The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

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Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Lagamorph » Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:17 pm

Xmasday wrote:
Vermi Claus wrote:Yule Bloke is definitely a slytherin.

I prefer thinking of him as the next defence against the dark arts professor.

But then we'll only see him for one more year and never again!

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by Tsunade » Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:22 pm

Lagamorph wrote:
Xmasday wrote:
Vermi Claus wrote:Yule Bloke is definitely a slytherin.

I prefer thinking of him as the next defence against the dark arts professor.

But then we'll only see him for one more year and never again!

That's why vermy hasn't been posting pics till now

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by Vermilion » Sat Dec 21, 2019 2:49 pm

Degenerate Neighbour Bloke's tumble dryer is whirring again, and Yule Bloke (didn't actually see it myself) went around the street delivering christmas cards to every house apart from mine.

May all their christmas' involve an infestation of mean spirited rats and large insects.

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by Balladeer » Sat Dec 21, 2019 3:18 pm

Vermi Claus wrote:May all their christmas' involve an infestation of mean spirited rats and large insects.

Vermi(n) Claus.

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by Victor Mildew » Sat Dec 21, 2019 3:57 pm

Vermi Claus wrote:Degenerate Neighbour Bloke's tumble dryer is whirring again, and Yule Bloke (didn't actually see it myself) went around the street delivering christmas cards to every house apart from mine.

May all their christmas' involve an infestation of mean spirited rats and large insects.


Shunned by Yule bloke. More like cruel bloke amirite.

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by Lagamorph » Sat Dec 21, 2019 4:23 pm

Man in "not delivering Christmas card to his stalker" scandal.

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by DarkRula » Sat Dec 21, 2019 4:57 pm

You've got a glitter bomb coming instead.

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by Snowcannon » Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:11 pm

Plot twist: Vermi Claus is actually the troublesome neighbour

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by Vermilion » Sat Dec 21, 2019 8:27 pm

Degenerate Neighbour Bloke's tumble dryer has finally stopped, but now he's decided to sod off and the dog is howling instead.

Gonna be a fun Christmas.

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by Moggy » Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:40 pm

I don’t normally moan about my neighbours and this isn’t really a moan, but it sounds like he is trying to kill her at the moment. She’s screeching while occasionally shouting “get the strawberry float off me, GET THE strawberry float OFF ME THEN” while he’s just calling her a banana split.

They do it every few days and it’s never at nighttime so like strawberry float am I getting involved. :lol:

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by Moggy » Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:44 pm

Hmm there was just a noise like a slap, the loudest screech I’ve ever heard from her and then him shouting “I’m not going to strawberry floating fight you”.

Merry Christmas!

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by DarkRula » Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:53 pm

Are you sure they aren't doing roleplay on some camsite? Apparently roleplaying is the rage these days, especially in an office setting.

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by Moggy » Tue Dec 24, 2019 4:54 pm

DarkRula wrote:Are you sure they aren't doing roleplay on some camsite? Apparently roleplaying is the rage these days, especially in an office setting.


She just screamed again while he shouted “what did you do? What did you do?” so maybe...

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by DarkRula » Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:23 pm

I'd ask about research opportunities, but I don't think it's something you want to interrupt. You might get roped into it.

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by Vermilion » Tue Dec 24, 2019 7:26 pm

If you press an empty glass against the wall and put your ear to that, you should be able to hear things more clearly.

I don't need to do such a thing with Degenerate Neighbour Bloke though, as he's always so bloody loud i'm forced to hear everything he does.

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by ianfianf » Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:32 pm

Vermi Claus wrote:I don't need to do such a thing with Degenerate Neighbour Bloke though, as he's always so bloody loud i'm forced to hear everything he does.


I feel your pain fellow tumble dryer sufferer. :cry:

Muggy you should defo call the cops with that stuff like. Easier said than done though cos it's obvious who's called :lol:

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by Moggy » Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:43 pm

ianfianf wrote:
Vermi Claus wrote:I don't need to do such a thing with Degenerate Neighbour Bloke though, as he's always so bloody loud i'm forced to hear everything he does.


I feel your pain fellow tumble dryer sufferer. :cry:

Muggy you should defo call the cops with that stuff like. Easier said than done though cos it's obvious who's called :lol:


The police were called (not by me!!) a few weeks ago. They asked me if I had heard any arguments that morning and I said no. Which was a lie as I had heard some shouting.

Both of them are psycho, I’m not getting involved.

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by ianfianf » Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:49 pm

Aye last thing you want is the pair of them kicking your head in when you're just trying to help.

I could hear my neighbours shouting at each other and then heard a thud and then silence. I argued with myself so much to call the police and bottled it.

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by Rocsteady » Wed Dec 25, 2019 12:40 am

It's very easy to say, but you should probably both be getting the police involved.

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by Vermilion » Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:29 am

Degenerate Neighbour Bloke was having rough sex with handcuffs and dildos last night, i was forced to listen to the entire thing (and the accompanying discussions) whilst i was trying to watch Christmas Cruising with Jane McDonald.


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