The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[DarkRula]

"This guy spends too much time on the internet," they're thinking, while currently scrolling through r/shitpeoplesay

[Tomous]

That reminds me, on a call a few days back we somehow got on to the subject of knowing random people, and for some reason I decided to say I sort of know towel guy, which involved me then having to describe who and what it is, and that I know it through a gaming forum, and I was just hearing myself explaining this to managers and thinking, "why the strawberry float am I even telling them this?"

What the strawberry float were you thinking

[Victor Mildew]

I don't know

I'm known for it, I just can't stop myself blurting out stuff like this. It's like I think "it's gone a bit quiet, I know the perfect ice breaker for this meeting!" And then I'm just spouting utter bollocks and I can't stop.

2 days in to joining mad catz and I decided to tell the story of how I gooseberry fool myself at a festival once. The guys I used to work with who I'm still mates with still bring that up

[kazanova_Frankenstein]

That’s brilliant! I can absolutely see how Something like that could get out of hand quickly!

[Oblomov Boblomov]

That reminds me, on a call a few days back we somehow got on to the subject of knowing random people, and for some reason I decided to say I sort of know towel guy, which involved me then having to describe who and what it is, and that I know it through a gaming forum, and I was just hearing myself explaining this to managers and thinking, "why the strawberry float am I even telling them this?"

What the strawberry float were you thinking

Oh my god I would absolutely love to be able to watch that conversation .

[Drumstick]

That reminds me, on a call a few days back we somehow got on to the subject of knowing random people, and for some reason I decided to say I sort of know towel guy, which involved me then having to describe who and what it is, and that I know it through a gaming forum, and I was just hearing myself explaining this to managers and thinking, "why the strawberry float am I even telling them this?"

What the strawberry float were you thinking

Oh my god I would absolutely love to be able to watch that conversation .

Manager: yes, so it looks like we're going to hit our KPIs, this is a good news story. Anything else?

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Ad7: TOWEL GUY mummy strawberry floaters

[Moggy]

That reminds me, on a call a few days back we somehow got on to the subject of knowing random people, and for some reason I decided to say I sort of know towel guy, which involved me then having to describe who and what it is, and that I know it through a gaming forum, and I was just hearing myself explaining this to managers and thinking, "why the strawberry float am I even telling them this?"

What the strawberry float were you thinking

Oh my god I would absolutely love to be able to watch that conversation .

Manager: yes, so it looks like we're going to hit our KPIs, this is a good news story. Anything else?

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Ad7: TOWEL GUY mummy strawberry floaters

[Oblomov Boblomov]

The more I imagine it, the better it gets. I like to think two of Ad's colleagues had just been through fairly interesting explanations of noteworthy people they have some sort of connection with.

Ad: "Yeah I mean it's not exactly a huge deal but I do sort of know this guy who went viral on the internet a few years ago for having an erection hidden underneath a towel. It's pretty cool really."

[Tomous]

[Prototype]

The more I imagine it, the better it gets. I like to think two of Ad's colleagues had just been through fairly interesting explanations of noteworthy people they have some sort of connection with.

Ad: "Yeah I mean it's not exactly a huge deal but I do sort of know this guy who went viral on the internet a few years ago for having an erection hidden underneath a towel. It's pretty cool really."

Still numbers 1, 2 and 3 in the image search results for "Internet pervert"

[Drumstick]

[<]:^D]

Ad

[Sprouty]

Went out and had words with one of our neighbours tonight, as he was sat in his van testing his speaker system for an hour or so. His drive is outside our front door, so we have no escape from the bass. Unfortunately, it's far from the first time. In a two bedroom house, they have crammed three couples and a child. Maybe more, it's hard to tell as they have people come and go constantly, and I mean constantly.

They are Lithuanian, so I'm not sure how much of my ranting was understood, but he looked embarrassed to be challenged and for now at least, some peace and quiet. I doubt it will last as none of our other neighbours seem to challenge them and there are so many people there, it's hard to convey a message to them all, especially as most of them don't speak English.

I hope that when we move out, somebody like a police officer moves in, maybe they'll be a bit more cautious about their behaviour then.

[Vermilion]

It's hot as hell in here so i need to have all the windows open.

Cue the nasty bint at no.5 lighting up a barbecue so she can stink out the whole neighbourhood.

[Victor Mildew]

Leaf blower bloke has been out this evening.

Has stool bloke's carbeque made an appearance again yet?

[Vermilion]

Has stool bloke's carbeque made an appearance again yet?

I don't think he's even there, haven't seen him at all this week and the camper van has gone.

[Jenuall]

Probably off in Spain avin' it large, oi oi!

[Victor Mildew]

Probably off in Spain avin' it large, oi oi!

Ham egg and chips every single day at the British bulldog. Only the finest for stool bloke

[Sprouty]

Since confronting the neighbour a few days back, it's like living in a different neighbourhood. Have barely heard a sound out of them since. I'm astonished and wish I had done it sooner!

[Victor Mildew]

Since confronting the neighbour a few days back, it's like living in a different neighbourhood. Have barely heard a sound out of them since. I'm astonished and wish I had done it sooner!

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