The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

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Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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by Tomous » Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:35 pm

Then fair enough, they're wankers

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by imbusydoctorwho » Wed Mar 31, 2021 6:16 pm

Costa Woman has had a hard old day, she's still been sitting outside the house scoffing KFC and drinking her 5 large Costa drinks whilst laying in the sun on her deckchair. She's about 25 stone and she wears a bikini.

Anyway she's been doing some cooking today, she made homemade cream eggs. She puts hole in the top of the Easter egg and then pours raw egg yoke in and then eats it. Her and her equally sized daughter had about 3 large sized eggs each with yoke in today.

This afternoon she was too tired to go in the house and up the stairs to go for a crap, so she did it on the front garden in front of all the neighbours.

Anyway we've found out her lads car has been Sorn, and she's been using it to take her kids to school. So when she uses the car again we're going to report her.

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by Squinty » Wed Mar 31, 2021 6:21 pm

How the hell are the council not involved in this already? She's literally dumping in her front garden like a dog.

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Mar 31, 2021 6:25 pm

Stool bint

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by imbusydoctorwho » Wed Mar 31, 2021 6:49 pm

Squinty wrote:How the hell are the council not involved in this already? She's literally dumping in her front garden like a dog.


Council honestly don't care, we reported her for rats and rubbish a few years ago. And they hired a firm to clean her house out and put her in a hotel for a few days. They won't punish her, they just give her money and give in to her, so she doesn't learn her lesson.

The council actually said we should help her out and the neighbours are partially to blame for the issue

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by Tomous » Wed Mar 31, 2021 6:51 pm

imbusydoctorwho wrote:Costa Woman has had a hard old day, she's still been sitting outside the house scoffing KFC and drinking her 5 large Costa drinks whilst laying in the sun on her deckchair. She's about 25 stone and she wears a bikini.

Anyway she's been doing some cooking today, she made homemade cream eggs. She puts hole in the top of the Easter egg and then pours raw egg yoke in and then eats it. Her and her equally sized daughter had about 3 large sized eggs each with yoke in today.

This afternoon she was too tired to go in the house and up the stairs to go for a crap, so she did it on the front garden in front of all the neighbours.

Anyway we've found out her lads car has been Sorn, and she's been using it to take her kids to school. So when she uses the car again we're going to report her.



What the strawberry float have I just read :slol:

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by Vermilion » Wed Mar 31, 2021 6:55 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:Stool bint


Literally. :lol:

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by Zilnad » Wed Mar 31, 2021 6:58 pm

She crapped in her front garden?! Did she get someone to shovel it up or did she just leave it there?! Did she not wipe?!

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by hamm sandwich » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:04 pm

imbusydoctorwho wrote:Costa Woman has had a hard old day, she's still been sitting outside the house scoffing KFC and drinking her 5 large Costa drinks whilst laying in the sun on her deckchair. She's about 25 stone and she wears a bikini.

Anyway she's been doing some cooking today, she made homemade cream eggs. She puts hole in the top of the Easter egg and then pours raw egg yoke in and then eats it. Her and her equally sized daughter had about 3 large sized eggs each with yoke in today.

This afternoon she was too tired to go in the house and up the stairs to go for a crap, so she did it on the front garden in front of all the neighbours.

Anyway we've found out her lads car has been Sorn, and she's been using it to take her kids to school. So when she uses the car again we're going to report her.


I can’t be the only one who’d appreciate some photos to complement this reportage. I was cross for two hours this morning when our neighbour opportunistically popped a black bin liner in my wheelie bin as theirs was full. I’m not entirely sure why I was so cross as I’d rather the rubbish was in the bin and not the street, just not my bin. I was raging. I felt totally violated. I defiantly yanked their sack out of my black bin and thrust it down in front of their filthy, swollen “number 35” which had begun to attract flies in the unusual spring heat.

We live at the tip of a cul de sac that is a bit of a gathering point for wheelie bins and black bin day during the warmer months can be horrible. Number 35 is the worst offender and when they’re not sneakily stuffing my bin they’re spreading loosely tied black bin bags which often lead to scattered rubbish across our front garden. They generate so much waste...

Just to clarify, I don’t believe they’ve shat in my garden nor have I seen them gooseberry fool in their or any other neighbouring gardens.

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by imbusydoctorwho » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:04 pm

Zilnad wrote:She crapped in her front garden?! Did she get someone to shovel it up or did she just leave it there?! Did she not wipe?!


The crap is still there and she used a beach towel thing to clean her backside, went straight back to scoffing without washing her hands. She's waiting for the neighbours to pick it up, though the bin men come tomorrow and she said she'll ask them if we don't pick it up.

She told the old guy next door that the other day she was getting ice cream out of the freezer and found a frozen crap that had been left there for a couple of months, her lad put it in there for a joke she said.

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by Zilnad » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:10 pm

strawberry floating hell.

Reminds me of a story I heard where someone scooped the butter out of a tub, crapped in the bottom and then put the butter back over the top. Idea being that their mate would eventually scrape through the layer of butter and reach the crap beneath.

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by Somebody Else's Presents » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:15 pm

imbusydoctorwho wrote:Costa Woman has had a hard old day, she's still been sitting outside the house scoffing KFC and drinking her 5 large Costa drinks whilst laying in the sun on her deckchair. She's about 25 stone and she wears a bikini.

Anyway she's been doing some cooking today, she made homemade cream eggs. She puts hole in the top of the Easter egg and then pours raw egg yoke in and then eats it. Her and her equally sized daughter had about 3 large sized eggs each with yoke in today.

This afternoon she was too tired to go in the house and up the stairs to go for a crap, so she did it on the front garden in front of all the neighbours.

Anyway we've found out her lads car has been Sorn, and she's been using it to take her kids to school. So when she uses the car again we're going to report her.


Sounds to me like she has some severe undiagnosed mental illness going on.

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by Tomous » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:25 pm

Zilnad wrote:She crapped in her front garden?! Did she get someone to shovel it up or did she just leave it there?! Did she not wipe?!



Lets be fair. Do you think she ever wipes?

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by Drumstick » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:34 pm

Where the strawberry float do you live

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by Dual » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:36 pm

Drumstick wrote:Where the strawberry float do you live


Inside a Daily Star front page.

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by Tomous » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:37 pm

Dual wrote:
Drumstick wrote:Where the strawberry float do you live


Inside a Daily Star front page.



Sunday Sport more like

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by rinks » Wed Mar 31, 2021 7:50 pm

I think you need a script editor.

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by imbusydoctorwho » Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:25 pm

I live in a small town called Wisbech, the street I where I live is actually classed as one of the nicer places to live in the town.

The town regularly see's couple in the park shagging in the day time.

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by Return_of_the_STAR » Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:33 pm

imbusydoctorwho wrote:I live in a small town called Wisbech, the street I where I live is actually classed as one of the nicer places to live in the town.

The town regularly see's couple in the park shagging in the day time.


Dude you need to do the following three things

A) contact environmental health at your local council repeatedly

B) contact your local neighbourhood policing team repeatedly

C) contact your local anti-social unit at the local council if you have one repeatedly

Start with this link

https://www.fenland.gov.uk/antisocialbehaviour

Is she a social housing tenant? If so then the powers of doing with her are far greater.

She needs to be issued with a community protection warming notice as a very minimum.

I would also suggest a call or online referral to social services and adult safeguarding at your local authority.

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by imbusydoctorwho » Wed Mar 31, 2021 8:41 pm

The house is privately rented, and the landlord is perfectly happy with her living there.
As for reporting to the council, we have done that quite a few times and they've spoke to her and but see no issues. But aparently the school of one of her many kids are going to help her out. So we'll see what happens

Tomorrow a new family will be moving down the road, it'll be interesting to see what they'll be like.

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