The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Qikz]

I strawberry floating hate small dogs.

There's been a massive lab that's lived upstairs for a long time and you never hear a peep from it. Someone above me recently must've got a small dog. It's been yapping now for god damn half hour and I guess the person is out. I don't know where exactly the noise is coming from so I can't even go knock on anyones doors to say something about it.

Little dogs are so strawberry floating loud and annoying. strawberry float.

[Tomous]

I strawberry floating hate small dogs.

There's been a massive lab that's lived upstairs for a long time and you never hear a peep from it. Someone above me recently must've got a small dog. It's been yapping now for god damn half hour and I guess the person is out. I don't know where exactly the noise is coming from so I can't even go knock on anyones doors to say something about it.

Little dogs are so strawberry floating loud and annoying. strawberry float.

It's not little dogs, it's badly trained dogs

[Imrahil]

Yep, bad dog owners are a strawberry floating nightmare.

[Outrunner]

Absolutely. You don't hear a peep from my friends small dog. Conversely we used to live near someone with two badly trained German shepherds that would bark constantly.

[FatDaz]

It’s a breed thing. Some dogs are generally louder. You tend to find smaller dogs are noisier. As the owner of vocal dog I can tell you how hard it is to stop. I am very conscious of the noise and have tried everything including dog training, expensive behaviourist and watching “dogs behaving badly” on TV without success. I know in many cases bad owners don’t help leaving dogs locked up with no exercise for hours at a time. I spend a lot of time with my dog walk him multiple times per day and never leave him alone more than a few hours but if he sees a squirrel or pigeon he WILL bark.

[Stugene]

Yeah a lot of the smaller dogs were originally like "alarm dogs" where they would bark like hell if someone came near your property. I strawberry floating hate them with a passion.

[Victor Mildew]

There's usually a few gypsies that come up this was collecting scrap metal every day, so spent a while yesterday morning clearing put the garage and putting a load of stuff at the end of the drive ready for them.

They haven't been all weekend and now it looks like a bloody tip on the drive

[Zilnad]

I strawberry floating hate small dogs.

There's been a massive lab that's lived upstairs for a long time and you never hear a peep from it. Someone above me recently must've got a small dog. It's been yapping now for god damn half hour and I guess the person is out. I don't know where exactly the noise is coming from so I can't even go knock on anyones doors to say something about it.

Little dogs are so strawberry floating loud and annoying. strawberry float.

Yep, they're gooseberry fool. I have an Action Man scar from a little dog. And my brother has a little dog that is just an irritating little twat, leaping 3ft in the air to grab at you like some kind of demented fish.

[Qikz]

I strawberry floating hate small dogs.

There's been a massive lab that's lived upstairs for a long time and you never hear a peep from it. Someone above me recently must've got a small dog. It's been yapping now for god damn half hour and I guess the person is out. I don't know where exactly the noise is coming from so I can't even go knock on anyones doors to say something about it.

Little dogs are so strawberry floating loud and annoying. strawberry float.

It's not little dogs, it's badly trained dogs

Fair enough. Luckily after that it stopped barking and I haven't heard it since. I haven't heard it very often before so I wonder if someone brings it over when they visit or something, but if that is true why the strawberry float is it barking all the time.

The Lab is super well behaved I guess and well trained, but once when walking out it nearly bit me which was scary. I think I spooked it for some reason and it jumped for me.

[That's not a growth]

Lovely sunny day, main thing I can hear is a rotation through of a nail gun, circular saw, angle grinder, sander, and generator.

[Tsunade]

Lovely sunny day, main thing I can hear is a rotation through of a nail gun, circular saw, angle grinder, sander, and generator.

Thats all I can hear at my place. The downstairs flat seems to be getting completely stripped, walls included for some reason. I wouldn't mind as much if they hadn't started the work at 8am this morning!

[Victor Mildew]

The guy next door was doing this last weekend. The first genuinley nice sunny day in what seems like forever, maybe we could sit outside and have breakfast in the garden! Oh now wait, he's out at 8am pressure washing for 2 hours, and then had a cement mixer and circular saw going most of the day.

[BTB]

My neighbours next door but one are having a BBQ and blaring out Spanish euro pop style music, they keep changing the songs as well so it is constantly stopping and starting.

[DarkRula]

Just leave the house at 6am, find a grassy hill, and have breakfast there. Enjoy the birds singing, the bees buzzing, and make sure nothing tries to steal your food. If there's a river neaby, you could also go wild for the bath as well.

[Stugene]

Just leave the house at 6am, find a grassy hill, and have breakfast there. Enjoy the birds singing, the bees buzzing, and make sure nothing tries to steal your food. If there's a river neaby, you could also go wild for the bath as well.

a nice hill with a kitchenette and kettle

[Green Gecko]

I strawberry floating hate small dogs.

There's been a massive lab that's lived upstairs for a long time and you never hear a peep from it. Someone above me recently must've got a small dog. It's been yapping now for god damn half hour and I guess the person is out. I don't know where exactly the noise is coming from so I can't even go knock on anyones doors to say something about it.

Little dogs are so strawberry floating loud and annoying. strawberry float.

It's not little dogs, it's badly trained dogs

Fair enough. Luckily after that it stopped barking and I haven't heard it since. I haven't heard it very often before so I wonder if someone brings it over when they visit or something, but if that is true why the strawberry float is it barking all the time.

The Lab is super well behaved I guess and well trained, but once when walking out it nearly bit me which was scary. I think I spooked it for some reason and it jumped for me.

I think the distinction is pretty much a big dog is like

WOOOF

Little dog

BORK
BORK
DOG
DOG
DOG
DOG
DOG
DOG

Some small dogs like daschunds will make cute whining noises to their owner, then you get close to their face and BORK like a strawberry floating bomb went off.

Yes, it's the training, but it's also the physics of dog and/or weapon.

[Vermilion]

The first genuinley nice sunny day in what seems like forever, maybe we could sit outside and have breakfast in the garden! Oh now wait, he's out at 8am pressure washing for 2 hours, and then had a cement mixer and circular saw going most of the day.

This is why i spent my weekend out of town, because as soon as the sun comes out, so do the power tool wankers.

[Qikz]

That little yappy bastard is back again. Not heard it since 2 sundays ago. I get the feeling that someone comes over to visits someone, they go out somewhere and leave the dog there for some dumbass reason. I don't think it's a dog that normally lives here at the very least or I'd hear it more.


EDIT: It stopped for hours and it's started up again. strawberry float!

[Tomous]

A serious ultimatum has been set in my village today

[Moggy]

A serious ultimatum has been set in my village today