The GRcade space ark.

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PostThe GRcade space ark.
by Peter Crisp » Sat Mar 14, 2020 5:18 pm

With the total collapse of civilisation just around the corner I thought we should build a space ark to save 2 humans each but who will you choose to stick on a generation ship destined for another solar system?

I'm going for Paul Hollywood and Nadiya Hussain from Bake Off as what's the point of like without cake?
I did for a moment consider saving a couple of the Master chocolateers from Lindor but while they are terrific I think Paul and Nadiya can whip up some passable chocolates.

So which crucial humans would you save?

Due to a popular uprising the rule is now you can save yourself and 2 people.
I always knew democracy was a strawberry floating gooseberry fool system :x .

Last edited by Peter Crisp on Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.
jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Dowbocop » Sat Mar 14, 2020 5:29 pm

I'm obviously saving myself, so now I can't envisage this question in any other way than "Which celebrity would you like to be fired into deep space with on a sex rocket?"

Maddie off CBeebies.

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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Pedz » Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:30 pm

I have 4 kids so can't pick anyone sorry.

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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Vermilion » Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:33 pm

Me & The Duchess of Cambridge.

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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Peter Crisp » Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:37 pm

Pedz wrote:I have 4 kids so can't pick anyone sorry.


How about Peter Molyneux and Shigeru Miyamoto?
I think your kids would understand the importance of keeping those guys alive for the benefit of the universe as a whole.

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Pedz » Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:44 pm

Meh, I don't like people, but I like my kids. If the world goes down then so be it.

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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Moggy » Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:48 pm

What sort of shitty generation ship only has space for 2 people?

Serious answer: me and my son

Joke answer: Trump and Sanders

Sexy answer: me and a porn star

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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Vermilion » Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:54 pm

Moggy wrote:Sexy answer


The most important answer of all.

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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Robbo-92 » Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:55 pm

Is it just two people? Or yourself and then two others?

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by DarkRula » Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:58 pm

Moggy wrote:
Sexy answer: me and a porn star


Oh, be serious. You know it'd be Adriana Chechik.


As for who I'd send, we need someone proficient in medical practice, so getting a nurse on board is priority number one. She's got to be fun, energetic, and like waterspo- uh, I mean like a wide variety of entertainment. What do you mean I was reeling off my wishes for a great partner? No, I wasn't! I'm not going on that spaceship! Yes, I am.

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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Peter Crisp » Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:52 pm

Moggy wrote:What sort of shitty generation ship only has space for 2 people?


A generation ship full of only the best of the best people which is why I made sure they have people who can make cake.

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Peter Crisp » Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:56 pm

Robbo-92 wrote:Is it just two people? Or yourself and then two others?


Oh alright, as I seem to be the only person willing to sacrifice myself for the betterment of the species it's now you and 2 people.

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Moggy » Sat Mar 14, 2020 7:58 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:
Robbo-92 wrote:Is it just two people? Or yourself and then two others?


Oh alright, as I seem to be the only person willing to sacrifice myself for the betterment of the species it's now you and 2 people.


In that case, I’ll take 2 porn stars.

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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Peter Crisp » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:00 pm

Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Robbo-92 wrote:Is it just two people? Or yourself and then two others?


Oh alright, as I seem to be the only person willing to sacrifice myself for the betterment of the species it's now you and 2 people.


In that case, I’ll take 2 porn stars.


Unfortunately as you didn't specify the names they're both 90 year old former porn stars :shifty: .

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Moggy » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:03 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Robbo-92 wrote:Is it just two people? Or yourself and then two others?


Oh alright, as I seem to be the only person willing to sacrifice myself for the betterment of the species it's now you and 2 people.


In that case, I’ll take 2 porn stars.


Unfortunately as you didn't specify the names they're both 90 year old former porn stars :shifty: .


That’ll do.

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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Jenuall » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:05 pm

If only 2 people are going humanity is still likely to be strawberry floated so yeah I'll go with the me and a porn star option as well

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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Peter Crisp » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:06 pm

Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Peter Crisp wrote:
Robbo-92 wrote:Is it just two people? Or yourself and then two others?


Oh alright, as I seem to be the only person willing to sacrifice myself for the betterment of the species it's now you and 2 people.


In that case, I’ll take 2 porn stars.


Unfortunately as you didn't specify the names they're both 90 year old former porn stars :shifty: .


That’ll do.


They are very experienced though and like Data from Star Trek know all the moves and are fully operational so good choice.

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Peter Crisp » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:08 pm

Jenuall wrote:If only 2 people are going humanity is still likely to be strawberry floated so yeah I'll go with the me and a porn star option as well


I don't think I've explained this very well.
The ship is filled with all our choices so the Bake Off team are currently going with Moggy and a couple of old porn stars and whoever else gets nominated.

This was a lot simpler in my head :shifty: .

Last edited by Peter Crisp on Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.
jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Somebody Else's Problem » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:08 pm

Sir Patrick Stewart (best captain ever, he can command the ship), and Kate Mulgrew (one of the worst captains, she can sit in the brig for her crimes).

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PostRe: The GRcade space ark.
by Peter Crisp » Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:11 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Sir Patrick Stewart (best captain ever, he can command the ship), and Kate Mulgrew (one of the worst captains, she can sit in the brig for her crimes).


I was going to say that she could at least pump out some babies but erm, She's erm, how do I put this politely?

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.

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