The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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Total votes: 25
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by Victor Mildew » Sun Jun 13, 2021 8:34 am

Maybe he's just waiting for the right showing off opportunity again.

The keeping up with the Jones' that several houses are engaged in continues. One place gets a new big truck thing, a few days later one of the other places has the same one, but a higher spec. Original house then gets a second one for his Mrs (who never drives it), but in a different colour. Second house then gets another one. First house gets big new lawn mower and strimmer, second house follows suit. First house replaces them with petrol equivalents, second house does the same. Now we have at least half the day consisting of competitive noisey petrol fueld gardening.

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by Imrahil » Sun Jun 13, 2021 9:05 am

Gotta get your money's worth out of those needlessly OTT garden power tools!

We used to have a neighbour with a postage stamp front lawn who would spend a whole hour twice a week strimming every blade of grass.

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by Squinty » Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:53 am

Imrahil wrote:Gotta get your money's worth out of those needlessly OTT garden power tools!

We used to have a neighbour with a postage stamp front lawn who would spend a whole hour twice a week strimming every blade of grass.


The guy at the end of my house row is like this. I've seen him out at 9.00pm mowing the grass.

I call him lawn guy. He was dating this smoking hot girl and I'm pretty sure she left him because of the lawn obsession.

Victor Mildew wrote:Maybe he's just waiting for the right showing off opportunity again.

The keeping up with the Jones' that several houses are engaged in continues. One place gets a new big truck thing, a few days later one of the other places has the same one, but a higher spec. Original house then gets a second one for his Mrs (who never drives it), but in a different colour. Second house then gets another one. First house gets big new lawn mower and strimmer, second house follows suit. First house replaces them with petrol equivalents, second house does the same. Now we have at least half the day consisting of competitive noisey petrol fueld gardening.


This happens around my way. It's insane. At the moment it's those SUV things. I'm assuming people just get themselves into more and more debt doing this. It's really stupid.

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by KK » Sun Jun 13, 2021 11:29 am

I think I'm the only one down my street without a car (as I walk everywhere these days I guess that makes me legs-wanker). They're all massive, new SUVs/4x4s. The irony being they go nowhere of note beyond probably the forecourt of the local petrol station. You've got to pay a yearly fee to the council to park here too (which goes up for each vehicle owned).

The obsession with these big vehicles though like we're in the US or the outback of Australia (anyone noticed how pick-up trucks are now a thing over here?) is ridiculous. Are you a builder? No. Are you going off-road? No. Do you have a big family? No. People can't even just purchase a Mini any more, it's one of those bloated models that looks gooseberry fool.

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by Jezo » Tue Jun 15, 2021 7:35 am

Alright lads, time for some action. Second day in a row my neighbour has woken us up by working out in his garden at 6:30am. He's not blasting music or anything, but his weights make a lot of noise when he moves em around. So this is more than likely gonna have to be a brains over brawn sitcho. Current options rn are some elaborate prank to wake him up in the middle of the night, i.e. on my turf, or kidnap his son. What we thinkin?

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by That's not a growth » Tue Jun 15, 2021 7:37 am

Pour so much sand through his letter box he can't get to his front door.

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by LewisD » Tue Jun 15, 2021 7:54 am

You should cut her his face so no one will want her him.

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by Moggy » Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:30 am

If you kidnap his kid then he'll be forced to work out even more, in loud Rocky style training montages, so that he can level up and defeat you.

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by poshrule_uk » Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:31 am

Victor Mildew wrote:Maybe he's just waiting for the right showing off opportunity again.

The keeping up with the Jones' that several houses are engaged in continues. One place gets a new big truck thing, a few days later one of the other places has the same one, but a higher spec. Original house then gets a second one for his Mrs (who never drives it), but in a different colour. Second house then gets another one. First house gets big new lawn mower and strimmer, second house follows suit. First house replaces them with petrol equivalents, second house does the same. Now we have at least half the day consisting of competitive noisey petrol fueld gardening.


We we're the first people on our estate paint our front door. Very quickly most of the estate followed and most front doors are now painted.

Though this is a good thing as it does look nice.

My neighbours got a new mini last month, does this mean I need to buy a Ferrari? I really can't afford it though.

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by Squinty » Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:53 am

Moggy wrote:If you kidnap his kid then he'll be forced to work out even more, in loud Rocky style training montages, so that he can level up and defeat you.


*Runs up a mountain, gets to the top*

JEZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Jezo » Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:59 am

You make a very good point with the Rocky montage. Guess I'll have to just go with a prank

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by Victor Mildew » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:02 am

Playe the party boy music just loud enough out of the window every time he does it.

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by Drumstick » Sun Jun 20, 2021 7:34 am

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It's been too damn quiet in here recently and I for one am not happy about it.

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by DarkRula » Sun Jun 20, 2021 11:49 am

They found this place and vowed never to leave the house again to deprive us of entertainment.

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by Vermilion » Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:07 am

Not seen much of Stool Bloke lately, this does happen from time to time though, there can be a period of relative calm, before he plonks himself back out front and all hell breaks loose again.

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by Cuttooth » Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:26 am

Vermilion wrote:Not seen much of Stool Bloke lately, this does happen from time to time though, there can be a period of relative calm, before he plonks himself back out front and all hell breaks loose again.

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All hell breaks loose from him sitting around? :lol:

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by Qikz » Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:32 am

Vermilion wrote:Not seen much of Stool Bloke lately, this does happen from time to time though, there can be a period of relative calm, before he plonks himself back out front and all hell breaks loose again.


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by Benzin » Mon Jun 21, 2021 1:01 pm

Qikz wrote:
Vermilion wrote:Not seen much of Stool Bloke lately, this does happen from time to time though, there can be a period of relative calm, before he plonks himself back out front and all hell breaks loose again.


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Wouldn't you be if you had a feeling someone was watching you and reporting your activity to a gaming forum?

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by Vermilion » Mon Jun 21, 2021 2:26 pm

Qikz wrote:Image


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Also, just out of curiosity, does anyone know of a way whereby it is possible to anonymously have a giant heap of horse manure dumped on someone's front lawn?

Just curious, y'know, for academic purposes of course.

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by Tomous » Mon Jun 21, 2021 2:27 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Qikz wrote:Image


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Also, just out of curiosity, does anyone know of a way whereby it is possible to anonymously have a giant heap of horse manure dumped on someone's front lawn?

Just curious, y'know, for academic purposes of course.




I know of an extremely good method, you just need to get hold of a few horses and some laxatives

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