'The GRCade Games Guru Competiton IX'

Corazon de Leon wrote:I'm sad that you've put us down as the lowest of the groups.

Well, it's simple. Devlin and Drummy offered me a spot, Jay didn't The Rockets couldn't, so they get the nod.

Below are all the truths and lies finally revealed - who did you fall for? All is revealed below - I'll give you some time to digest them...

DML wrote:

THEWAY

'I once managed to complete Super Monkey Ball Beginner mode using a Wavebird from outside my house, with my friend guiding me to the goal from my bedroom.'

FALSE

SKIPPY

'The first game I ever fully completed was an obscure game called 'Action Man: Search for Base X' on the Game Boy.'

TRUE!

DELUSIBETA

'I once tripped over a friend’s SNES – and fractured a toe.'

FALSE

DARK RITUAL

'I was once included as a player in a 'Football Manager' game.'

TRUE! In 2007!

STAYDEAD

'Until the age of 10 - I had never played a video game.'

FALSE

CLARKMAN

'I once beat the lead developer of Metroid Prime Hunters at his own game whilst on a guided tour of Nintendo HQ in Washington.'

TRUE!

DRUMSTICK

'Back in the day I had 13 memory cards filled purely with ‘Create A Wrestlers’ I'd made for Smackdown vs Raw on the PS2.'

FALSE

DALAGONASH

'Michael Ancel - creator of Rayman once signed a programme for me with a picture of a Rabbid.'

TRUE! BWAAAAAA!

OH TEH NOES

'My uncle was a school friend of Tim Stamper of Rare fame and I met him briefly once at a wedding.'

A DIRTY FILTHY ROTTEN LIE.

BANJO

'I once completed the third Phoenix Wright game (Trials & Tribulations) in one sitting.'

TRUE!

PARKSEY

'My first taste of 3D gaming, with the N64 back in 1997, left me hospitalised and nearly killed me.'

TRUE!

THE-ELBO

'I once wrote and illustrated a lengthy fanfic story about Toad from the Mario series.'

TRUE!

JAY MYSTERIO

'I once played a Game Boy underwater in a swimming pool.'

TOTAL FABRICATION. FALSE.

CORAZON DE LEON

'I will ensure every year without fail that I play 'REMake' and/or 'Resident Evil 4' in August, 'Pokemon Red' and 'Pokemon Gold' in October, and one of the N64 Zelda games in December.'

TRUE!

DML (in place of BIDO)

'I have Red XIII's tattoo from 'Final Fantasy VII' on the top half of my left arm.'

VERY MUCH FALSE.

PROTOTYPE

'I once played Rock Band with Kenny Richey - famous for spending 21 years on death row.'

TRUE!

FRANK

'I once dressed up as Irvine from Final Fantasy VIII for a 'dress up as your favourite fictional character' day in Primary School.'

TRULY BRILLIANT! TRUE!

SUZZOPHER

'I own a original sericel signed by Don Bluth from 'Dragons Lair'.'

FALSE.

PLASTICCOATED

'Whilst out on a fancy dress party night out in Manchester dressed as Mario, I was once mistaken for Jon Jeremy by a female clubber.'

THIS ONES TRUE!

WIPER

'I once went to a Streetfighter event and met and played Ryan Hart at a game of Third Strike.'

THIS WAS THE MOST BELIEVED LIE.

WALLACE

'Myself and DML once went to a uni freshers event dressed as Tails and Knuckles, whilst another of our friends dressed as Sonic, and a fourth as Amy Rose.'

THERE ARE NO HORIFFIC PHOTOS. LIE.

TRAGIC MAGIC

'If I count how many games I've purchased since I started earning a wage in 2007, the average amount of games I buy per month is 17.'

TRUE!

DENSTER

'One time I spent half an hour flirting with a she-elf on 'World of Warcraft' only to discover that 'she' was actually a 23 year old bricklayer.'

TRUE!!! OH DENNY!

CALL AND ANSWER

'I once got so angry at my Playstation that I threw the controller at the wall, only for it to rebound and hit me in the face - giving me a black eye.'

FALSE.

Completely strawberry floated up on the blues. I strawberry floating knew it. I hate every mother strawberry floating banana split on the blue team. TWATS!

Tragic Magic wrote:Completely strawberry floated up on the blues. I strawberry floating knew it. I hate every mother strawberry floating banana split on the blue team. TWATS!

I fall for Tragic more and more with every post

Dark Ritual wrote:

Corazon de Leon wrote:I'm sad that you've put us down as the lowest of the groups.

Well, it's simple. Devlin and Drummy offered me a spot, Jay didn't The Rockets couldn't, so they get the nod.

I'm sure I told someone to offer you a spot actually. I liked the cut of your jib.

Well, that's me up for the wooden spoon this round.

This is good news for me. Won't say how many I got right or wrong, but it's not that many.

Corazon de Leon wrote:

Dark Ritual wrote:

Corazon de Leon wrote:I'm sad that you've put us down as the lowest of the groups.

Well, it's simple. Devlin and Drummy offered me a spot, Jay didn't The Rockets couldn't, so they get the nod.

I'm sure I told someone to offer you a spot actually. I liked the cut of your jib.

I've done terribly

I'd just like to say, thanks for the really gooseberry fool lie you gave me DML.

Think I actually did pretty well on the reds and oranges.

Tragic Magic wrote:Completely strawberry floated up on the blues. I strawberry floating knew it. I hate every mother strawberry floating banana split on the blue team. TWATS!

I remember Denster's posts about the Nelf thing. That's how I knew it was true.

StayDead wrote:I'd just like to say, thanks for the really gooseberry fool lie you gave me DML.

I thought it was true.

Because of DMLs strawberry floating stupid half and half bullshit lie!

Just joking DML, I'm just having fun with you.

Denny! Legend!

Yes, Denny has romanced a man, Parksey did get hospitilised by 3d effects, Cora does have that much OCD, and Prototype did rock out with one of Death Row...

Lets move on to the bottom two in this task - not including Suzz who non-submitted...

C'mon Team Devlin.

Could have sworn you had that tatoo.

Hope the bottom 2 are blues.

Tragic Magic wrote:Hope the bottom 2 are blues.