The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Vermilion]

I now feel that I have to purchase some form of security camera to stop random dickheads leaving their unwanted crop in my drive

I dunno, if it's excess fruit & vegetables they could come in handy.

[andretmzt]

My house is unfortunately on the south-west corner of the road so all the loose gooseberry fool gets blown onto my drive....

....including all the garden waste sacks every other Tuesday when it's breezy.

I go and give back the ones with numbers on.

I now feel that I have to purchase some form of security camera to stop random dickheads leaving their unwanted crop in my drive

I dunno, if it's excess fruit & vegetables they could come in handy.

[Jenuall]

Can someone update the thread title? Every time this gets bumped I spot the Stool Bloke reference and think it's the second coming!

[Tsunade]

I'm looking forward to seeing of Ad7 and Moggy come in this thread to complain about each other when Moggy moves

[DarkRula]

Be funnier when they're talking of each other in here using indirect means and one of them finally figures out they're being talked about.

[Victor Mildew]

The best thing is, I can just see what he's up to on here and then go to his house to see him, he won't even have to invite me

[Tomous]

I smell a sitcom!

[DarkRula]

With an awful laugh track after almost every thing that happens.

*Knock on door. Ad answers it. Moggy is revealed*
*Laugh track*
"Oh, hey Moggy. What are you doing here?"
"Oh, y'know. Just thought I'd see if you had time to hit the pub."
*Laugh track*
"Really?"
*Hint of laugh track starting*
"Yes."
*Laugh tracks gets into full swing*

You get the idea.

[Jenuall]

[andretmzt]

I got woken up this morning by someone next door having a loud conversation outside. Nothing out of the ordinary there. What was out of the ordinary was my girlfriend telling me that someone was using our flat roof to access our neighbour's roof. At least they didn't break through the gate and go up from the garden. Apparently our neighbour said it would be okay not to ask if it was okay as we'd be asleep. I think this confirms to me that my neighbour is bit of a banana split.

I did scare the gooseberry fool out of the guy on the roof though when I cracked a window open and asked if I could help him.

[Tsunade]

Every morning at 1am, for the past week a woman across the road has a 5 minute screaming match with a bloke outside. I have no idea why they've decided to do it at 1am, outside where everyone can hear their business. All I know is, since the drug dealer had their flat burnt down (it was arson apparently, I'm guessing by an angry client) its been quiet at night till now!

[Vermilion]

Every morning at 1am, for the past week a woman across the road has a 5 minute screaming match with a bloke outside. I have no idea why they've decided to do it at 1am, outside where everyone can hear their business. All I know is, since the drug dealer had their flat burnt down (it was arson apparently, I'm guessing by an angry client) its been quiet at night till now!

Stool Bloke's immediate neighbour might be a drug dealer, he goes in and out at weird times, he carries black bags full of stuff from the house to the van (and vice versa) regularly, and he just has a generally shifty demeanour (not to mention the fact that his wife is a drunken skank).

It's probably bs and my imagination is just working overtime, but i reckon he's doing county lines dealing, either that or he's a people smuggler.

[Vermilion]

First sunny day in ages, and bonfire wanker decided to light one up again.

I still don't even know which house is doing it.

[Tomous]

One thing really annoying me about one of my neigbours at the moment is every time the bins get collected I like to bring them in nice and early and I always see him watching from his window disapprovingly.

[poshrule_uk]

One thing really annoying me about one of my neigbours at the moment is every time the bins get collected I like to bring them in nice and early and I always see him watching from his window disapprovingly.

[Imrahil]

Great news! The arse-hat with the horrendously loud cockerel a few doors down has apparently got rid of it due to complaints. Don't know whether he got a noise complaint from the council, or he just got fed up with neighbours complaining.

Why do people bother with cockerels in residential areas? It's so blindingly obvious it's going to piss everyone off, especially in the summer when people want to have windows open.

Hens lay eggs without a cockerel nearby anyway.

[Vermilion]

Three hours later, and the bonfire is STILL going!

Why do people bother with cockerels in residential areas?

Some people like having a cock around.

[Moggy]

Three hours later, and the bonfire is STILL going!

Why do people bother with cockerels in residential areas?

Some people like having a cock around.

And that's why we've kept you on the forum.

[Tsunade]

Welp not sure if the old bloke downstairs has had his car nicked! I looked out at 11 this morning and his car was gone, which isn't unusual for him at that time as he uses it to drive 200 meters to the shop and back to get his newspaper at that time. I saw him out back shouting at someone round back when I went to make a cuppa about 20 minutes later. I heard "Oi! What do you think you're up to!" And him walking off with a stern look on his face.

His car still isn't there, I couldn't see who he was shouting at either. No idea if he was shouting at someone at the car park round back or not because the building next door hides my view of it. To clarify here, he always parks in the disabled spot right outside our building and the car park is really just a patch of concrete near the garages at the back of the estate.

The only other person who could have taken his car would have been his son, but his son drives a big white van and it was nowhere to be seen.

[Vermilion]

And that's why we've kept you on the forum.