The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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Total votes: 25
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Victor Mildew
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Victor Mildew » Fri May 15, 2020 7:37 am

:lol:

Someone has been around here and put blue rosettes around all the lamp posts on a few of the roads. I presume it's some NHS thing, but when people do this sort of thing they never tidy it up again. I expect to see them tatty and faded, still on there in a month or two. My wife took the dog through the woodland walk this morning (the one with the sprayed pink dog gooseberry fool) and apparently someone has now gone and cable tied fake flowers in the bushes :fp:

This whole situation really is a busy-bodies' dream.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Moggy » Fri May 15, 2020 8:34 am

Victor Mildew wrote::lol:

Someone has been around here and put blue rosettes around all the lamp posts on a few of the roads. I presume it's some NHS thing, but when people do this sort of thing they never tidy it up again. I expect to see them tatty and faded, still on there in a month or two. My wife took the dog through the woodland walk this morning (the one with the sprayed pink dog gooseberry fool) and apparently someone has now gone and cable tied fake flowers in the bushes :fp:

This whole situation really is a busy-bodies' dream.


I hope they clap for the street cleaners that will be picking up the rosettes.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Victor Mildew » Fri May 15, 2020 3:12 pm

Bin bint's mum round stood shoulder to shoulder with her, lifting some stuff and helping her with gardening.

10/10 would isolate again.

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by Jenuall » Fri May 15, 2020 3:14 pm

Interesting, bin bint doesn't really strike me as much of a gardener - beyond maintaining her bush obviously!

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by Victor Mildew » Fri May 15, 2020 3:20 pm

Jenuall wrote:Interesting, bin bint doesn't really strike me as much of a gardener - beyond maintaining her bush obviously!


She's not. Her (clearly seperated) parents turn up at various intervals throughout the week to do her gardening, put her washing on the line, put the bins out (and take them back in, she never does it herself). Her dad was here all day yesterday mowing the lawn for her. The only reason she's helping the mum is becuase there are 4 massive decking plank sized boxes out the front and she can't carry them on her own due to looking like she's in her 70s.

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by <]:^D » Fri May 15, 2020 4:36 pm

how old is bin bint? she sounds like she needs to grow up

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Vermilion » Sun May 17, 2020 2:28 pm

Was sat here quietly browsing Grcade when smoke started filling the room.

Stool Bloke has started burning his rubbish using one of those portable barbecue things.

FFS!

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by Zilnad » Mon May 18, 2020 12:20 pm

Neighbour is power washing seemingly everything they own and the spray is landing on and filthying up our windows.

Can't really say anything though as my wife joined the power wash crew last month, cleaning our patio, so we might be guilty of the same offense.

Power washers :|

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by Drumstick » Mon May 18, 2020 2:13 pm

Yesterday, Power Wash neighbour spent 30 minutes spraying his garage door.

Today, it's back to the grind with the patio.

One man should not have this much power in this game. Luckily I'm not an ordinary man.
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by Balladeer » Mon May 18, 2020 4:12 pm

I misread that and wondered why he was grinding on a potato.

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by Cuttooth » Mon May 18, 2020 4:20 pm

Boil 'em, mash 'em, grind 'em in a stew.

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by Zilnad » Mon May 18, 2020 4:39 pm

GRIND-TA-TOS

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by Victor Mildew » Tue May 19, 2020 8:37 am

I know what this lovely natural woodland area needs!
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And then there's this:
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Hey here's an idea, just take the old one off the wall instead of lazily lashing a new one to the gate right beside it :fp:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by KK » Tue May 19, 2020 8:51 am

It's a listed Grade 2 letterbox and adds character to the property, especially at Halloween, therefore can't be removed. OBVIOUSLY.

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by Qikz » Tue May 19, 2020 8:53 am

KK wrote:It's a listed Grade 2 letterbox and adds character to the property, especially at Halloween, therefore can't be removed. OBVIOUSLY.


You joke but this might actually be the case. When a building is listed there's some strawberry floating dumb rules. I lived in a listed building and there was gaps all around the front door, but the door couldn't be changed.

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by LewisD » Tue May 19, 2020 9:29 am

Victor Mildew wrote:And then there's this:
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Hey here's an idea, just take the old one off the wall instead of lazily lashing a new one to the gate right beside it :fp:


It is your duty to swap the sign to the other box :lol:

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by kazanova_Frankenstein » Tue May 19, 2020 10:41 am

Or put an identical one on the other letter box. It will end up like something out of Labyrinth.

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by KK » Wed May 20, 2020 12:55 pm

My American neighbour is playing Joseph and his technicolour dreamboats again.

This bloke LIVES for the musical. It's literally the first thing he puts on in the morning.

la, la, la, la, la, la, la....JOSEPH! duh, duh duh duh....

Breakfast, lunchtime, dinner...JOSEPH! duh, duh, duh, duh.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Zilnad » Wed May 20, 2020 1:11 pm

Of all the musicals to choose from :cry:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Jenuall » Wed May 20, 2020 1:20 pm

Who wouldn't want to be woken up by these guys?!

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