The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

[Dual]

She was treading on the small animals that made that hedge their home.

[Victor Mildew]

Neighbour was just pacing up and down the area of land where the greenery used to be and started brushing fallen leaves and debris aside with her foot. Then occasionally she'd stamp on the floor like she'd found something.

Do you think she's looking for buried treasure?

She just minced off with her nose pointed to the sky.

Just walk up to her and go

[Oblomov Boblomov]

I live in a semi-detached house and our neighbours moved out today. New ones are moving in at the weekend and I'm pretty scared in case they're total bellends .

[<]:^D]

just stand on their front lawn while they are moving in to assert your dominance; they wont dare cause you issues

[Vermilion]

just stand poo on their front lawn while they are moving in to assert your dominance; they wont dare cause you issues

FTFY.

[Trelliz]

just stand beat them up, remove their shrubs, play loud music and have a barbecue on their front lawn while they are moving in to assert your dominance; they wont dare cause you issues

FTFY.

FTFY.

[KingK]

I live in a semi-detached house and our neighbours moved out today. New ones are moving in at the weekend and I'm pretty scared in case they're total bellends .

Hope they’re NFFC fans!

[pjbetman]

Neighbour was just pacing up and down the area of land where the greenery used to be and started brushing fallen leaves and debris aside with her foot. Then occasionally she'd stamp on the floor like she'd found something.

Do you think she's looking for buried treasure?

She just minced off with her nose pointed to the sky.

How come the slag was cutting it down?

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Solid advice, thanks guys .

We didn't really get on with the last lot. They were awkward to talk to and pretty gammony, moaning about 'lefties' etc. However, apart from one fairly minor incident when they got a dog (which I documented in this thread and resolved in an unexpectedly positive way) they never caused us any real grief and they put up with quite a lot of hassle from us while we were having work done.

I'll take Forest fans if they're not dickheads, KingK! Would make for good (but probably painful) banter.

Normally I'd think to pop round with a bottle of wine to say hello once they've had chance to settle in, but that suddenly seems very old-fashioned. I'd feel tight going round empty-handed, though...

[Drumstick]

Solid advice, thanks guys .

We didn't really get on with the last lot. They were awkward to talk to and pretty gammony, moaning about 'lefties' etc. However, apart from one fairly minor incident when they got a dog (which I documented in this thread and resolved in an unexpectedly positive way) they never caused us any real grief and they put up with quite a lot of hassle from us while we were having work done.

I'll take Forest fans if they're not dickheads, KingK! Would make for good (but probably painful) banter.

Normally I'd think to pop round with a bottle of wine to say hello once they've had chance to settle in, but that suddenly seems very old-fashioned. I'd feel tight going round empty-handed, though...

Our neighbours (55-60 years old and lovely) did this for us. Really appreciated and made us feel welcome.

[Zilnad]

Neighbour was just pacing up and down the area of land where the greenery used to be and started brushing fallen leaves and debris aside with her foot. Then occasionally she'd stamp on the floor like she'd found something.

Do you think she's looking for buried treasure?

She just minced off with her nose pointed to the sky.

How come the slag was cutting it down?

strawberry float knows. Karma got revenge yesterday though and her weekly food shop driver reversed into her prized apple tree and broke it. I felt bad for the tree but considering she had a go at us ages back for our food shopping brushing against it, it was insanely satisfying to see her delivery smash into it.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Neighbour was just pacing up and down the area of land where the greenery used to be and started brushing fallen leaves and debris aside with her foot. Then occasionally she'd stamp on the floor like she'd found something.

Do you think she's looking for buried treasure?

She just minced off with her nose pointed to the sky.

How come the slag was cutting it down?

What do you mean by using the word slag?

Solid advice, thanks guys .

We didn't really get on with the last lot. They were awkward to talk to and pretty gammony, moaning about 'lefties' etc. However, apart from one fairly minor incident when they got a dog (which I documented in this thread and resolved in an unexpectedly positive way) they never caused us any real grief and they put up with quite a lot of hassle from us while we were having work done.

I'll take Forest fans if they're not dickheads, KingK! Would make for good (but probably painful) banter.

Normally I'd think to pop round with a bottle of wine to say hello once they've had chance to settle in, but that suddenly seems very old-fashioned. I'd feel tight going round empty-handed, though...

Our neighbours (55-60 years old and lovely) did this for us. Really appreciated and made us feel welcome.

Might grab a white and a red on the way home; probably a box of chocolates as well in case they're non-drinkers.

Potential live stream via Go Pro to GRcade?

[<]:^D]

look im sure theyll appreciate the gifts but theyre not going to invite you in for that...

[Jenuall]

It's a weird time at the moment though, under normal circumstances I'd say something like a bottle of wine and a card is a nice "welcome to the neighbourhood" gesture but it could feel off during a pandemic? Dunno, maybe that's just me being paranoid about it, we're back in lockdown in Wales so the idea of just rocking up to someone's door and handing them a gift feels borderline illegal!

[Cuttooth]

Neighbour was just pacing up and down the area of land where the greenery used to be and started brushing fallen leaves and debris aside with her foot. Then occasionally she'd stamp on the floor like she'd found something.

Do you think she's looking for buried treasure?

She just minced off with her nose pointed to the sky.

How come the slag was cutting it down?

strawberry float knows. Karma got revenge yesterday though and her weekly food shop driver reversed into her prized apple tree and broke it. I felt bad for the tree but considering she had a go at us ages back for our food shopping brushing against it, it was insanely satisfying to see her delivery smash into it.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

look im sure theyll appreciate the gifts but theyre not going to invite you in for that...

Oh

It's a weird time at the moment though, under normal circumstances I'd say something like a bottle of wine and a card is a nice "welcome to the neighbourhood" gesture but it could feel off during a pandemic? Dunno, maybe that's just me being paranoid about it, we're back in lockdown in Wales so the idea of just rocking up to someone's door and handing them a gift feels borderline illegal!

Good point. I guess the obvious thing to do is knock on the door then stand well back and try to gauge their reaction. I can throw the wine at them if necessary.

[That]

Well, it's mid-afternoon on November 1st, and the next-door neighbours have got the Christmas Spotify playlist out. On max volume.

I hate Santa Claus with a passion. He's like Ian Huntley to me.

[Vermilion]

Well, it's mid-afternoon on November 1st, and the next-door neighbours have got the Christmas Spotify playlist out. On max volume.

Heard Noddy Holder yet?

[That]

Well, it's mid-afternoon on November 1st, and the next-door neighbours have got the Christmas Spotify playlist out. On max volume.

Heard Noddy Holder yet?

We're on Paul McCartney at the moment so I'm sure we'll get there soon!

[Tsunade]

I've already seen 2 Christmas trees up already.