GRcade

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:41 pm**

To be fair, I can't blame them for not wanting to head over to Forest Hill :dread:

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:44 pm**

I am now planning to move to the middle of nowhere and then carry out some bank robberies.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:47 pm**

If only the police had some means of contacting each other across the London area. Alas, it seems that no method exists

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Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:51 pm**

I always knew London was a gooseberry fool hole.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:01 pm**

Looking online, I can appreciate that the Met Police Safer Neighbourhoods Teams are dedicated to specific areas / boroughs... but surely there must be a way in which they can speak to other Teams outside of their areas? I can't believe that investigations are just stopped once someone lives outside of a particular postcode...

...right? :dread:

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Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:05 pm**

Jawa

That criminal is small. The perpetrator is faaaaar away.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:46 pm**

I have a picture of Jawa4 living in the block from the 2012 movie Dredd.

A 200 storey slum tower block run by a drug lord.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:53 pm**

Write to the local press about it. Plus get a bonus photo of you standing next to the incident pointing angrily at it.
Papers love that gooseberry fool

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:46 pm**

'YOU ARE SHITTING ME?" would be the perfect response.

It's just lazy policing. If you saw a kid get molested by a guy, and you gave the guy's plates and I'm sure their response isn't "He lives too far away."

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:05 pm**

Hyperion wrote:Write to the local press about it. Plus get a bonus photo of you standing next to the incident pointing angrily at it.
Papers love that gooseberry fool

Please do this, then post the article in the local news thread.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:14 pm**

"I've been shitting (by) the letter box instead of the loo for the past two years!"

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:27 pm**

jawafour wrote:We had an "unwanted visitor" to the site this morning. A bloke in a van drove into the private car park area and took a dump there.

I am not making this up; I saw him exit the van, drop his trousers... and he left a large amount of toilet paper laying there in the car park. He then changed his trousers and drove off.

I honestly feel like I'm living in some backward, lawless area of London. Except with stupidly strawberry-floatin' expensive housing. I've advised the details to the Police Safer Neighbourhoods Team but I don't anticipate hearing anything back.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:32 pm**

I'm not even sure it's an offence to take a gooseberry fool in a street, as long as you don't expose your bollocks or minge. It's an offence to take a piss, but I dunno if it's myth/legend but I'm sure I heard that somewhere years ago...

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:36 pm**

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new ... oo-8642804

Dirty bitch

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:37 pm**

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-new ... oo-7437841

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:27 pm**

We had a whole spate of these back in Cheltenham a few months back:

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/cheltenham-news/woman-caught-cctv-going-poo-1961911

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/cheltenham-news/number-two-another-human-poo-2010860

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/cheltenham-news/more-public-pooing-cheltenham-heres-2024032

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/cheltenham-news/someone-regularly-pooed-outside-betfred-2025065

Yeah, for some reason we decided to leave the area! :lol:

They also don't seem to have reported any more incidents since we left... :shifty:

Posted: **Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:26 pm**

Degenerate neighbour bloke has decided to weaponise his dog again, had to listen to it barking and howling pretty much non stop for the last two days.

I honestly can't remember when he first started doing this, but i have a feeling that i've been dealing with this crap now for best part of 10 years.

Posted: **Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:02 am**

Spoke to my neighbour for the first time ever, and she was lovely. There's been a car sitting in front of my house and neither of us know who it belongs to. Been sitting there for a week and a half or over.

I'm gonna report it.

Posted: **Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:45 am**

I came home a couple of days ago with the shopping to find my neighbour across from me loudly talking to himself in the communal hallway. As we walked to our doors he said hello, promptly walked into his flat and started shouting to himself as he shut his door whilst I was unlocking mine. I could still hear him after he'd locked his door as I was shutting mine... such a strange man.

Posted: **Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:33 pm**

Wedgie wrote:It's just lazy policing. If you saw a kid get molested by a guy, and you gave the guy's plates and I'm sure their response isn't "He lives too far away."

It's probably underfunding rather than laziness, and probably the right call to prioritise the kid molesters!

GRcade

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