The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Jenuall]

Good work, she deserves to be dobbed in for that.

Regarding the "village biker" phenomenon, one of my friends has recently morphed into this guy. We used to live quite near them but they moved away a couple of years ago and his instagram account is now just full of shots of his bike:



"Beautiful evening for a ride!" #kawasaki #sunset #motorcyclelife

[Victor Mildew]

I hope he sits with it running on his driveway for hours at a time so everyone can apreciate it

[KK]

In my mind this guy you speak of looks like this:



#MillsandBoon

[imbusydoctorwho]

My dad has just come home and he can't get into the garage as someone has sprayed super glue in the key hole. Seems like it may have been in since he went to work this morning at 5am as it's dried. We're the only one to have glue in the locks no other neighbour.

strawberry floating place, this is getting on my nerves.

[rinks]

Sounds like a little someone has made your lock tight, as a reprisal for snitching. Maybe they thought you could do with some snooper glue.

[imbusydoctorwho]

Sounds like a little someone has made your lock tight, as a reprisal for snitching. Maybe they thought you could do with some snooper glue.

Was done between 6am -10am this morning as I've been sitting in the room all day since and no one was near the garage. Also didn't report her til about 12 or 1 pm.

Manage to get the lock free by using nail varnish remover, the acitone in it seemed to have done the trick.

It was certainly one of the neighbours as it's a one way road with no other access in, as we seen one of the neighbours camera footage and it was just the same the normal same folks in and out.

We believe it's either Costa Woman as she's all quiet tonight or Hyacinth the classy neighbour a few doors down as she's a bit of an oddball and she
has been doing some things to neighbours bins.

Can't prove nothing either way, strawberry floating bastard whoever it is.

[Victor Mildew]

What a shower of bastards

[Choclet-Milk]

From what you've told us about Costa Woman, I find it hard to believe she'd have either the brains or the wherewithal to do something like that.

[Green Gecko]

I think maybe you need a cheap cctv

[Victor Mildew]

I see we're now entering the period where people are returning to the office, but not changing their online ordering to mirror it, leaving us that are still working from to be the goto 'take the neighbour's orders' stop.

If I'm not going to be around, I won't order something until I am, why can't people plan for their gooseberry fool instead of "can you take an order for number 67?". No I can't, there's a strawberry floating pandemic on and I don't want to meet anyone. I'm not a strawberry floating post office.

[Prototype]

Postie: "I've got an order for number 67"

Victor: "Well you've got the wrong strawberry floating house then!"

[rinks]

“With a little understanding,
You can find the perfect blend.”

[Victor Mildew]

“With a little understanding,
You can find the perfect blend.”

strawberry float em.

Going to have to nip this in the bud now as the guy delivering brings a lot of next orders, things like that and I can see him defaulting to our place as a backup

[rinks]

I agree re the neighbours, but you don’t want to piss off the delivery guys (plus they’re having a gooseberry fool time of it).

[Tomous]

I see we're now entering the period where people are returning to the office, but not changing their online ordering to mirror it, leaving us that are still working from to be the goto 'take the neighbour's orders' stop.

If I'm not going to be around, I won't order something until I am, why can't people plan for their gooseberry fool instead of "can you take an order for number 67?". No I can't, there's a strawberry floating pandemic on and I don't want to meet anyone. I'm not a strawberry floating post office.

I mean, I agree with your point on the pandemic for sure, but it's not always easy to plan to be home for deliveries. Not everyone is Amazon, you can get quite big windows for when deliveries can arrive.

[andretmzt]

Why not take the items then when your neighbour comes to collect the items, you ask them to stop ordering stuff for when they aren't in?

[rinks]

...you can get quite big windows for when deliveries can arrive.

If the neighbours got those fitted, it would solve the problem.

[rinks]

Why not take the items then when your neighbour comes to collect the items, you ask them to stop ordering stuff for when they aren't in?

Just open the boxes. They’ll soon be deterred.

[Tomous]

...you can get quite big windows for when deliveries can arrive.

If the neighbours got those fitted, it would solve the problem.

Very good

[Victor Mildew]

I see we're now entering the period where people are returning to the office, but not changing their online ordering to mirror it, leaving us that are still working from to be the goto 'take the neighbour's orders' stop.

If I'm not going to be around, I won't order something until I am, why can't people plan for their gooseberry fool instead of "can you take an order for number 67?". No I can't, there's a strawberry floating pandemic on and I don't want to meet anyone. I'm not a strawberry floating post office.

I mean, I agree with your point on the pandemic for sure, but it's not always easy to plan to be home for deliveries. Not everyone is Amazon, you can get quite big windows for when deliveries can arrive.

Tough gooseberry fool, rearrange delivery then. If there is something arriving untracked and I miss it (rare because I plan it) then that's my fault and on me to rearrange delivery.