The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Albear » Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:13 pm

Feels like a major spider situation :dread:

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by Jenuall » Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:16 pm

Albear wrote:Feels like a major spider situation :dread:

It was like that scene from Temple of Doom at one point, bugs suddenly appeared from everywhere! :dread:

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:19 pm

The more I look at it, the more nothing seems to be at the right angle in that picture, like some log cutting escher painting

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by Jenuall » Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:21 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:Dat psp dpad themed wall :datass:

For The Brick-Layers.

Victor Mildew wrote:The more I look at it, the more nothing seems to be at the right angle in that picture, like some log cutting escher painting

Now that you mention it there is something off-kilter about it all!

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by That's not a growth » Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:35 pm

Has some utter bellend outside my window using a pressure washer for the last half an hour. It's just some massive rope that looks like he scavenged from a shipwreck. What is the strawberry floating need.

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by <]:^D » Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:49 am

yeah that picture is majorly disturbingly off angle :dread:
has your chainsaw invoked the elder gods?

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Jul 08, 2020 4:06 pm

strawberry floating strawberry float me. Leaf blower bloke is out yet again with his absurd petrol powered leaf blower, revving it and making a strawberry floating din. He was out on Monday evening using it in the same area! He has no trees, and a pretty small lawn, no reason whatsoever to be constantly using that thing.

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by Vermilion » Wed Jul 08, 2020 6:57 pm

People who use leaf blowers are morons, a lot of the time they'd have more success in completing their task by using a broom.

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by Jenuall » Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:24 am

Leaf blowers are great, sometimes I'm almost sad that with all the angle grinding and chainsawing I'm doing I barely have time to fire up the leaf blower!

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by Trelliz » Thu Jul 09, 2020 12:57 pm

Jenuall wrote:Leaf blowers are great, sometimes I'm almost sad that with all the angle grinding and chainsawing I'm doing I barely have time to fire up the leaf blower!


I dual wield a leaf blower and pressure washer at the same time, get on my level.

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by Corazon de Leon » Thu Jul 09, 2020 1:20 pm

I’ve got two really brutal neighbours - angry dad across the back, and weed smoking bloke (location undetermined). Today they have both decided to play havoc so we’ve got angry dad screaming holy hell at his kids (“WANTY FUCKEN WRAP IT SHUT THE strawberry float UP strawberry floating SHUT UP” constantly) and the house stinks of weed because I had the window open for five minutes earlier.

I wish weed smoking bloke would lend angry dad some of his stash to calm him down a bit.

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by Vermilion » Thu Jul 09, 2020 2:29 pm

If you leave your window open, it might help you feel calmer too ;)

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by Dual » Thu Jul 09, 2020 3:29 pm


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by <]:^D » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:53 pm

i love Limmy :lol:

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by Zilnad » Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:36 am

Not really a moan but our neighbours have paid Green Thumb to treat their lawn and Green Thumb have only gone and done ours as well :lol: I genuinely don't care if my lawn has weeds growing in it but I'm not going to turn down a free treatment. Thanks neighbours!

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by Jenuall » Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:52 am

Oi Oi! Cheeky free lawn treatment!

When we moved in to our house last year the previous occupants had not been very interested in the garden so the lawn was a right mess - weeds, moss and patches all over the shop. I normally like doing garden stuff myself but with moving in and decorating to do there wasn't much time so the wife decided to sign us up for Green Thumb. After 18 months of regular treatment I am pleased to say... it's looks 100 times strawberry floating worse! :x

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by Dual » Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:56 am

That green thumb has got to be the biggest con going. Our neighbour started it as well a few weeks ago and the lawn looks no better.

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by OrangeRKN » Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:57 am

The social obsession with lawn maintenance is proper fall of Rome stuff

I've never heard of Green Thumb and looked at their website... it's a hell of a marketing department they have there. It's just grass.

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by Jenuall » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:16 am

One's value and sense of self worth is determined by the relative gap between how verdant your lawn is in comparison to that of your neighbours. All else is folly.

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by Dual » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:22 am

I cut my lawn once a week in spring until the clover comes through then I leave it because that encourages the bees.


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