The Karl Pilkington Thread

[Victor Mildew]

"Jaffa cakes can cure cancer. Well not fully, don't go out buying a load of jaffa cakes or whatever"

Edit: "Don't Chinese like tall people? I heard they like tall people"

Edit 2: for strawberry float sake there's so many funny throwaway bits in these

Steve: Its how you remember Henry the 8ths wives - divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded...

Karl: ....... did you know that, the only king, who hasn't got a moustache. Is. The king, king of hearts. On a playing card.

Steve: ..... play a record.

[Victor Mildew]

The rice is right. Pilau or egg fried.

15 Taiwan

[Memento Mori]

Big Mother. You call in, if your mam's heavy, you win a CD.

[Victor Mildew]

This one is brilliant, the first rockbusters, educating ricky, 30.seconds of silence that fades in with them shouting and fades out again

[Victor Mildew]

Never mind the beard, where have you been for 3 days?!

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The silence before Ricky just laughs at him

[Memento Mori]

Wait is Alien gives Man a beard in that episode too?

[Victor Mildew]

Yes, and hairy Chinese kid

[Memento Mori]

God that's definitely one of the best XFM episodes of all time then.

[Victor Mildew]

Auntie Nora is in this one too

[blackoutHERO]

BONG! Man changes name to "Bubba Bubba Bubba"

[Victor Mildew]

CHILDREN OF THE CORN. IN WIDESCREEN.

[Victor Mildew]

Enough is a anus.

WHAT?

Enough is enus enus anus.

[Victor Mildew]

The burger eating record attempt

[Memento Mori]

Ah've gottta chew!

[Victor Mildew]

I wish the footage Ricky said he was filming still existed.

[Memento Mori]

Just seen on youtube video footage of him opening a champagne bottle on Karl's head exists.

[Victor Mildew]

Tourettes trent derby

[Memento Mori]

That's the De Trout Spinners ep too right?

[Victor Mildew]

That was a few ones back. This one was the DING DONG characters one.

[Victor Mildew]

Threatening to leave and take monkey news to radio 2