The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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by Green Gecko » Mon Jul 20, 2020 2:31 pm

Perhaps not with the crazy and synthesiser distortion stuff but, yeah with my more classical stuff, I've had plenty of comments from housemates etc saying it helped them fall asleep and kind of became a soudntrack for that part of their life etc. I had been playing over a decade at that point so don't take this as a point of encouragement to whack a valve amp on at 10 and practice scales / chords for 4 hours. Something I've never actually done

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Edit: Sorry MCN if that's what you've been doing, but it sounds more like you've been playing complete songs :lol:

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by Trelliz » Mon Jul 20, 2020 5:01 pm

Someone over the road is just sat in their car running the engine, having a conversation with the passenger and have been doing so for about 10 minutes. Either go somewhere or switch it off FFS. I know I should petrol bomb them from here to assert my authority, but what the actual hell are they achieving other than wasting petrol?

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by Victor Mildew » Tue Jul 21, 2020 6:11 pm

A thousand deaths upon the creators of the leaf blower and pressure washer.

BBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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by Vermilion » Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:01 pm

There's a special place in hell reserved for the inventor of leaf blowers.

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by Red » Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:14 pm

Calvin has a girlfriend! I know because I can get them having fairly functional sex while presumably trying not to alert his dad, who never leaves the house. Unfortunately for Calvin, if I can hear it, so can Steve.

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by Vermilion » Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:26 pm

Red wrote:Calvin has a girlfriend! I know because I can get them having fairly functional sex while presumably trying not to alert his dad, who never leaves the house. Unfortunately for Calvin, if I can hear it, so can Steve.


Functional sex eh, at least it wasn't ridiculous ott circus level sex that degenerate neighbour bloke was having at one point (pretty sure he got dumped not long after).

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by Red » Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:30 pm

No, this is a very functional pounding of the kind I would say does more for him than it probably does for her.

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by Red » Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:31 pm

Our old neighbours went at it far more creatively but she was so porno fake in her gasping and screaming it was hilarious.

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by Red » Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:37 pm

Hearing them strawberry float doesn't really bother me, it's more thinking about how awkward it must be doing it when your dad is watching TV in the room next door because for some reason, despite being an adult man, you still live at home. If I was her I'd not be coming back to his place.

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by Cuttooth » Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:42 pm

Wait how old is he?

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by Red » Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:44 pm

Like mid-late 20s, I would guess.

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by Vermilion » Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:46 pm

To be fair, no one that age can afford not to live at home these days, i mean hell, same thing applies to most people in higher age groups now too.

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by Green Gecko » Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:47 pm

Had a flatmate at my girlfriend's when we met who used to have a really goofy laugh while they were having sex in the other room, it was an instant boner killer and obviously that felt like the worst thing ever at the time. I would just hear that first guffaw and think NOOOOOOOO

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by Somebody Else's Problem » Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:48 pm

Trelliz wrote:Someone over the road is just sat in their car running the engine, having a conversation with the passenger and have been doing so for about 10 minutes. Either go somewhere or switch it off FFS. I know I should petrol bomb them from here to assert my authority, but what the actual hell are they achieving other than wasting petrol?


Maybe they're making sure the battery gets a good charge?

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by Vermilion » Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:49 pm

Green Gecko wrote:Had a flatmate at my girlfriend's when we met who used to have a really goofy laugh while they were having sex in the other room, it was an instant boner killer and obviously that felt like the worst thing ever at the time. I would just hear that first guffaw and think NOOOOOOOO


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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by Red » Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:50 pm

Vermilion wrote:To be fair, no one that age can afford not to live at home these days, i mean hell, same thing applies to most people in higher age groups now too.


He had a job and a BMW convertible so if he's skint it's his own fault. Also it's Newcastle, rent round here is not exactly sky high.

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by Balladeer » Wed Jul 22, 2020 8:38 am


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by Victor Mildew » Wed Jul 22, 2020 3:39 pm

Hey kids, what time is it?

That's right, it's leaf blower time! Sing along with me :toot:

BRRRRM BRRRRRMMMMMM BRR BRR BRR BRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:13 am

Oh for the love of buffalo, it's petrol leaf blower time again! Hoooraaaaay

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by Drumstick » Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:15 am

Victor Mildew wrote:Oh for the love of buffalo, it's petrol leaf blower time again! Hoooraaaaay

Do you happen to live in a particularly leafy area or is the guy just really, really bored?

Also, pics/vids please.

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