The Karl Pilkington Thread

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Victor Mildew » Thu Feb 04, 2021 11:33 am

"Jaffa cakes can cure cancer. Well not fully, don't go out buying a load of jaffa cakes or whatever"

Edit: "Don't Chinese like tall people? I heard they like tall people"

Edit 2: for strawberry float sake there's so many funny throwaway bits in these

Steve: Its how you remember Henry the 8ths wives - divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded...

Karl: ....... did you know that, the only king, who hasn't got a moustache. Is. The king, king of hearts. On a playing card.

Steve: ..... play a record.

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Victor Mildew » Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:39 pm

The rice is right. Pilau or egg fried. :lol:

15 Taiwan

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Memento Mori » Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:47 pm

Big Mother. You call in, if your mam's heavy, you win a CD.

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Victor Mildew » Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:52 pm

This one is brilliant, the first rockbusters, educating ricky, 30.seconds of silence that fades in with them shouting and fades out again

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Victor Mildew » Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:54 pm

Never mind the beard, where have you been for 3 days?!

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The silence before Ricky just laughs at him :lol:

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Memento Mori » Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:58 pm

Wait is Alien gives Man a beard in that episode too?

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Victor Mildew » Tue Feb 16, 2021 4:01 pm

Yes, and hairy Chinese kid

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Memento Mori » Tue Feb 16, 2021 4:02 pm

God that's definitely one of the best XFM episodes of all time then.

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Victor Mildew » Tue Feb 16, 2021 4:15 pm

Auntie Nora is in this one too

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by blackoutHERO » Tue Feb 16, 2021 5:26 pm

BONG! Man changes name to "Bubba Bubba Bubba"

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Victor Mildew » Wed Feb 17, 2021 2:40 pm

CHILDREN OF THE CORN. IN WIDESCREEN.

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Victor Mildew » Mon Mar 01, 2021 2:52 pm

Enough is a anus.

WHAT?

Enough is enus enus anus.

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Victor Mildew » Tue Mar 09, 2021 1:26 pm

The burger eating record attempt :lol:

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Memento Mori » Tue Mar 09, 2021 1:29 pm

Ah've gottta chew!

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Victor Mildew » Tue Mar 09, 2021 1:33 pm

I wish the footage Ricky said he was filming still existed.

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Memento Mori » Tue Mar 09, 2021 1:45 pm

Just seen on youtube video footage of him opening a champagne bottle on Karl's head exists.


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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Victor Mildew » Thu Mar 11, 2021 4:40 pm

Tourettes trent derby :lol:

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Memento Mori » Thu Mar 11, 2021 4:54 pm

That's the De Trout Spinners ep too right?

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Victor Mildew » Thu Mar 11, 2021 4:55 pm

That was a few ones back. This one was the DING DONG characters one.

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PostRe: The Karl Pilkington Thread
by Victor Mildew » Thu Mar 11, 2021 4:57 pm

Threatening to leave and take monkey news to radio 2 :lol:

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