The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

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Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Drumstick » Thu Jul 30, 2020 10:13 pm

SillySprout wrote:Since confronting the neighbour a few days back, it's like living in a different neighbourhood. Have barely heard a sound out of them since. I'm astonished and wish I had done it sooner!

Hopefully stories like this give others the courage to approach inconsiderate neighbours.

Still radio silence from Cuntman. It's like he's realised that he doesn't require loud music to enjoy himself.

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by Red » Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:36 pm

Bumped into Calvin in Asda and he wasn't wearing a mask. Tut tut.

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by Vermilion » Fri Jul 31, 2020 7:54 am

Drumstick wrote:Hopefully stories like this give others the courage to approach inconsiderate neighbours.


Nah, i prefer not to receive a knuckle sandwich.

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by Balladeer » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:41 am

My problem isn’t even my neighbours any more, it’s the drunk bastards who decide to have a conversation at TOP VOLUME outside the flat at 3 in the c**ting morning.

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by Prototype » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:58 am

Drumstick wrote:Hopefully stories like this give others the courage to approach inconsiderate neighbours.


What about stories like these?

https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/07/ ... ns-madrid/

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/m ... l-22432177

https://www.odt.co.nz/star-news/star-ch ... estigation

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wale ... f-18595024

https://www.2gb.com/son-armed-with-meat ... neighbour/


That's just a quick google search for stories worldwide.

Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut unless you know precisely what you're dealing with.

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by Samuel_1 » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:07 am

Vermilion wrote:It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

Come on man, people are allowed BBQs.

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by Drumstick » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:15 am

Prototype wrote:
Drumstick wrote:Hopefully stories like this give others the courage to approach inconsiderate neighbours.


What about stories like these?

https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2020/07/ ... ns-madrid/

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/m ... l-22432177

https://www.odt.co.nz/star-news/star-ch ... estigation

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wale ... f-18595024

https://www.2gb.com/son-armed-with-meat ... neighbour/


That's just a quick google search for stories worldwide.

Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut unless you know precisely what you're dealing with.

Yeah of course, you have to know what you're dealing with. These incidents, whilst terrible, are uncommon.

Cuntman decided to play hard man this morning because the movers' van had encroached onto his drive by an inch or so. They promptly told him what to do.

What a wanker. :lol:

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by Zilnad » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:18 am

Got a bloke round fitting a new washing machine and his van is parked mostly on the grass verge outside, barely touching our neighbour's drive. But my wife has received an angry text from the neighbour telling us to "tell them to use your own drive". I can see myself going full Buffalo if they push us on this one. I've never witnessed anything so incredibly petty.

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by Prototype » Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:25 am

Zilnad wrote:Got a bloke round fitting a new washing machine and his van is parked mostly on the grass verge outside, barely touching our neighbour's drive. But my wife has received an angry text from the neighbour telling us to "tell them to use your own drive". I can see myself going full Buffalo if they push us on this one. I've never witnessed anything so incredibly petty.


See, that's just someone being a tosser and in this instance, I think you'd be justified in going round and asking them to stop harassing your wife with text messages about non-issues.

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by That's not a growth » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:39 pm

It seems kids in this area are in possession of whistles. I have no idea how many kids, or whistles. It could be only one really enthusiastic kid for all I know. But that would be enough. Thankfully it's stopped now, but it was continuous before, like it was stuck in their throat and was blown as a side effect of taking a breath.

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by Vermilion » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:42 pm

Samuel_1 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

Come on man, people are allowed BBQs.


Not when their shitty smoke fills my house, and i'm not even invited!

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by Trelliz » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:00 pm

That's not a growth wrote:It seems kids in this area are in possession of whistles. I have no idea how many kids, or whistles. It could be only one really enthusiastic kid for all I know. But that would be enough. Thankfully it's stopped now, but it was continuous before, like it was stuck in their throat and was blown as a side effect of taking a breath.


Do you live literally where I do? Yesterday was a nice coolish evening which of course meant Whistle Kid was out in force, I imagine its either the same one or similar to Rides Around the Street Constantly Hammering the Bicycle Bell Kid. Just shut the strawberry float up, holy gooseberry fool.

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by Qikz » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:17 pm

Trelliz wrote:
That's not a growth wrote:It seems kids in this area are in possession of whistles. I have no idea how many kids, or whistles. It could be only one really enthusiastic kid for all I know. But that would be enough. Thankfully it's stopped now, but it was continuous before, like it was stuck in their throat and was blown as a side effect of taking a breath.


Do you live literally where I do? Yesterday was a nice coolish evening which of course meant Whistle Kid was out in force, I imagine its either the same one or similar to Rides Around the Street Constantly Hammering the Bicycle Bell Kid. Just shut the strawberry float up, holy gooseberry fool.


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by That's not a growth » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:52 pm

Trelliz wrote:
That's not a growth wrote:It seems kids in this area are in possession of whistles. I have no idea how many kids, or whistles. It could be only one really enthusiastic kid for all I know. But that would be enough. Thankfully it's stopped now, but it was continuous before, like it was stuck in their throat and was blown as a side effect of taking a breath.


Do you live literally where I do? Yesterday was a nice coolish evening which of course meant Whistle Kid was out in force, I imagine its either the same one or similar to Rides Around the Street Constantly Hammering the Bicycle Bell Kid. Just shut the strawberry float up, holy gooseberry fool.


Thankfully I've not also had to deal with a bicycle bell, yet. But I do get twats driving around on shitty motorbikes revving the engine continuously, which is probably the teenage version.

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by Red » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:59 pm

10pm, ideal time for Calvin to crack out the drone in the back garden.

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by Samuel_1 » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:12 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Samuel_1 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

Come on man, people are allowed BBQs.


Not when their shitty smoke fills my house, and i'm not even invited!

Would you want to go to a bint BBQ?

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by Qikz » Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:30 am

Samuel_1 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Samuel_1 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

Come on man, people are allowed BBQs.


Not when their shitty smoke fills my house, and i'm not even invited!

Would you want to go to a bint BBQ?


They could at least toss him a sausage.

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by Vermilion » Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:36 am

Samuel_1 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Samuel_1 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

Come on man, people are allowed BBQs.


Not when their shitty smoke fills my house, and i'm not even invited!

Would you want to go to a bint BBQ?


Not in the slightest, but she could have at least had the decency to extended an invite.

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by Samuel_1 » Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:59 am

Vermilion wrote:
Samuel_1 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Samuel_1 wrote:
Vermilion wrote:It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

Come on man, people are allowed BBQs.


Not when their shitty smoke fills my house, and i'm not even invited!

Would you want to go to a bint BBQ?


Not in the slightest, but she could have at least had the decency to extended an invite.

Burger through the letter box? ;)

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by Jenuall » Sat Aug 01, 2020 12:15 pm

Burgers in the letter box and letters in the poo box, that's the way to do it

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