The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

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Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

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Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Lagamorph » Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:35 am

Vermi Claus wrote:Degenerate Neighbour Bloke was having rough sex with handcuffs and dildos last night, i was forced to listen to the entire thing (and the accompanying discussions) whilst i was trying to watch Christmas Cruising with Jane McDonald.

Had no idea she was into that sort of stuff, Dirty bitch.

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by Moggy » Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:41 am

Vermi Claus wrote:Degenerate Neighbour Bloke was having rough sex with handcuffs and dildos last night, i was forced to listen to the entire thing (and the accompanying discussions) whilst i was trying to watch Christmas Cruising with Jane McDonald.


I’d rather be roughly strawberry floated with a dildo than watch Jane McDonald.

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:49 am

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:
Vermi Claus wrote:Degenerate Neighbour Bloke was having rough sex with handcuffs and dildos last night, i was forced to listen to the entire thing (and the accompanying discussions) whilst i was trying to watch Christmas Cruising with Jane McDonald.


I’d rather be roughly strawberry floated with a dildo than watch Jane McDonald.


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by Jenuall » Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:58 am

“Forced to listen”? :roll:

I bet Vermi had that glass up against the wall straining to catch all the details! ;)

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:10 am

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by Rocsteady » Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:30 pm

Vermi Claus wrote:Degenerate Neighbour Bloke was having rough sex with handcuffs and dildos last night, i was forced to listen to the entire thing (and the accompanying discussions) whilst i was trying to watch Christmas Cruising with Jane McDonald.

How do you know the items used? Were they shouting them out?

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by Vermilion » Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:34 pm

Rocsteady wrote:
Vermi Claus wrote:Degenerate Neighbour Bloke was having rough sex with handcuffs and dildos last night, i was forced to listen to the entire thing (and the accompanying discussions) whilst i was trying to watch Christmas Cruising with Jane McDonald.

How do you know the items used? Were they shouting them out?


This may sound ridiculous, but yes, they were!

I also heard (among many other things) 'spank me harder', 'I am your prison guard, and you are my filthy trollop!' and 'don't put it in any further or i'll end up giving birth to it!'

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by Moggy » Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:49 pm

Vermi Claus wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
Vermi Claus wrote:Degenerate Neighbour Bloke was having rough sex with handcuffs and dildos last night, i was forced to listen to the entire thing (and the accompanying discussions) whilst i was trying to watch Christmas Cruising with Jane McDonald.

How do you know the items used? Were they shouting them out?


This may sound ridiculous, but yes, they were!

I also heard (among many other things) 'spank me harder', 'I am your prison guard, and you are my filthy trollop!' and 'don't put it in any further or i'll end up giving birth to it!'


:lol:

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by Cheeky Devlin » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:01 pm

Didn't realise Vermi lived next door to Falsey.

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by Dual » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:22 pm

Vermi Claus wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
Vermi Claus wrote:Degenerate Neighbour Bloke was having rough sex with handcuffs and dildos last night, i was forced to listen to the entire thing (and the accompanying discussions) whilst i was trying to watch Christmas Cruising with Jane McDonald.

How do you know the items used? Were they shouting them out?


This may sound ridiculous, but yes, they were!

I also heard (among many other things) 'spank me harder', 'I am your prison guard, and you are my filthy trollop!' and 'don't put it in any further or i'll end up giving birth to it!'


Why didn't you go round?

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:42 pm

Vermi Claus wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
Vermi Claus wrote:Degenerate Neighbour Bloke was having rough sex with handcuffs and dildos last night, i was forced to listen to the entire thing (and the accompanying discussions) whilst i was trying to watch Christmas Cruising with Jane McDonald.

How do you know the items used? Were they shouting them out?


This may sound ridiculous, but yes, they were!

I also heard (among many other things) 'spank me harder', 'I am your prison guard, and you are my filthy trollop!' and 'don't put it in any further or i'll end up giving birth to it!'


:lol:

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by Vermilion » Thu Dec 26, 2019 8:36 am

Dual wrote:Why didn't you go round?


I don't think anyone in their right mind would have gone round to disturb that.

Last night was much quieter so i can only assume that he drank himself into oblivion.

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by Moggy » Thu Dec 26, 2019 8:39 am

Vermi Claus wrote:
Dual wrote:Why didn't you go round?


I don't think anyone in their right mind would have gone round to disturb that.

Last night was much quieter so i can only assume that he drank himself into oblivion.


It was quieter for a reason.

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Dec 26, 2019 8:50 am

When stool bloke arrives, the party will begin.

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by Vermilion » Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:52 pm

Looks like it's going to be another noisy night thanks to Degenerate Neighbour Bloke. The mother of his kids arrived to pick them up while dressed in her pyjamas at 2pm (she was driving a car in that state). Therefore the house has been left empty for him to get on with ploughing his bird (I can hear his bedposts banging against the wall as I type this). So far we've had 'I'm gonna smash your back doors in', 'up for some bitty?' and 'careful with that or I'll gooseberry fool the bed'

Someone shoot me now. :fp:

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by Clarkman » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:29 pm

Victor Mistletoe wrote:When stool bloke arrives, the party will begin.


This needs some appreciation :lol:

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by Vermilion » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:51 pm

The bed is still banging against the wall, just now there was also an almighty crash which I assume was one of them falling off on to the floor.

Oh and as i was typing that, I just heard the woman shout 'why do you need three butt plugs?'

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by Zaichik » Sun Dec 29, 2019 11:01 pm

Vermi Claus wrote:So far we've had 'I'm gonna smash your back doors in', 'up for some bitty?' and 'careful with that or I'll gooseberry fool the bed'

Someone shoot me now. :fp:

:lol: :lol:

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by Lagamorph » Sun Dec 29, 2019 11:05 pm

Vermi Claus wrote:Looks like it's going to be another noisy night thanks to Degenerate Neighbour Bloke. The mother of his kids arrived to pick them up while dressed in her pyjamas at 2pm (she was driving a car in that state). Therefore the house has been left empty for him to get on with ploughing his bird (I can hear his bedposts banging against the wall as I type this). So far we've had 'I'm gonna smash your back doors in', 'up for some bitty?' and 'careful with that or I'll gooseberry fool the bed'

Someone shoot me now. :fp:

Vermi Claus wrote:The bed is still banging against the wall, just now there was also an almighty crash which I assume was one of them falling off on to the floor.

Oh and as i was typing that, I just heard the woman shout 'why do you need three butt plugs?'

Presumably so nobody gooseberry fools the bed

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by Tomous » Sun Dec 29, 2019 11:09 pm

Vermi Claus wrote:The bed is still banging against the wall, just now there was also an almighty crash which I assume was one of them falling off on to the floor.

Oh and as i was typing that, I just heard the woman shout 'why do you need three butt plugs?'



Record them and play it back loudly to make a passive aggressive point.

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