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Corrinne Wicks, eh...

http://www.grcade.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3523

One of mine. Again. :fp:

SillySprout wrote:If we all put the term "tits" in our signatures, would we see search results go through the roof?

nah, it would have to be in the title of every single topic as well. Get on it!

Considering we are currently the 55,642th most popular site in the UK (and on the .uk domain alone there are over 3 million, so that's pretty good), I think we could make some considerable advances into that space.

So if we could get a picture of Katherine Jenkins tits whilst she's wearing an orluga grass skirt we could be the most popular site on the internet.

Lagamorph wrote:orluga grass skirt

No, unfortunately that is actually a gaming term and has something to do with Xenoblade.

We need more porn, people.

Unless people are masturbating furiously over a Katherine Jenkins morph of one of these:

And yet every time I post any I get banned.

Wheres the justice?

I could probably draw up a list of people that generate about 30% of our traffic and make them immortal.

Falsey wrote:And yet every time I post any I get banned.

Wheres the justice?

Lagamorph wrote:So if we could get a picture of Katherine Jenkins tits whilst she's wearing an orluga grass skirt we could be the most popular site on the internet.

Unfortunately filtering for "gooseberry fool" and "tits" provided pretty disappointing results, but whoever tried this one is looking really hard for saggy tits, WITHOUT gooseberry fool, or piss, or - apparently - dogs.

Code: Select all

"saggy tits|breasts" -dog -ass -arse -asshole -anal -piss -shit -doctor -bbw

The real question is who would not want that? This is GRcade!

Saggy tits please bartender, dont bother me with any of those dog arses though.

Corazon de Leon

Did anyone else notice "pedo porn" in the first image? :dread:

I've noticed lots of things, but I'm too busy laughing my ass off to provide any real analysis.

Corazon de Leon wrote:Did anyone else notice "pedo porn" in the first image?

search.php?keywords=pedo+porn&terms=all&author=&sc=1&sf=all&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search

You can see how they got here. Largely inoffensive stuff and just keyword mashing, apart from StayDeads thread obvs.

Why can't we be the go-to destination for intellectuals. Devastating that more people aren't visiting us for...[searches Google for something intellectual]...Nicolas Joël’s production of Puccini's tender opera, La rondine, featuring costume designs from world renowned artisan baker Franca Squarciapino.

How to pronounce pedant? Seriously? It's not a particularly difficult word.

Unfortunately, we had 134 visits for phrases including "pedo porn" this 30 days, including "i love little girls pedo porn vids" and my person favourite "retro pedo porn".

Apparently, pedo porn is a thing. And people are searching for it.

Oh and just look where they show up.

Grcade everyone.

Interestingly, referalls appeared since November 2011 despite the topic being created 2 years earlier.

Conclusion: GRcade is unknowingly becoming a stealth pedo porn destination as the database slowly accumulates references.

I thought I saw Volvo, and instantly thought maybe Cal owns one. Then I looked again and realised it's Vulva.

The new Vulva Estate. It's been around the block a few times but has room for 6.

lmao killing floor grcade password.

We can never let them know.

Winckle wrote:lmao killing floor grcade password.

We can never let them know.

That was one of the things that I noticed first off. :lol:

So this is our legacy.

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