The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Frame your neighbours for murder to get rid of them

Poll ended at Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:07 pm

Yes,they can rot in prison for disturbing my peace.
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80%
No,invite them round for tea and monopoly.
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20%
 
Total votes: 25
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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by rinks » Fri Aug 20, 2021 12:01 pm

Tomous wrote:Bit of excitement in our cul-de-sac last night:

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The girls are off on their way out

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by Vermilion » Fri Aug 20, 2021 2:34 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:I swear leaf blower bloke vacuums his cars every other day.


Sounds like he's bored, Stool Bloke did that before he vanished.

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by Victor Mildew » Fri Aug 20, 2021 2:41 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:I swear leaf blower bloke vacuums his cars every other day.


Sounds like he's bored, Stool Bloke did that before he vanished.


One can only wonder what crazy capers Stool Bloke is getting up to now :cry:

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by Tomous » Fri Aug 20, 2021 2:46 pm

Victor Mildew wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Victor Mildew wrote:I swear leaf blower bloke vacuums his cars every other day.


Sounds like he's bored, Stool Bloke did that before he vanished.


One can only wonder what crazy capers Stool Bloke is getting up to now :cry:



Staying indoors because someone kept photographing him and putting it online

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by Jezo » Mon Aug 30, 2021 10:54 am

Picture this... It's a bank holiday Monday. Now's your chance to finally catch up on that sleep you desperately need. No alarm set. Just letting your body do its thing. 7:30am. Neighbour's dog starts barking loudly in the garden. Enough to wake up at least 10 houses in the surrounding area. You're directly next door and wake up.

What do you do?

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by Tsunade » Mon Aug 30, 2021 11:01 am

I'd be going back to bed and to sleep myself once the dog shuts up.

I woke up to the smell of fire myself. No idea where the smell is coming from. I can't see any smoke or anything, all I can smell is that burnt smell of something on fire that shouldn't be.

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by Zilnad » Mon Aug 30, 2021 11:30 am

Neighbours have been away this weekend so I spent my morning weeding and mowing our front garden, blissfully undisturbed and haste free.

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by Qikz » Mon Aug 30, 2021 12:12 pm

Zilnad wrote:Neighbours have been away this weekend so I spent my morning weeding and mowing our front garden, blissfully undisturbed and haste free.


I hope you didn't start at like 7AM like some assholes seem to do.

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by Zilnad » Mon Aug 30, 2021 12:34 pm

Qikz wrote:
Zilnad wrote:Neighbours have been away this weekend so I spent my morning weeding and mowing our front garden, blissfully undisturbed and haste free.


I hope you didn't start at like 7AM like some assholes seem to do.


Started weeding at half 8am but didn't get the mower going until people started going places and I heard someone else also mowing.

I'd be way to anxiety ridden to ever make noise before the socially appropriate time.

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by Yubel » Mon Aug 30, 2021 6:05 pm

Zilnad wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Zilnad wrote:Neighbours have been away this weekend so I spent my morning weeding and mowing our front garden, blissfully undisturbed and haste free.


I hope you didn't start at like 7AM like some assholes seem to do.


Started weeding at half 8am but didn't get the mower going until people started going places and I heard someone else also mowing.

I'd be way to anxiety ridden to ever make noise before the socially appropriate time.


People fought in wars, put their lives on the line so you could mow the lawn any time your heart desires. Don't you think it's a bit rude not to?

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by Squinty » Mon Aug 30, 2021 6:41 pm

Zilnad wrote:
Qikz wrote:
Zilnad wrote:Neighbours have been away this weekend so I spent my morning weeding and mowing our front garden, blissfully undisturbed and haste free.


I hope you didn't start at like 7AM like some assholes seem to do.


Started weeding at half 8am but didn't get the mower going until people started going places and I heard someone else also mowing.

I'd be way to anxiety ridden to ever make noise before the socially appropriate time.


I do mine between 11.00am and 7.00pm. I realise that there are families with young children near me, and those kids are probably put to bed early. I think that's reasonable enough.

The dude at the end of my row is out mowing at 9.00pm. He does not give a strawberry float.

Also goes out in lycra to cycle at weird times during the night. I was out on the lash on Saturday night and walked home after 12 and he was coming out of his house in full gear. I did not know where to look. His junk :datass:

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by Tsunade » Tue Aug 31, 2021 1:10 pm

Came home at half 8 a couple of nights ago to find my downstairs neighbours planting flowers outside their flat in the dark. No idea why they decided to do it in the dark, but when I came out the next day, the flowers looked lovely.

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by rinks » Tue Aug 31, 2021 1:16 pm

Tsunade wrote:Came home at half 8 a couple of nights ago to find my downstairs neighbours planting flowers outside their flat in the dark. No idea why they decided to do it in the dark, but when I came out the next day, the flowers looked lovely.

Never mind that. What about this fire?

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by Tsunade » Tue Aug 31, 2021 1:28 pm

rinks wrote:
Tsunade wrote:Came home at half 8 a couple of nights ago to find my downstairs neighbours planting flowers outside their flat in the dark. No idea why they decided to do it in the dark, but when I came out the next day, the flowers looked lovely.

Never mind that. What about this fire?

No idea where it was in the end. It could have been the workmen who are working on a flat (that incidentally was burnt out about a year ago) accidentally burning something, the aren't exactly competent.

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Sep 08, 2021 10:31 am

Bin bint's dad is mowing the lawn, and the petrol mower he's using sounds like it's about to explode. It's like a truck being hit with hammers.

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by Jenuall » Wed Sep 08, 2021 10:35 am

Our petrol mower finally gave out before this summer after 13 years of good service, it was sounding pretty strawberry floating awful toward the end of its life though. :shifty:

Replaced it with a battery operated one and it's so much quieter and lighter to use!

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Drumstick » Wed Sep 08, 2021 11:01 am

A neighbour of mine has been jackhammering his drive for three days straight.

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PostRe: The moan about your neighbours thread - Stool Bloke returns...
by Prototype » Wed Sep 08, 2021 12:17 pm

Drumstick wrote:A neighbour of mine has been jackhammering his drive for three days straight.


Euphemism or nah?

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by Drumstick » Wed Sep 08, 2021 2:02 pm

Prototype wrote:
Drumstick wrote:A neighbour of mine has been jackhammering his drive for three days straight.

Euphemism or nah?

Kind of. He's been using a jackhammer drill to break his drive up. Not a clue on what he's planning.

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by kazanova_Frankenstein » Wed Sep 15, 2021 3:27 pm

To have sex with the resulting cracks, one would imagine.


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