The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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by Victor Mildew » Thu May 21, 2020 10:29 am

Perhaps most disturbing of all was a calendar featuring photos of the victim, and perhaps most chilling of all, his gran.

Bin bint has left some cardboard out for the recycling people today, but rather than break it down (mc hammer style) and put it in the blue bag like everyone else, she's still put the blue bag out, empty of course(becuase it lives in the top of the black bin, and that would require effort to take it out), and left the cardboard fully assembled, ready for the poor recycling guys to have to deal with.

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by Drumstick » Thu May 21, 2020 10:31 am

Victor Mildew wrote:left the cardboard fully assembled, ready for the poor recycling guys to have to deal with.

They don't take it here if you do that.

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by Victor Mildew » Thu May 21, 2020 10:47 am

Also, most of the road puts their recycling out the night before, but doesn't secure it with a net, so you end up with all sorts of crap on the lawn in the morning. Today I found a polystyrene block, an empty salmon tin, and the disc for black ops 3 on ps4 :lol: The disc was damaged, but ffs :fp:

I wish this thread existed back when the house next to bin bint was rented by this guy who used to obsess over his cars, endlessly faffing with them, stripping them down and putting them back together again. These were just bog standard every day cars too, nothing worth that level of hassle. He'd do this thing where he'd spend all day faffing, clearly be finally done with it, then just as he was about to go in the front of the house he'd stop, turn, put his hands on his hips and sigh before going back and faffing again. One time he did this and on his second return he took all the seats out and the doors off to vacuum it :lol:

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by Vermilion » Thu May 21, 2020 2:40 pm

Some dickhead is now filling the street with smoke from a bonfire, and i don't even know who's doing it. :x

I swear it would be possible to play anti-social behaviour bingo on this street.

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by Dual » Thu May 21, 2020 2:44 pm

Vermilion wrote:Some dickhead is now filling the street with smoke from a bonfire, and i don't even know who's doing it. :x

I swear it would be possible to play anti-social behaviour bingo on this street.


You've reminded me I've got some garden waste I need to burn. Will wait for the family next door to get comfortable on their patio tonight before lighting up.

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by Knoyleo » Thu May 21, 2020 2:51 pm

Dual wrote:
Vermilion wrote:Some dickhead is now filling the street with smoke from a bonfire, and i don't even know who's doing it. :x

I swear it would be possible to play anti-social behaviour bingo on this street.


You've reminded me I've got some garden waste I need to burn. Will wait for the family next door to get comfortable on their patio tonight before lighting up.

Make sure you wait until everyone has their laundry out to dry as well, and all their windows open.

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by Dual » Thu May 21, 2020 2:58 pm

Knoyleo wrote:
Dual wrote:
Vermilion wrote:Some dickhead is now filling the street with smoke from a bonfire, and i don't even know who's doing it. :x

I swear it would be possible to play anti-social behaviour bingo on this street.


You've reminded me I've got some garden waste I need to burn. Will wait for the family next door to get comfortable on their patio tonight before lighting up.

Make sure you wait until everyone has their laundry out to dry as well, and all their windows open.


Thanks mate will do. I'll try to time it with tonight's clapping as well.

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by <]:^D » Thu May 21, 2020 4:17 pm

Red wrote:Steve and Calvin have discovered the Beatles, which is marginally more bearable than Queen to be blasting out of their top window into the garden, making it impossible to sit out in the sun peacefully.

I also had to pass on sex earlier because they were sunbathing right outside our bedroom window and knowing there were two semi-naked chubby hairy Geordies in tiny shorts within five metres of our location was off-putting.


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by Tsunade » Fri May 22, 2020 8:26 am

Last night someone was still blasting music around here after they had been for a large portion of the afternoon (but had turned it down and you could now only just hear a slight baseline). At around midnight last night, all we could hear was an older gent shouting "turn that strawberry floating thing off you bunch of inbred bastards!" Which was then followed by a few times in about 5 minute intervals where he just shouted random words... that ended at 1am when he decided to shout "you bunch of paedos!"

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by Knoyleo » Fri May 22, 2020 8:29 am

Tsunade wrote:Last night someone was still blasting music around here after they had been for a large portion of the afternoon (but had turned it down and you could now only just hear a slight baseline). At around midnight last night, all we could hear was an older gent shouting "turn that strawberry floating thing off you bunch of inbred bastards!" Which was then followed by a few times in about 5 minute intervals where he just shouted random words... that ended at 1am when he decided to shout "you bunch of paedos!"

Might try this next time my neighbour's hearing aid fails and she's watching Emmerdale full blast at 1am.

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by Moggy » Fri May 22, 2020 8:41 am

I have a twat of a neighbour at the moment, he seems to think 11pm to 1am is the best time to do DIY. Who the strawberry float thinks "hmm it's midnight, best get the drill out!".

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by Vermilion » Fri May 22, 2020 8:57 am

Moggy wrote:Who the strawberry float thinks "hmm it's midnight, best get the drill out!".


Degenerate Neighbour Bloke's done that before.

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by Balladeer » Fri May 22, 2020 8:59 am

Vermilion wrote:
Moggy wrote:Who the strawberry float thinks "hmm it's midnight, best get the drill out!".


Degenerate Neighbour Bloke's done that before.

I presumed he engaged in a different kind of drilling at midnight.

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by Vermilion » Fri May 22, 2020 9:04 am

Balladeer wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Moggy wrote:Who the strawberry float thinks "hmm it's midnight, best get the drill out!".


Degenerate Neighbour Bloke's done that before.

I presumed he engaged in a different kind of drilling at midnight.


Depends on his mood i suspect.

Not heard any activity lately though so it's likely he was dumped.

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by Drumstick » Fri May 22, 2020 9:42 am

Tsunade wrote:Last night someone was still blasting music around here after they had been for a large portion of the afternoon (but had turned it down and you could now only just hear a slight baseline). At around midnight last night, all we could hear was an older gent shouting "turn that strawberry floating thing off you bunch of inbred bastards!" Which was then followed by a few times in about 5 minute intervals where he just shouted random words... that ended at 1am when he decided to shout "you bunch of paedos!"

WTF :lol:

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by Zilnad » Fri May 22, 2020 4:57 pm

Our neighbour started shouting our names over the fence yesterday to get our attention. We had our back door open because of the heat but we were inside, working. I don't find that kind of thing acceptable in any scenario. I'm in my home/garden in my own privacy. You have no right to peer over the fence and start calling for us to come talk to you.

We both completely ignored her so hopefully it won't happen again. The fact that my wife is shielding and this stupid old bitch continues to break all social distancing rules, having people over to her house constantly, just made it even more annoying.

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by hamm sandwich » Fri May 22, 2020 6:05 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:Also, most of the road puts their recycling out the night before, but doesn't secure it with a net, so you end up with all sorts of crap on the lawn in the morning. Today I found a polystyrene block, an empty salmon tin, and the disc for black ops 3 on ps4 :lol: The disc was damaged, but ffs :fp:

I wish this thread existed back when the house next to bin bint was rented by this guy who used to obsess over his cars, endlessly faffing with them, stripping them down and putting them back together again. These were just bog standard every day cars too, nothing worth that level of hassle. He'd do this thing where he'd spend all day faffing, clearly be finally done with it, then just as he was about to go in the front of the house he'd stop, turn, put his hands on his hips and sigh before going back and faffing again. One time he did this and on his second return he took all the seats out and the doors off to vacuum it :lol:


We have a neighbour just like that. He has two motorbikes and each morning around 7 he’s in there taking them apart, drilling, revving, grinding and spraying each and every day. When he finally gets round to riding them he’s always back within around 15 minutes confirming his total lack of imagination. We live in a fairly densely packed suburban cul de sac and his garage is right next to our downstairs toilet. Fortunately, his routine coincides with mine and most days I find myself muttering “smell my gooseberry fool you strawberry floater” when I open the window extra wide after a deposit.

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by Green Gecko » Sat May 23, 2020 2:13 pm

Zilnad wrote:Our neighbour started shouting our names over the fence yesterday to get our attention. We had our back door open because of the heat but we were inside, working. I don't find that kind of thing acceptable in any scenario. I'm in my home/garden in my own privacy. You have no right to peer over the fence and start calling for us to come talk to you.

We both completely ignored her so hopefully it won't happen again. The fact that my wife is shielding and this stupid old bitch continues to break all social distancing rules, having people over to her house constantly, just made it even more annoying.

I agree. If she wants your attention she should come and call on your front door like a normal person, not that you have to answer, or write to you.

She sounds like an arse so just ignore her and she'll realise you don't want much to do with her.

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by Prototype » Sat May 23, 2020 2:54 pm

Zilnad wrote:Our neighbour started shouting our names over the fence yesterday to get our attention. We had our back door open because of the heat but we were inside, working. I don't find that kind of thing acceptable in any scenario. I'm in my home/garden in my own privacy. You have no right to peer over the fence and start calling for us to come talk to you.

We both completely ignored her so hopefully it won't happen again. The fact that my wife is shielding and this stupid old bitch continues to break all social distancing rules, having people over to her house constantly, just made it even more annoying.


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by Zilnad » Sat May 23, 2020 4:09 pm

Funnily enough, that is my name :lol:


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