The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

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Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

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Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Vermilion » Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:27 pm

Car Bint returned today for the first time in ages, and left her car outside next door idling for over 30 minutes.

Feel like dobbing her in to Greta Thunberg.

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by KK » Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:30 pm

How much does it cost in real terms to do that? Just seems like a waste of petrol to me.

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by Tomous » Mon Nov 15, 2021 11:15 pm

Vermilion wrote:Car Bint returned today for the first time in ages, and left her car outside next door idling for over 30 minutes.

Feel like dobbing her in to Greta Thunberg.



Or the police, its against the highway code to leave a car running in idle

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by Vermilion » Fri Nov 19, 2021 3:12 pm

She returned and did it again today, 25 mins idling this time, haven't done anything though because i have a cold and don't need the hassle.

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by <]:^D » Sat Nov 20, 2021 11:06 am

that is just peak laziness - i dont get it

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by Vermilion » Mon Nov 22, 2021 8:17 pm

40 minutes today, this could well be a new record!

So here it is, parked and left idling almost right underneath my window while it belches out it's fumes...

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by Dual » Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:31 pm

Go and jump in it and take it for a spin.

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by Moggy » Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:33 pm

Vermilion wrote:40 minutes today, this could well be a new record!

So here it is, parked and left idling almost right underneath my window while it belches out it's fumes...

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Report her to your local council.

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by <]:^D » Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:37 pm

i would go and turn the engine off - shes unlikely to notice considering she left it idling for 40 mins

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by Zaichik » Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:25 am

Or drive it away and dump it in the nearest canal.

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by rinks » Tue Nov 23, 2021 8:27 am

Just take the keys.

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by Tomous » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:31 am

I'd leave a polite note telling her it's bad for the environment and costing her money in petrol and is illegal.

The fact that she is doing this leads me to believe she is utterly stupid, so maybe pointing this out will help.

Then if she does it again, report the thick strawberry float.

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by Vermilion » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:32 am

Moggy wrote:Report her to your local council.


Done.

Not sure if it'll make any difference though, i reported that the storm drains needed clearing a while back and naff all happened.

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by Qikz » Tue Nov 23, 2021 9:34 am

<]:^D wrote:i would go and turn the engine off - shes unlikely to notice considering she left it idling for 40 mins


I would legitimately do this as well. If she comes out and asks what the strawberry float are you doing tell her to not leave her keys in her car and it being on or someone might end up stealing it.

Either that or call 101. If it's illegal which I think it is then they'll get a fine.

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by DarkRula » Tue Nov 23, 2021 11:15 am

Grab your camera and record yourself doing a GTA. Not technically illegal (it is) if the key is in the car and it's already on. Then when asked, you can say you were filming a promotional video about car safety.

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by Green Gecko » Tue Nov 23, 2021 12:21 pm

I would just take the keys out and place them on the roof of the car, then watch as they try to find them.

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by Vermilion » Tue Nov 23, 2021 2:09 pm

The problem with actually going out there and doing something, is that the owner of the car is a Karen, and most of the time, i really don't feel like getting into a shouting match as that would be the most likely outcome.

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by Tsunade » Tue Nov 23, 2021 2:25 pm

Is it the same person as cake bint? Smash a cake on the front of it.

Ludo is gooseberry fool!
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by Drumstick » Tue Nov 23, 2021 2:27 pm

Vermilion wrote:The problem with actually going out there and doing something, is that the owner of the car is a Karen, and most of the time, i really don't feel like getting into a shouting match as that would be the most likely outcome.

Theres no requirement to actually partake in a possible shouting match. Just head back indoors.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Prototype » Tue Nov 23, 2021 2:55 pm

I've said this many times in the thread but you need to go in 100% or don't go in at all.

Reporting to the council will result in nothing. No local authority has the time to investigate something so petty (I know it's annoying and illegal but still, it's never going to be prioritised).

Writing a note is passively agressive no matter how nice you write it. And you come off as a coward because you probably won't put your name on it.

So, do nothing, or go out when she's in the car and scream at the top of your voice "HOW strawberry floating LONG ARE YOU GOING TO LEAVE THAT RUNNING OUTSIDE MY strawberry floating WINDOW?"

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