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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:41 pm
by Benzin
To be fair, I can't blame them for not wanting to head over to Forest Hill
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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:44 pm
by Moggy
I am now planning to move to the middle of nowhere and then carry out some bank robberies.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:47 pm
by jawafour
If only the police had some means of contacting each other across the London area. Alas, it seems that no method exists
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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:51 pm
by Jenuall
I always knew London was a gooseberry fool hole.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:01 pm
by jawafour
Looking online, I can appreciate that the Met Police Safer Neighbourhoods Teams are dedicated to specific areas / boroughs... but surely there must be a way in which they can speak to other Teams outside of their areas? I can't believe that investigations are just stopped once someone lives outside of a particular postcode...
...right?
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Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:05 pm
by Victor Mildew
Jawa
That criminal is small. The perpetrator is faaaaar away.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:46 pm
by Dual
I have a picture of Jawa4 living in the block from the 2012 movie Dredd.
A 200 storey slum tower block run by a drug lord.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:53 pm
by Hypes
Write to the local press about it. Plus get a bonus photo of you standing next to the incident pointing angrily at it.
Papers love that gooseberry fool
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 9:46 pm
by Wedgie
'YOU ARE SHITTING ME?" would be the perfect response.
It's just lazy policing. If you saw a kid get molested by a guy, and you gave the guy's plates and I'm sure their response isn't "He lives too far away."
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:05 pm
by Victor Mildew
Hyperion wrote:Write to the local press about it. Plus get a bonus photo of you standing next to the incident pointing angrily at it.
Papers love that gooseberry fool
Please do this, then post the article in the local news thread.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:14 pm
by Trelliz
"I've been shitting (by) the letter box instead of the loo for the past two years!"
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:27 pm
by pjbetman
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:32 pm
by pjbetman
I'm not even sure it's an offence to take a gooseberry fool in a street, as long as you don't expose your bollocks or minge. It's an offence to take a piss, but I dunno if it's myth/legend but I'm sure I heard that somewhere years ago...
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:36 pm
by pjbetman
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 10:37 pm
by pjbetman
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 11:27 pm
by Jenuall
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:26 pm
by Vermilion
Degenerate neighbour bloke has decided to weaponise his dog again, had to listen to it barking and howling pretty much non stop for the last two days.
I honestly can't remember when he first started doing this, but i have a feeling that i've been dealing with this crap now for best part of 10 years.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:02 am
by Squinty
Spoke to my neighbour for the first time ever, and she was lovely. There's been a car sitting in front of my house and neither of us know who it belongs to. Been sitting there for a week and a half or over.
I'm gonna report it.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:45 am
by Tsunade
I came home a couple of days ago with the shopping to find my neighbour across from me loudly talking to himself in the communal hallway. As we walked to our doors he said hello, promptly walked into his flat and started shouting to himself as he shut his door whilst I was unlocking mine. I could still hear him after he'd locked his door as I was shutting mine... such a strange man.
Re: The moan about your neighbours thread
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:33 pm
by OrangeRKN
Wedgie wrote:It's just lazy policing. If you saw a kid get molested by a guy, and you gave the guy's plates and I'm sure their response isn't "He lives too far away."
It's probably underfunding rather than laziness, and probably the right call to prioritise the kid molesters!