The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
Total votes: 25
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Moggy » Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:12 pm

Jenuall wrote:Burgers in the letter box and letters in the poo box, that's the way to do it


You forgot bog roll in the fridge.

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by Victor Mildew » Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:19 pm

I trimmed my bush in full view of the street this morning. I waited until 10 before unleashing my chopper like a considerate neighbour.

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by kazanova_Frankenstein » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:01 pm

<Pulls a stitch running to the no context thread>

Noise cancelling headphones are the saviour of relaxing in the garden.

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by Vermilion » Sat Aug 01, 2020 6:38 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:I trimmed my bush in full view of the street this morning. I waited until 10 before unleashing my chopper like a considerate neighbour.


I refuse to take that master bait.

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by <]:^D » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:40 pm

Ad did you film yourself trimming your bush?

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by Victor Mildew » Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:11 pm

<]:^D wrote:Ad did you film yourself trimming your bush?


Check your PMs

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by Zilnad » Mon Aug 03, 2020 11:52 am

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Zilnad wrote:Got a bloke round fitting a new washing machine and his van is parked mostly on the grass verge outside, barely touching our neighbour's drive. But my wife has received an angry text from the neighbour telling us to "tell them to use your own drive". I can see myself going full Buffalo if they push us on this one. I've never witnessed anything so incredibly petty.


See, that's just someone being a tosser and in this instance, I think you'd be justified in going round and asking them to stop harassing your wife with text messages about non-issues.


I missed it but apparently the stupid, fat bitch just came out and accosted my wife while she was weeding our front garden. Her complaints were all full of two faced bullshit like "let's not fall out". I'm going to leave it as my wife dealt with it already but if gooseberry fool like this starts becoming regular I will absolutely be kicking off. I've never liked them anywhere as they are the nosiest people I've ever known.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Victor Mildew » Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:29 am

Well it appears me waiting until at least 10 to do gardening is being too considerate as the lawn mowers are out already. I'll be strimming earlier tomorrow then.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Tomous » Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:35 am

9am is fine, especially on a weekday IMO

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by Victor Mildew » Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:37 am

Oh yeah I agree, it appears I was being overly considerate as I've not heard much activity around here before 10, especially on weekends. I'll probably start stuff at 9 now as I always prefer to get on with things.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by KK » Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:01 am

There's a bloke down my road, let's call him Fence Panel Bloke, that for the past 3 or so months now has had a wooden fence panel attached to the roof of his small car. Why he hasn't taken it off yet, I do not know.

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by Chocolate-Milk » Fri Aug 07, 2020 1:21 pm

Keeps the rain off

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by Victor Mildew » Fri Aug 07, 2020 1:23 pm

Hipster sunroof

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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by Vermilion » Fri Aug 07, 2020 7:47 pm

It's been stupid hot today, which means stupid neighbours too, had screaming brats and bonfires to deal with today.

Utter wankers.

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by Qikz » Fri Aug 07, 2020 8:09 pm

Vermilion wrote:It's been stupid hot today, which means stupid neighbours too, had screaming brats and bonfires to deal with today.

Utter wankers.


Bonfires? Why the strawberry float would someone light a fire when it's this hot.

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by Vermilion » Fri Aug 07, 2020 8:10 pm

Qikz wrote:
Vermilion wrote:It's been stupid hot today, which means stupid neighbours too, had screaming brats and bonfires to deal with today.

Utter wankers.


Bonfires? Why the strawberry float would someone light a fire when it's this hot.


The same people who did it during the really hot spell last week.

I don't even know which house is doing it, all i see is the smoke rising above the trees.

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by Jenuall » Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:36 pm

Neighbours a few doors down currently out in their garden with goodness knows how many people around talking gooseberry fool really loudly and listening at full blast to the worst selection of music since Status Quo tried to put together a greatest hits album.

Bunch of banana splits

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by Vermilion » Sat Aug 08, 2020 7:50 am

Jenuall wrote:the worst selection of music since Status Quo tried to put together a greatest hits album.


Reggie Wilson Plays the Lift Music Classics?

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by Victor Mildew » Sat Aug 08, 2020 7:56 am

Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:the worst selection of music since Status Quo tried to put together a greatest hits album.


Reggie Wilson Plays the Lift Music Classics?


That deserves four hours WOO

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Winckle » Sat Aug 08, 2020 8:02 am

Vermilion wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Vermilion wrote:It's been stupid hot today, which means stupid neighbours too, had screaming brats and bonfires to deal with today.

Utter wankers.


Bonfires? Why the strawberry float would someone light a fire when it's this hot.


The same people who did it during the really hot spell last week.

I don't even know which house is doing it, all i see is the smoke rising above the trees.

Could that not just be a charcoal barbecue?


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