The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[rinks]

I’ll have to try harder. I mean, ask them to try harder.

[Prototype]

[Balladeer]

Can't wait to read how Costa Woman mourns Prince Philip. Special memorial KFC bucket with his face on, and she gooseberry fools in it afterwards?

[Moggy]

My neighbour has just been strawberry floating his dog up the ass in the middle of the street, while his wife frigged herself and their son filmed it. Then they had a Nando’s delivered, and sodomised the delivery driver with a chicken leg, before asking me to tip him.

Cheeky.

[Cheeky Devlin]

My neighbour has just been strawberry floating his dog up the ass in the middle of the street, while his wife frigged herself and their son filmed it. Then they had a Nando’s delivered, and sodomised the delivery driver with a chicken leg, before asking me to tip him.

Cheeky.

I assure you I wasn't involved in any of this.

[imbusydoctorwho]

Costa Woman had a special Grand National party thing last weekend, she invited her mate and her kids round who she calls the Proclaimers cause her lads look like them. They sat outside with her 60 odd inch tv watching the National shouting and screaming. She was pissed cause she lost about £80 on race.

Anyway she left the house at 5am this morning to go and queue outside Primark, she got the old guy next door to me feed her 5 year old lad and take him to school. She's not back yet, but I assume she'll be in the pub tonight.

[Jenuall]

6/10, felt like a filler episode. Not enough public defecation.

[Squinty]

I have new neighbours and they came out and introduced themselves which was nice.

I kinda wish I had clocked them coming up to me, because I didn't notice them until too late. They scared the living gooseberry fool out of me. I turned around and they were just there.

[Tomous]

The village Facebook group is in outrage right now because someone has been caught on CCTV letting his dog gooseberry fool on the pavement outside someone's front door and didn't clean it up. There's calls for him to be named and shamed and the police called so he gets a £1k fine.

Watched the video. Its my elderly neighbour

[Victor Mildew]

The village Facebook group is in outrage right now because someone has been caught on CCTV letting his dog gooseberry fool on the pavement outside someone's front door and didn't clean it up. There's calls for him to be named and shamed and the police called so he gets a £1k fine.

Watched the video. Its my elderly neighbour

Poor guy couldn't find the post box

[Zilnad]

Dob him in!

I stopped following my local village on Facebook because it's just depressing. But there was one time when one of my cousins was being laid into by, what seemed like, the entire village because they posted a picture condemning breast feeding in public. It was quite the spectacle and she got what she deserved. And she just kept fighting back which made the whole thing snowball

[Jenuall]

She made quite the boob there then

[Drumstick]

Dob him in!

I stopped following my local village on Facebook because it's just depressing. But there was one time when one of my cousins was being laid into by, what seemed like, the entire village because they posted a picture condemning breast feeding in public. It was quite the spectacle and she got what she deserved. And she just kept fighting back which made the whole thing snowball

What surprised me about this was that the condemner was female.

[Jenuall]

Dob him in!

I stopped following my local village on Facebook because it's just depressing. But there was one time when one of my cousins was being laid into by, what seemed like, the entire village because they posted a picture condemning breast feeding in public. It was quite the spectacle and she got what she deserved. And she just kept fighting back which made the whole thing snowball

What surprised me about this was that the condemner was female.

Doesn't surprise me too much, it's not that much of an unusual position even amongst women who you would think would be more understanding!

[Tomous]

They've worked out who it is, and they're suggesting to post it through his letter box

[PatSharpsMullet]

They've worked out who it is, and they're suggesting to post it through his letter box

They're quite clearly going to get the wrong house and post it through your letterbox instead.

[Trelliz]

They've worked out who it is, and they're suggesting to post it through his letter box

They're quite clearly going to get the wrong house and post it through your letterbox instead.

"I've been posting poo through the wrong neighbour's letterbox for years!"

[imbusydoctorwho]

Costa Woman went out last night to the pub and threw up outside her house when she come home as she was shouting and screaming outside, so she didn't take the kid to school this morning as she was hungover. So she got the old woman who lives a few doors down, who we all call the "Queen Mother" as she's been living here since the houses were first built. As Costa has a special 50p offer on all hot drinks, Costa Woman had a delivery of 5 hot drinks just for herself. If I remember she said she has about 8-10 sugars with her coffee.

Have to admit I took advantage of the 50p offer and went uptown and got myself a 50p drink.

Didn't get much sleep last night as the house behind our back garden fence was building a shed all through the night, he was banging all night and kept me up til about 3am. Contacted the Council today and they said there's not a lot they can do, but if they do it tonight I should ring the cops.

[Prototype]

Ban request

[Vermilion]

Have to admit I took advantage of the 50p offer and went uptown and got myself a 50p drink.

Sounds like you and Costa Woman are a match made in heaven.

On a separate note, because it's still the easter holidays, the kids are shouting and screaming out in the street here again, they also had music playing today and so were enjoying listening to Ariana Grande. The songs they were listening to contained wholesome lyrics which are such loved by her under 10's fanbase ("strawberry float me t'il the daylight" etc).