The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Zilnad]

My guess is someone has ODed in the shower.

[Prototype]

As long as the post-9pm conversation has stopped, that’s the main thing amirite

[Moggy]

Sounds to me like Jawa is under police investigation and doesn't want to continue to incriminate himself.

[Prototype]

jawa asks... for a lawyer

[Qikz]

My guess is someone has ODed in the shower.

He said no-one was in danger which I hope means nobody was hurt.

I'm guessing they went away and left a tap running by accident or something. Either that or the wet bandits have struck again.

Or y'know Jawa and his other neighbour peered through the window and saw this:

[Zaichik]

No-one's in danger because they're already dead!

[Squinty]

jawa asks... for a lawyer

[Prototype]

Please update us jawa

[Cheeky Devlin]

Joking aside I hope everything's alright.

[Knoyleo]

Jawa have you uncovered any waterboard kink fetish dungeons today?

[jawa_]

Yeah, nobody is in danger, guys. There is an issue though and the police have been notified. I'm not gonna be getting much sleep tonight; I just hope that things are quickly sorted out.

[Knoyleo]

Go on...

[Qikz]

Yeah, nobody is in danger, guys. There is an issue though and the police have been notified. I'm not gonna be getting much sleep tonight; I just hope that things are quickly sorted out.

Jawa I feel you've gotta tell us what's going on especially now you're saying you're going to lose sleep over it.

[Prototype]

[Moggy]

After building up so much suspense, Jawa's explanation better be strawberry floating spectacular.

[JCDenton]

MIB's raided the apartment, but he's alive.

[Herdanos]

jawa asks... for a lawyer

Hope you're OK jawa.
(But tell us what's going on)

[Moggy]

Everything is fine guys, no giant insects or birds have invaded my block of flats...

[The Watching Artist]

jawa asks... for a lawyer

[aayl1]

jawa asks... for a lawyer