The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Victor Mildew]

Aaaaaand the hammering has started

[Jenuall]

I bought a chainsaw recently as there is a tree in my garden that I've been desperate to cut down for ages now. Got it set up and tested it out yesterday, strawberry float me is it loud!

I'm definitely going to be pissing off some neighbours when I get this job going.

[Vermilion]

It's quiet here this morning!

[Qikz]

Aaaaaand the hammering has started

Other day someone was hammering and it felt like they started first thing in the morning and didn't stop until the evening. What were they even hammering for that long?

[Vermilion]

I'm definitely going to be pissing off some neighbours when I get this job going.

It'll definitely get their feckles up.

[Jenuall]

I'm definitely going to be pissing off some neighbours when I get this job going.

It'll definitely get their feckles up.

It's hackles you moron! It really gets your hackles up. There's no such word as "feckles"!

[Vermilion]

I'm definitely going to be pissing off some neighbours when I get this job going.

It'll definitely get their feckles up.

It's hackles you moron! It really gets your hackles up. There's no such word as "feckles"!

Feckles, heckles, hackles, schmeckles. Whatever the hell they are, they're up right now and pointed at you, buddy!

[Victor Mildew]

Gentlemen, your conversation makes for interesting listening.

[Victor Mildew]

Now the angle grinder is out!

All day every strawberry floating day Jesus Christ

[Prototype]

Now the angle grinder is out!

All day every strawberry floating day Jesus Christ

Are they property developers?

[Poncho]

Aaaaaand the hammering has started

Sounds like you live with a bunch of Skyrim NPCs.

[Red]

DJ Calvin has been blasting out the choons in the garden since 9am. Tried to have a nice breakfast out the back but have retreated indoors to work as it was completely unbearable.

[Drumstick]

It's bliss here. No noise whatsoever.

[Zaichik]

The evening was very warm last night, but we had to keep our windows closed because some selfish banana split lit a bonfire and the smoke triggered my wife's asthma, in addition to stinking the house out. Surely, in this day and age, burning garden waste should be banned.

[Victor Mildew]

Now the angle grinder is out!

All day every strawberry floating day Jesus Christ

Are they property developers?

They've slowly turned everything a combination of black, white and chrome, in that way young people think is trendy, so I think so.

[Jenuall]

I'm not sure that even is seen as trendy any more, maybe 5-10 years ago!

[Victor Mildew]

I'm not sure that even is seen as trendy any more, maybe 5-10 years ago!

On of my mates did this to an old bungalow. Did a fantastic job of it, but it was in an old people's area and the only people that were going to buy there were old people (Qikz this is outside of London btw), so when people were looking around it to buy, they all said they'd have to redecorate the whole thing. He got so offended and couldn't understand why people didn't like it.

[Drumstick]

Now the angle grinder is out!

All day every strawberry floating day Jesus Christ

Are they property developers?

They've slowly turned everything a combination of black, white and chrome, in that way young people think is trendy, so I think so.

Pics/Videos of the noise and the black/chrome/white?

You should send Preezy's missus over to have a word.

(Qikz this is outside of London btw)

[Vermilion]

It's bliss here. No noise whatsoever.

Same, for this area though, it is highly unusual.

[Drumstick]

Oh that soon changed. Party Bloke (now renamed Cuntman) has got one of his moron friends over. Boom-boom music went on right away.