The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - The End (page 137)

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Day Ten (page 134)
by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:41 pm

I'm going to have to assume the Duke has been waylaid and that I am the almighty Minister of Internal Affairs, because it's getting close to 9.

Zilnad, an Alpha deserves to see his men die in front of him, for maximum suffering and punishment for his heinous crimes, so I will permit your continued existence this evening:

I hereby condemn Clarkman to death.

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Day Ten (page 134)
by Captain Kinopio » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:46 pm

Blah blah blah.

I can't believe you misled us blah

I just don't think it's on blah blah blah

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Day Ten (page 134)
by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:53 pm

Captain Kinopio wrote:Blah blah blah.

I can't believe you misled us blah

I just don't think it's on blah blah blah

...IDGI?

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Day Ten (page 134)
by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu Nov 04, 2021 8:56 pm

Oh, I've only just noticed there was a vote to lynch :lol:.

I clearly said from the very beginning, long before I was elected, that I would be lynching Clarkman. I even reminded Vermi a little earlier.

Someone else can have the honour of beheading the Alpha. It makes sense for me to (hopefully) confirm the wolfiness of Clarkman and Parksey first.

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Day Ten (page 134)
by Duke Hanno IV » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:18 pm

End of Day Ten

An air of resignation has settled on parliament - not one of defeat but of a debate seemingly decided ahead of time. What discussion the members can muster is little and infrequent. The voting of Oblomov Boblomov as the new Minister of Internal Affairs passes without much comment. As Speaker however it still falls to Captain Kinopio to declare the passing of legislation.

"On the debate of the Execution in Absentia Act, with six votes in favour and none against, I declare that the Execution In Absentia Act passes into law!"

Shortly thereafter the doors of the grand hall swing open again, a view of the scaffolding on parliament square foreshadowing the imminent lynching. Oblomov Boblomov steps forward as the captain of the Royal Guard enters.

"I hereby condemn the honourable member Clarkman to death by hanging."

Clarkman walks forward of his own accord, stopping to face his condemner and looking him square in the eyes. He seems about to speak, to say something of this situation that he had fought so hard to avoid the day previous, but the royal guard offer him no such privilege as he is quickly seized and taken.

Across the square Clarkman is marched onto the gallows, a fresh noose made to fit his neck, the whole time him staying silent, only staring back at parliament. He dies with his final words unspoken.

A search is carried out of Clarkman's personal effects, but nothing of note is found... until by chance the hangman notices something in the deceased's cheek as he cuts the body down from the gallows. Inside Clarkman's mouth, secreted away, is his ring. It seems Clarkman was a Conformist.

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by Zilnad » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:22 pm

Ob Bob is clearly the strawberry floating Alpha and he's using me as a scapegoat. Either that or he's an Alpha stooge.

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by Memento Mori » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:23 pm

Ob Bob being the alpha would be a hilarious twist.

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:26 pm

Conformist Clarkman has been terminated. May he rot in Hell. I would say don't worry, it wasn't personal... but it was :datass:.

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:28 pm

Zilnad wrote:Ob Bob is clearly the strawberry floating Alpha and he's using me as a scapegoat. Either that or he's an Alpha stooge.

I can't help but feel like your Alpha career has been hamstrung by your workplace blocking GRcade :(.

Also, Parksey, I can't believe you betrayed me and you were the one who blew his load prematurely. Why on earth wouldn't you have saved that until later on in the game? I feel I hardly know thee.

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by Roonmastor » Thu Nov 04, 2021 9:59 pm

Great result with Clarkman.

Not so great on EIA being voted in. I'm away this weekend so will most likely get culled by it when the win is on the cards.

How many conformists are left now? Two?

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by Mommy Christmas » Thu Nov 04, 2021 10:30 pm

The Grand Inquisitor and the fanatic.

Well played OB

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu Nov 04, 2021 10:30 pm

Roonmastor wrote:Great result with Clarkman.

Not so great on EIA being voted in. I'm away this weekend so will most likely get culled by it when the win is on the cards.

How many conformists are left now? Two?

Parksey and Zilnad remain. If you can't vote tomorrow or Saturday you get to join me in Valhalla :wub:.

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by Oblomov Boblomov » Thu Nov 04, 2021 10:31 pm

Mommy wrote:The Grand Inquisitor and the fanatic.

Well played OB

You have lived up to your title of Noble :wub:.

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by VlaSoul » Thu Nov 04, 2021 10:32 pm

C O N F O R M I S T C L A R K M A N
been saying it for days, good to see another traitor gone

Zilnad wrote:Ob Bob is clearly the strawberry floating Alpha and he's using me as a scapegoat. Either that or he's an Alpha stooge.

ok then who is the seer and how does ob bob know gooseberry fool he wouldnt know otherwise

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by Mommy Christmas » Thu Nov 04, 2021 10:33 pm

I look forward to finding out if that PM that Moggy posted was from Clarkman.

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by DarkRula » Thu Nov 04, 2021 11:03 pm

Ah, lovely. Clarkman was a Conformist. But... oh. That means I was right to have bailed on trying to get him into the Minister position yesterday. It was a crazy time, I'll say that much.

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by Vermilion » Fri Nov 05, 2021 7:40 am

Good riddance to Clarkman The Conformist, but alpha Zilnad still remains at large, and needs culling asap.

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by Captain Kinopio » Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:46 am

Who did you look up last night Ob

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Day Ten (page 134)
by Captain Kinopio » Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:51 am

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Just for total clarity – of the players still alive:

Parksey - ?
Zilnad - ?
Vermilion - ?
Memento Mori - ?

Captain Kinopio - Deputy Role Blocker
DarkRula - Backbencher
Hypes - Vote Rigger
Mommy - Noble
Oblomov Boblomov - Seer
Roonmastor - Occultist
SuperChris - Role Blocker
VlaSoul - Filibuster


I think this is the current state of things?

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PostRe: The Hannivalia Crisis 1891 [AYAW] - Night Ten (page 137)
by Duke Hanno IV » Fri Nov 05, 2021 9:13 am

End of Night Ten

Come morning of the eleventh day the head count in parliament is not one but two short. Now less than a dozen strong, the remaining members search the building together, finding nothing until they reach the chamber in which Parksey was sleeping. The door has been left slightly ajar and together they all enter, unprepared for what waits inside.

The frame of the bed has been leant up against the far wall, clearing space on the floor in which Parksey's body now rests. He lies on his back, chest slashed open, the cause of a slow and agonising death. Above his head something is written in chalk.

"WE HAVE SINNED. NO MORE FALSE GODS"

Most disturbingly, it appears to be written in his own hand.

In one of Parksey's hands he holds a rose. Looking closely, on one of its petals is a single tear. On his other hand he wears a Conformist's ring, this one more gilded than the rest. It is apparent that Parksey was the Grand Inquisitor.

Next to Parksey's lifeless body has been left a sealed envelope. The letter inside reads as follows.

"I got into politics to fulfil the noble dream of eliminating democracy and murdering everyone who thinks differently from me. Unfortunately it has become clear that this utopia will not be achieved in my lifetime. Rather than serving the requisite 30 day suspension from Parliament for all my many crimes, I have decided my future is outside the cruel world of politics. After a brief period of rest, reflection and many, many prostitutes I will begin my new life in the church. A church I intend to found upon the ideals of the Holy knights of Old. The First Order of the Holy Knights of Bladeforce. Praise be.

The Right Honourable Memento Mori MP"


It appears that overnight the other unaccounted for member and last surviving of the seven Conformists, Memento Mori, has escaped from parliament. A second confession found within the Grand Inquisitor's pocket describes his final act being to release Mori from his bondage and to banish him, in disgrace and in penance, to a faraway land. A final ring included with the letter lends credence to the confession. There can be no doubt that Memento Mori was a Fanatic.

Accusations of bribes to the guards and plenty more far-fetched conspiracy theories soon abound, and will do for many years, but no official explanation for Mori's escape is forthcoming. For his part, however, the Duke quickly returns to parliament to uphold his promise and lift the lockdown imposed on its members.

"Honourable members, surviving and departed, it would appear the fanatical threat to this nation has finally lifted, driven out by your courage and fortitude in these recent days. I shall now fulfil my promise and free you from this imprisonment so that together we may mourn those lost and move forwards towards a better and brighter future. I congratulate you all on this victory!"

The Duke departs, his Royal Guard with him, the doors of the Grand Hall of Hannivalia's parliament left wide open. Across the square the Alpine sun shines down brightly as the first of the timbers of the gallows are broken away.

The Conformists have resigned. Congratulations Parliament, you win the game!

Surviving Members of Parliament: Oblomov Boblomov (Minister of Justice), DarkRula (Backbencher), SuperChris (Committee Chair), Captain Kinopio (Committee Deputy), Mommy (Noble), Hypes (Chief Whip), VlaSoul (Filibusterer), Roonmastor (Occultist), Zilnad (Member of Parliament), Vermilion (Member of Parliament)

Epilogue

In the tumultuous weeks that follow a letter comes into the possession of parliament by unclear means, its veracity unable to be ascertained. While the contents are never entered into the public record they have a lasting effect on parliament itself.

The Letter wrote:Dearest friends,

Grand Inquisitor Parksey
Fanatics sawyerpip and Memento Mori
Moggy, Clarkman, SillySprout and Skarjo

I write this on the eve of the opening of parliament, knowing full well what events are about to unfold. Under my late father this nation has suffered a great shame, turning its back on an institution that has served it for centuries. As you all know I do not share my father's delusion and seek a return to that glorious past where together the Church and my family wield absolute authority over this land. You have all been hand picked for sharing this sentiment.

Alas, I cannot yet go public with such plans, for I fear this parliament my father festered shall turn upon me, persuading the lost sheep that are our people to turn against us rightful masters. Regretfully it is up to you, my friends, to bring about the destruction of this parliament without my help. Instead I shall stage a fiction that should convince parliament of my allegiance while allowing you the opportunity to destroy them from the inside.

I wish you all the greatest of luck, and I shall see to it that the Royal Guard shall allow you to communicate amongst yourselves in private. This is all I can do for now.

A true faithful servant of the Church,

Duke Hanno IV


Following this revelation the captain of the Royal Guard is removed from office thanks to the influence of the noble but dedicated parliamentarian Mommy - the captain retires to a modest villa on the Mediterranean coast where he lives out the remainder of his days. Under the oversight of Speaker Captain Kinopio the Royal Guard itself is reduced in strength and number to not much more than an honour guard for the Duke, responsible only for the security of his palace, while the security of parliament becomes a police matter.

Over time the political power of the Duke is further eroded, making way for a truly sovereign parliament. Resigned to a hard life of theatre performances and dinner engagements, the Duke himself dies several years later in a skiing accident along with his sister, leaving no heir. Hannivalia transitions peacefully to a republic (excepting a brief thirty year military dictatorship spanning the interwar period), and the Elefantenpalast becomes a public museum.

Over the years following the crisis sightings are reported of a babbling crazed man with haggard features that match Memento Mori's own. A man who chants and raves, but not in the 1990s-sense of the word, to anyone who will listen. A man who talks about having found the light - the true light - and of a similar path to enlightenment for anyone who wants it. A man whose incoherent ramblings in a strange foreign tongue are hard to understand, but who talks of having witnessed a miraculous power. A man who in his more solitary moments, retreats to his hermit's cave, where locals can still hear him chanting to himself at night, just the same two words, over and over again - "Bladeforce forever".

The Church itself never regains its past influence amongst the people of Hannivalia, but still enjoys a special tax exemption to this day.

The nation of origin of the foreign agent who infiltrated parliament is never officially determined, although the real world events form the basis of a 2008 American made movie in which a CIA operative is integral in preventing the takeover of Hannivalian's parliament by communists. Tom Hanks plays the lead.

The Great Hall's bell tower is restored with a new bell, named the Ob Bob Bell in honour of the famous Minister of Justice. Apparently it sounds very sexy.

Thus ends the tale of the Hannivalia Crisis of 1891.

(With thanks to Parksey and Mori for their contributions towards this final update given their choice to resign.)

Full Player Role Call

Parksey - Grand Inquisitor
sawyerpip - Fanatic
Memento Mori - Fanatic
Moggy - Conformist
Clarkman - Conformist
SillySprout - Conformist
Skarjo - Conformist
Oblomov Boblomov - Minister of Justice
Kezzer - Shadow Minister of Justice
DarkRula - Backbencher
Qikz - Military Veteran
SuperChris - Committee Chair
Captain Kinopio - Committee Deputy
Mommy - Noble
Hypes - Chief Whip
VlaSoul - Filibusterer
Roonmastor - Occultist
Falsey - Spymaster
Jenuall - Foreign Agent
PaperMacheMario - Member of Parliament
Super Dragon 64 - Member of Parliament
Drumstick - Member of Parliament
Zilnad - Member of Parliament
Herdanos - Member of Parliament
Nun - Member of Parliament
Tomous - Member of Parliament
Pedz - Member of Parliament
Preezy - Member of Parliament
Albear - Member of Parliament
Vermilion - Member of Parliament
aayl1 - Member of Parliament
satriales - Member of Parliament

Thank You For Playing

I hope you have all enjoyed playing and spectating as much as I have enjoyed running the game! I will share some more thoughts on the game later, including a breakdown of the night actions each night, some interesting stats, some of my favourite moments from the game, and other reflections on what went well and what didn't go so well in how the game was set up and balanced. Until then, congratulations again to our winners, the surviving members of parliament!


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