » Wed May 21, 2014 5:01 pm wrote:You're avatar is kind of a fat chick :shifty:

Oh. I'm special.

:lol:

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 5:17 pm
by Knoyleo
The GR Alliance Party is not a tweepist party, we just think that if that chick intends to remain fat, it should do so outside of our borders.

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 5:26 pm
by Pedz
Wait eating pizza with cutlery, what strawberry floating monsters are in this GRcade party???!!!!!

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 5:26 pm
by Skarjo
1>3>4>2>5

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 5:32 pm
by Scotticus Erroticus
Pedz » Wed May 21, 2014 5:26 pm wrote:Wait eating pizza with cutlery, what strawberry floating monsters are in this GRcade party???!!!!!


Tow the line, pleb!

I agree with you

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:18 pm
by Faust
Points based immigration system.

End to this ridiculous smoking ban.

Legalize Drugs

Much harsher sentences for violent crimes and drink/drug driving, like 20 years hard labour and lifetime driving ban for drunk driving offences.

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:21 pm
by Glowy69
Sykes has to #believe

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:23 pm
by Skippy
Faust » Wed May 21, 2014 9:18 pm wrote:Points based immigration system.

End to this ridiculous smoking ban.

Legalize Drugs

Much harsher sentences for violent crimes and drink/drug driving, like 20 years hard labour and lifetime driving ban for drunk driving offences.


Image

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:35 pm
by 1cmanny1
Automatic citizenship for New Zealanders.

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:51 pm
by Spindash
KB » Today, 3:36 pm wrote:
Spindash » Wed May 21, 2014 3:31 pm wrote:The three main meals will be known as breakfast, dinner and tea by law.

Where's my lunch? :|


Lotus » Today, 4:51 pm wrote:
Spindash » Wed May 21, 2014 2:31 pm wrote:The three main meals will be known as breakfast, dinner and tea by law.

Unbelievable. Surefire way to alienate voters, there.


Tough on lunch, tough on the causes of lunch.

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:54 pm
by tweep
Faust » Wed May 21, 2014 9:18 pm wrote:Points based immigration system.

End to this ridiculous smoking ban.

Legalize Drugs

Much harsher sentences for violent crimes and drink/drug driving, like 20 years hard labour and lifetime driving ban for drunk driving offences.

I made a serious response to this, and then realised that this thread wasn't a serious politics thread, so I deleted the response. Then I realised that you probably actually hold these views.

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 9:55 pm
by Moggy
Our official drink will be larger as in the drink larger.

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 10:07 pm
by Lagamorph
1cmanny1 » Wed May 21, 2014 8:35 pm wrote:Automatic citizenship for New Zealanders.

Of New Zealand? They already have that I think.

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 10:10 pm
by Albear
Kill all Australians.

But not just kill, hurt them a bit first.

Maybe grab the back of their neck and push their head into broken glass, and whilst they choke for breath you slap them with your free hand. Once the numbness has kicked in, wrench their head back and karate chop them in the throat. As they fall to their knee's pleading for mercy you bring your knee swiftly up into his face. Bone crunches, as your knee decimates the bridge of their nose. He let's out a gasp of pain, as the cartilage from his already ruined nose punctures through skin, piercing sensitive nerve endings.



You look at him. a shivering wreck of a pathetic waste of a man, pleading for mercy. Broken. You bring up your right foot, and kick him full across his fat stupid face. He screams as his body is wrenched back hurling through the air. There's a loud crack, as the back of his head strikes a nearby curb. He's dazed now, not sure what is going on.

You walk slowly over, pause, and then lift you foot high above his fat stupid face. He looks at you through bloodshot eyes, and mumbles something incoherent.


You don't hear him, as you stamp down hard on the already ruined pulp that was once his stupid fat face.

You reach down and lift the now near lifeless body. You bring him up to you eye level, and slowly push your thumbs into his eye sockets. He let's out a high pitched scream as you press against, and then burst his occular globules.

With gooey mess running down to your wrist, you drop his lifeless body to the floor. satisfied that he will never again, be...a...



Australian.


Or, free tax credits for the over 70's.

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 10:13 pm
by Lagamorph
I wont support any policy that uses "a Australian" in its wording.

Re: The GR Alliance Party

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 10:16 pm
by Albear
I will not pander to your hippy dippy left wing views.