The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
Total votes: 25
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Victor Mildew » Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:46 pm

Begun the gnome wars have

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by Kezzer » Wed Sep 09, 2020 8:25 am

Vermi is stool bloke!

This post is exempt from the No Context Thread.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Tsunade » Wed Sep 09, 2020 8:54 am

Kezzer wrote:Vermi is stool bloke!

I've been saying this for ages now :lol: we need photo proof that vermy isn't stool bloke, otherwise this theory will never come off the table. His reflection in the window of a photo of stooly would do!

Ludo is gooseberry fool!
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Vermilion » Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:51 pm

Good thing i rescued the gnome when i did, just now the lorry arrived and took the skip away.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Victor Mildew » Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:53 pm

Vermilion wrote:Good thing i rescued the gnome when i did, just now the lorry arrived and took the skip away.


Did you manage to jump put of it in time?

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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by Vermilion » Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:54 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:
Vermilion wrote:Good thing i rescued the gnome when i did, just now the lorry arrived and took the skip away.


Did you manage to jump put of it in time?


No, am currently on my way to the tip.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Victor Mildew » Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:55 pm

Jump out of the back on the stool bloke trike and ride to freedom!

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Jenuall » Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:29 pm

:lol:

Hopefully stool bloke didn't ditch any of his other precious items, I don't think I could cope with the coming winter months if this guy doesn't show up:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:48 pm

I actually quite like him.

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by Balladeer » Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:50 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Balladeer wrote:Mods please change Vermilion’s title from ‘Member’ to ‘Gnome Saver’ thanking you.


I would humbly accept this title.

Close enough.

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Sep 09, 2020 3:51 pm

Jenuall wrote::lol:

Hopefully stool bloke didn't ditch any of his other precious items, I don't think I could cope with the coming winter months if this guy doesn't show up:

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:lol:

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Vermilion » Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:01 pm

Balladeer wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Balladeer wrote:Mods please change Vermilion’s title from ‘Member’ to ‘Gnome Saver’ thanking you.


I would humbly accept this title.

Close enough.


...and i love it. :D

I've now decided that when i am able to get the equipment, i'm going to give the gnome a fresh coat of paint as it's looking pretty weathered in places.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Qikz » Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:09 pm

Jenuall wrote::lol:

Hopefully stool bloke didn't ditch any of his other precious items, I don't think I could cope with the coming winter months if this guy doesn't show up:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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by Vermilion » Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:13 pm

I didn't see the wooden reindeer get the boot, so hopefully he is still safely tucked up in Stool Bloke's garage.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Victor Mildew » Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:51 pm

Bin bint's dad out strimming those hedges to make sure they look like green wheelie bins :lol:

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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by Trelliz » Thu Sep 10, 2020 5:43 pm

Just seen the goddamn logo :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Zilnad » Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:44 am

Just looked up from my music to find my garden strewn with conifer branches. One of the neighbours has only gone and took it upon themselves to cut off the tops of our strawberry floating conifers.

We were going to get them done soon anyway. We get them done every year but we were a bit delayed because of a strawberry floating pandemic.

My wife went into the garden and expressed our irritation to them and luckily it all seemed to remain amicable but it's still really pissed me off.

If they'd have asked if they could trim them I'd have just said yes and there wouldn't have been a problem but it's the fact they never even bothered to check that it was alright to do. And of course, we back onto two gardens so now we have lopsided trees as they could only reach the ones on their side. Idiots!

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Jenuall » Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:48 am

Are the parts of the tree they are cutting in your garden or does it hang over into theirs?

By rights neighbours are allowed to chop down anything that crosses the boundary into their property (as long as they return the cuttings to the owner), but if they are reaching over and cutting parts that are wholly within your own property then that's definitely not on! :lol:

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Zilnad » Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:50 am

They're in our garden and he's reaching over. Otherwise I wouldn't have given two gooseberry fools. Oh well, I guess I'll have to book a man in to even them out soon.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Jenuall » Fri Sep 11, 2020 10:52 am

Yeah that's just a dick move then! :lol:

They could have at least tried to talk to you about it first! I get that these situations can come up - we had something like this with one of our neighbours where their trees blocked basically all the light into our garden but we were able to chat to them about it and come to an agreement on things, we didn't just start chopping down their bloody trees!


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