The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Victor Mildew]

Discovered the source of the noise today, the guy has plonked an Alexa right next to his open front window.

I therefore decided to try something, and when he was out in his back garden uncovering his barbecue, i leaned out my window and said 'Alexa, play Surfin Bird' and to my surprise, it did (i really wasn't expecting it to respond to me).

Then i heard him go back inside, cue his inevitable confusion over hearing Peter Griffin's favourite song blaring out of the speaker.

Oh strawberry float me this is amazing

PLEASE (safely) video it. You have the funniest street in the world

[Vermilion]

I'll see if i can film, but doing so could well prove tricky as i need to find a gap when both degenerate neighbour bloke is busy, and stool bloke isn't sat in his garage watching (he's back in full stool bloke mode at the moment, every day he's sat there, like the cul de sac's very own special warden).

[Zellery]

Anyone give me a brief explanation on stool bloke or tell me which page Vermilion first mentions him?

[Victor Mildew]

Anyone give me a brief explanation on stool bloke or tell me which page Vermilion first mentions him?

Strap yourself in

[Moggy]

Anyone give me a brief explanation on stool bloke or tell me which page Vermilion first mentions him?

Page 14 seems to be where Vermilion mentions him by the stool bloke name, but he might have been mentioned before that.

[Dual]

Anyone give me a brief explanation on stool bloke or tell me which page Vermilion first mentions him?

Where do I begin?

[Jenuall]

Gather close that you might harken the story of Stool Bloke...

[Victor Mildew]

Bring back the calendar!

[Knoyleo]

The old strawberry floaters next door must be getting even more deaf, because their TV is now so loud, I can tell you exactly what their watching, and even worse, they seem to watch nothing but news on a variety of channels from about 6pm to midnight. Thought I'd go to bed at a sensible time last night, only to lie there having to listen to strawberry floating newsnight through the wall.

[Vermilion]

Where do I begin?

This was the scene yesterday...

[Zilnad]

Poor bloke. He might be really lonely and hoping for someone to come and talk to him. Have you ever introduced yourself?

I'm sure he'd move his cuppa for you to sit beside him if you popped over to say "hi".

[Victor Mildew]

[Vermilion]

Poor bloke. He might be really lonely and hoping for someone to come and talk to him.

Nah, it's not that, as Mrs Stool Bloke often decides to join him there.

[Zilnad]

Poor bloke. He might be really lonely and hoping for someone to come and talk to him.

Nah, it's not that, as Mrs Stool Bloke often decides to join him there.

Definitely just a weirdo then

[Victor Mildew]

Don't forget stool gran!

[Moggy]

Where do I begin?

This was the scene yesterday...

Those manly arms

[Jenuall]

It's the composition of these shots that always confuses me. Maybe it's just the angle being deceptive but it always looks like he's sat out there directly behind one vehicle or another.

I can understand sitting in the sun and taking in the view or people watching or whatever, but it always look like he's just sat their with his cuppa admiring the back end of his VW!

[Vermilion]

Don't forget stool gran!

Haven't seen Stool Gran for a while, but then, social distancing means no outside visitors anyways.

[Victor Mildew]

Don't forget stool gran!

Haven't seen Stool Gran for a while, but then, social distancing means no outside visitors anyways.

The stool clan don't follow the stupid government's rule book

[Qikz]

It's the composition of these shots that always confuses me. Maybe it's just the angle being deceptive but it always looks like he's sat out there directly behind one vehicle or another.

I can understand sitting in the sun and taking in the view or people watching or whatever, but it always look like he's just sat their with his cuppa admiring the back end of his VW!

Probably hiding his shame.