The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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by DarkRula » Mon Jun 21, 2021 2:50 pm

Vermilion wrote:Also, just out of curiosity, does anyone know of a way whereby it is possible to anonymously have a giant heap of horse manure dumped on someone's front lawn?

Just curious, y'know, for academic purposes of course.


Go to a farm and order some using someone else's name and address, then be the one to guide the delivery onto the lawn you want without anyone getting suspicious of such?

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by OrangeRKN » Mon Jun 21, 2021 3:05 pm

Vermilion wrote:Also, just out of curiosity, does anyone know of a way whereby it is possible to anonymously have a giant heap of horse manure dumped on someone's front lawn?


Get Thomas F. Wilson to stand there and wait

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by Skarjo » Mon Jun 21, 2021 3:44 pm

Call into GBNews with a fake name and when they get really mad say 'My name is (Insert target name) and I live at (Insert target address)' and watch the problem solve itself.


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by Rapidly-Greying » Mon Jun 21, 2021 4:32 pm

Thread creator here. I've got new neighbours and they might just well be worse than the old ones. More to follow as the weeks progress.

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by Yubel » Mon Jun 21, 2021 5:45 pm

Vermilion wrote:Also, just out of curiosity, does anyone know of a way whereby it is possible to anonymously have a giant heap of horse manure dumped on someone's front lawn?


Someone's been watching Neighbours. :datass:

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:55 pm

Oh my strawberry floating god these pertrol powered garden tool wankers. Why does a hedge strimmer need to be powered by some 500bhp V8? BRRNNYYYYAAAAAARRRRTRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYTYT.

Oh well, at least there isn't going to be a petrol.leaf blower brought out to clean up the mess in a.minute. OH WAIT.

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Jun 24, 2021 4:59 pm

BBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAYYYYYYNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRM BRM BRM BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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by Vermilion » Thu Jun 24, 2021 8:35 pm

Sounds like Stool Bloke has moved to your neighbourhood as noisy power tools is one of his specialties.

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by Dual » Thu Jun 24, 2021 9:46 pm

I love my petrol lawnmower :datass:

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by Green Gecko » Thu Jun 24, 2021 11:14 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:BBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAYYYYYYNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRM BRM BRM BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh guess what. I was on the phone the other day to my partner in bed with gastric flu.

Bbbrrrrrrrrmm rum brim.... Vrum... Vrum. Vruuuuiuuuuuuum

Yup, the new owners of tiktok mansion, Some fat guy wandering around on a COMPLETELY CLEAR lawn blowing nothing with a petrol powered leaf blower. Highly intermittently. Like had to get every little piece of invisible leaf... One bit at a time.

Of course you were the first I thought of. Now I'm almost happy about the eviction.

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by imbusydoctorwho » Fri Jun 25, 2021 3:32 pm

Costa Woman has been starting to park in front of our garage blocking our access, sometimes she'll move it sometimes she won't. Police won't do nothing and the Council said leave her alone as she's depressed and any undue stress could push her over the edge. So essentially she can do what she wants and get away with it.

Her young lad last weekend gooseberry fool in our front garden and she actually reported us to the council for it, we had a letter saying that they'll inspect the cleanliness of our house. strawberry floating joke, thankfully the house is up for sale now we just need to find somewhere.

We also can't have a for sale sign up because it gets destroyed.

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by Yubel » Fri Jun 25, 2021 8:54 pm

imbusydoctorwho wrote:Costa Woman has been starting to park in front of our garage blocking our access, sometimes she'll move it sometimes she won't. Police won't do nothing and the Council said leave her alone as she's depressed and any undue stress could push her over the edge. So essentially she can do what she wants and get away with it.

Her young lad last weekend gooseberry fool in our front garden and she actually reported us to the council for it, we had a letter saying that they'll inspect the cleanliness of our house. strawberry floating joke, thankfully the house is up for sale now we just need to find somewhere.

We also can't have a for sale sign up because it gets destroyed.


Depressed or not, nobody should be expected to put up with this gooseberry fool. My advice is to not go walking on eggshells and insist that the police/council refer her to whichever service is best equipped to deal with her.

As for the lad, I'd jump down his strawberry floating throat if he shat in front of my home, however old he may be.

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by Squinty » Fri Jun 25, 2021 9:03 pm

'She's depressed, leave her be'

Nah strawberry float that. Doesn't give her the right to act like an arsehole without any repercussions.

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by rinks » Sat Jun 26, 2021 12:48 pm

I’m not saying it’s all fiction, but if you could show us that letter from the council…

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by Zilnad » Sat Jun 26, 2021 1:01 pm

rinks wrote:I’m not saying it’s all fiction, but if you could show us that letter from the council…


It was a phone call :simper:

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by Trelliz » Wed Jun 30, 2021 7:27 am

It wasn't too loud, but opened the door at 0730 to hear Vindaloo playing from next door :dread: if England win the euros the rapacious flag shagging will be horrendous.

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by Moggy » Wed Jun 30, 2021 7:39 am

Trelliz wrote:It wasn't too loud, but opened the door at 0730 to hear Vindaloo playing from next door :dread: if England win the euros the rapacious flag shagging will be horrendous.


The worst of the flag shaggers said they were not going to watch or support England because of Marxist knee taking.

They wouldn't lie, would they? :shock:

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Jun 30, 2021 7:41 am

I was out mowing the lawn last night, and you could tell England must have been winning due to the deafening silence from all the houses.

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by Trelliz » Wed Jun 30, 2021 7:52 am

Moggy wrote:
Trelliz wrote:It wasn't too loud, but opened the door at 0730 to hear Vindaloo playing from next door :dread: if England win the euros the rapacious flag shagging will be horrendous.


The worst of the flag shaggers said they were not going to watch or support England because of Marxist knee taking.

They wouldn't lie, would they? :shock:


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