The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Victor Mildew]

If she'd asked me to cook for her I'd have told her to strawberry float off and die like the sponge she is.

That's absolute bollocks, there's no way she knows what a sponge is.

MAYB SHE SHUOLD CHEQUE DA LOW KAL FACEBOOK GRUUPZ C IFF SUM1 IS GIVEN AWAI DA SPONG

After experiencing a lifetime of a banana split like that with my sister, I have zero tollernce for it. Tell her to strawberry float off you waste of space.

[Bob Page]

The only real people that sorted her out was the RSPCA as last year when she clearing out her garage they found a dead cat in a bag of rubbish. I know she'll be quiet for the next fortnite as the kids are off, so she'll go down the seaside everyday.

One of the neighbours had a few chairs outside to give away for free, she nabbed them and put them on the local Facebook page and sold them for £30 each.

Today she's had 2 deliveries of Costa, and a KFC guy has just dropped off a bag of stuff. She'll have Fish and Chips for tea as she has that everyday. I remember she had to ask a neighbour to cook for her on Christmas day as she can't cook, they only lived off pot noodles.

We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again, a new age.

[Dual]

[Rocsteady]

Waste of time with social services as we've done that before and she's classed as a "fit" parent, as for the Council, the guy next door said they're suppose to be getting someone after lockdown to help her with looking after her house, like cleaning, preparing meals and the like.

The Police has been round there quite a few times and nothing has actually come of it, about 5 years ago she beat up her then current partner, she hit a elderly woman who use to live down here and they even had a apparent drug bust searching the property, but nothing happened to her.

I do know the school for one of her kids is helping her out, she gets food bank delivered, free hot meals from a local takeaway place and they even feed her at breakfast and when she picks the kids up. They even buy her a takeaway Costa with her meal.

Today she's asked if all the neighbours will buy her and her brood Easter Eggs, we told her to bugger off.

Is she coming round and knocking on your doors? Like someone else said, I never interact with my neighbours.

[Victor Mildew]

Happy 'pressure washer/leaf blower/noisey DIY that could have been done indoors now being done in the garden' day everyone

[Jenuall]

I had the leaf blower out on the weekend, had to turn my music up really loud so I could hear it whilst working

[Tomous]

Happy 'pressure washer/leaf blower/noisey DIY that could have been done indoors now being done in the garden' day everyone

Leaf blowing doesn't work as nearly as well indoors to be fair

[Zilnad]

Just caught the tail end of a conversation between the neighbours and their friends that ended with "bigger than ******", yes, it rhymed.

The bloke said it twice too before one of the party started "shh"ing loudly.

I'm so angry and disgusted. I wanted to call them out over the fence but I was close to seeing red that I had to walk away as I couldn't see a good outcome to me going Drummy. I mean, I know you have to challenge this kind of gooseberry fool but I don't think I would've made the situation any better.

I was ranting a bit to myself afterwards, "scum, subhuman scum" so whether they heard or not, I don't know. I'm still seething now.

I've always liked to keep to myself in regards to neighbours anyway but that's strawberry floating done it.

Ironic that the bloke who lives there is an immigrant himself.

[Drumstick]

Sounds like you need to move house as well as job.

[Zilnad]

They're retired so hopefully they'll keep to themselves and die before I have to consider moving

[Jenuall]

Bigger than Trigger

[Victor Mildew]

And then trigger makes a face.

That is appaling though, strawberry float people like that. If they're infringing on rules in any way, dob them in, or just phone the non emergency police line and say you can hear racist hate speech somewhere close by.

[Zilnad]

I don't know about everybody else but I just can't abide Only Fools And Horses fans!

[Jenuall]

Just play it cool Zilnad, just play it cool

[Victor Mildew]

I don't know about everybody else but I just can't abide Only Fools And Horses fans!

If that's not your thing, may I reccomend the gospel according to Chris Moyles? In the words of Davina McCall, it's "buttock clenchingly honest"

[Vermilion]

Forget Only Fools, it was clearly 'Bigger than Tigger'

[Jenuall]

I think we all know what the wonderful thing about Tigger's is.

[Zilnad]

Why is that Tigger brown? I thought he was normally orange.

[Jenuall]

What Tigger gets up to in his own time is up to him

[That's not a growth]

Why is that Tigger brown? I thought he was normally orange.

You can't just going around asking a Tigger why they're brown