The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
Total votes: 25
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Cuttooth » Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:34 pm

Vermilion wrote:No one would dare to nick a car here, as our local warden AKA Stool Bloke would see them.

My street really is something else, I have degenerate neighbour bloke joined one side (who's tumble dryer needs shooting), I have the woman (and her many friends) in my last post the other, then there's the fat cow (a karen who is actually called karen), then there's the drunken skank who made a spectacle of herself at the VE day carbecue piss up, and then of course there's Stool Bloke himself, who just the other day, plonked himself on the pavement in the middle of a rainstorm during a lockdown.

I mean jeezus, i don't think anyone else here has such a high number of bellend neighbours.

Pretty obvious why he was sitting in the rain. :cry:

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by Albear » Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:36 pm

Sounds like a drug deal.

I imagine.

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by Vermilion » Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:40 am

Cuttooth wrote:Pretty obvious why he was sitting in the rain. :cry:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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by imbusydoctorwho » Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:15 pm

The Woman across the road has had 4 deliveries of Costa today, seriously how many coffee does one person need?

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by Vermilion » Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:16 pm

imbusydoctorwho wrote:The Woman across the road has had 4 deliveries of Costa today, seriously how many coffee does one person need?


Perhaps the courier is just pretending to be from Costa, and it's actually hard drugs instead?

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by Victor Mildew » Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:19 pm

ESSENTIAL WORKERS

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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by imbusydoctorwho » Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:22 pm

Vermilion wrote:
imbusydoctorwho wrote:The Woman across the road has had 4 deliveries of Costa today, seriously how many coffee does one person need?


Perhaps the courier is just pretending to be from Costa, and it's actually hard drugs instead?


Makes me laugh as she's just come home with her kid and brought a load of Costa home with her as well, she regularly has multiple takeaway's a day. I remember I once asked her about all these takeaways and she said it's allows her to have more time for herself and it's cheaper than cooking.

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by Moggy » Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:31 pm

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by <]:^D » Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:44 pm

ordering Costa Coffee? :lol:
that is ridiculous im sorry - make it yourself

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by Zilnad » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:13 pm

But it allows more time to yourself and it's cheaper.

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by Albear » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:35 pm

Sounds like a drug deal.

I imagine

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by Chocolate-Milk » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:43 pm

Is it strawberry float cheaper, what the hell is she ordering? :lol:

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by Vermilion » Sat Jan 30, 2021 7:45 am

It's the weekend again, which can only mean two things.

Stuck at home because lockdown, and the constant bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of degenerate neighbour bloke's tumble dryer.

I suspect it'll likely be running for 6-9 hours today.

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Victor Mildew
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by Victor Mildew » Sun Jan 31, 2021 2:26 pm

Apparently someone has just tried to break in to MP bloke's house while they're in there. Also last night someone was in somebody's garden, and someone else saw somebody looking over their wall about 4 houses up.

:dread:

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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by Vermilion » Sun Jan 31, 2021 2:31 pm

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, sorry Ad, couldn't hear you for the tumble dry... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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by Zilnad » Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:56 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:Apparently someone has just tried to break in to MP bloke's house while they're in there. Also last night someone was in somebody's garden, and someone else saw somebody looking over their wall about 4 houses up.

:dread:


You're safer now than you've ever been. Criminals rarely strike the same place twice.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by McCoughlan » Thu Feb 04, 2021 4:48 am

I live in a house attached to two other. There's four spaces in the parking lot in front of the house. So naturally the lady next door parks in the middle of the lot at a slope so that she's taking up all four spaces :lol:

Seriously though, not much to complain about. Had some difficult housemates who moved out in like May of last year and ever since this house has been like my haven lockdown after lockdown after lockdown

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by DarkRula » Thu Feb 04, 2021 9:36 am

Sounds like a dream, LightWanderer. Although, there are other housemates still, right?

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by McCoughlan » Thu Feb 04, 2021 10:08 am

DarkRula wrote:Sounds like a dream, LightWanderer. Although, there are other housemates still, right?


No but there are neighbours. I like my privacy and this Lockdown is easier cause I'm more used to online video calling so not as lonely. October/November lockdown was rough but this lockdown is peaceful. Things always get better :D

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by imbusydoctorwho » Thu Feb 04, 2021 1:39 pm

Another day, another Costa delivery, but instead the Costa delivery guy knocked on my door today with 5 bags of Costa, I said to him it's not me it's the woman across the road.
She come running out her house, shouting she wants her coffee, I said to the guy that's her and shut the door.

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